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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Funniest thing I've read all day

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im a prize pig

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





i love the rudeness of these teens

tired—woke

wired:—rude

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
haha owned, tentacle man

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/981240851463639041

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Emma owns

but can we also recognize that the sitting President of the free world said that people are dying for no reason in afghanistan and iraq?

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Unperson_47 posted:

what's some good vegetable pizza toppings aside from peppers obviously

mushrooms, green olives, spinach, and diced garlic is often a go-to veggie pizza for me

fresh basil if you've got it

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

Emma owns

but can we also recognize that the sitting President of the free world said that people are dying for no reason in afghanistan and iraq?

That wouldn't be bipartisan

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Can't Bezos just say, gently caress it then we won't use the USPS anymore if you're gonna charge us extra.

That would seem like it would be bad, since the post office actually makes money off Amazon. I wonder about these things but then remember that nothing matters and we'd move onto something else.

the republicans would love for the post office to be hosed up because then they could privatize it, hoover up its 75 years of pension funds, end its services in rural areas, and eventually sell its dying husk to ups or fedex

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Look, if you let silly little things like the Geneva convention get in the way you'll never get that sick rear end k:d ratio

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Squizzle posted:

i love the rudeness of these teens

tired—woke

wired:—rude
agreed but is that an em dash in the wild? wtf

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Mr Trump speaking about economy, about economical cooperation with my country, with Latvia, what is your message for investors in Latvia and what is your opinion about your investment in Latvia?

I think all 3 would be great places to invest, stable governments, incredible people, hard working industrious people. I think they would be great places to invest, I would have no problem with it although I think as president of the united states they would call it a "slight" conflict of interest perhaps? You might be hearing from these people.. no I think it would be a great place, I think all 3 would be a great place to invest. Ok? Thank you

<her name I can't catch> estonia public broadcasting first a question to President Trump. As said the concern of the Baltic states is Russia and before the press conference you also said that at the same time good relationship with Russia is not bad but how are you going to deal with president vladmir putin, is he as your enemy or someone you can have dialogue with? And the second question is to our president is the defense of the baltic states enough or should there be something more? For example air defense systems. Thank you

Well I think we'll be able to have great dialogue I hope and if we can't you'll be the first to know about it. Nobodies been tougher on Russia than I have, and you can, and I know you're nodding yes because everyone agrees when they think about it. Strong energy the United States. My opponent was into other forms of energy like.. windmills. We're very strong on energy, we're essentially now energy independent. We're an exporter of energy. That is not a positive for Russia but its certainly a positive for the united states. We just passed a 700 billion dollar military budget next year 716 billion the largest ever passed. We're going to have a military stronger than we've ever had before by far, thats not exactly a great thing for Russia but thats the way it is. We're gonna have the strongest military we've ever had. NATO! NATO is delinquent! They were not paying their bills, they were not paying a lot of states as we discussed, they were not paying what they should be paying. Since I came in many many billions of dollars additional have been paid by countries that weren't paying and now they're paying. And they will have to pay more, frankly, they're going to have to pay more. So there are many things that I've done, not only the 60 diplomats, Germany did 4, France did 4, we did 60. Theres nobody been tougher on Russia and with that being said I think I could have a very good relationship with President Putin, I think, its possible I won't and you will know about it. Believe me this room will know about it before I know about it. Its a real possibility that I could have a good relationship. And remember this: getting along with Russia is a Good Thing. Getting along with China is a Good Thing. Getting along with other countries, including your 3 countries is a Good Thing not a Bad Thing. So I think I could have a very good relationship with Russia and with President Putin and if I did that would be a Great Thing and theres also a great possibility that that won't happen. WHO KNOWS

:lol:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/981241705348427776

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Emma owns

but can we also recognize that the sitting President of the free world said that people are dying for no reason in afghanistan and iraq?

well i mean we arent taking their oil so what else could we be doing

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Squizzle posted:

i love the rudeness of these teens

tired—woke

wired:—rude
I've been saying this for years, you fuckface.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i've been following this thread since 11/9 and i have no idea who eichenwald is outside tentacle porn connoisseur

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
he just said it, he said the words

its not about freedom but i guess nobody is surprised anyways but he made it official, it just happened, he blurted it out like a dumbass without thinking of the ramifications if any

he said that the Iraq/Afghanistan conflict was pointless and people are dying for no reason

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Joementum posted:

the Man of La Manga


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yozyd_lqTXw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

he done hosed up big this time

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/981240327951519744

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Shooting mexicans from the us side was recently ruled constitutional, :classiclol:

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

Emma owns

but can we also recognize that the sitting President of the free world said that people are dying for no reason in afghanistan and iraq?

If he didn't spew out 100 random thoughts a day that come and go with no consequences than yea it would be worth paying attention to. It'll just be yet another thing for Sanders to walk back in the next briefing and Trump can flip completely on this tomorrow and nobody will call him on it.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yay

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Yeah that makes a lot of sense paired up with his other cosntant message on NATO "They're stealing all of our money by underpaying for our protection racket that NATO apparently is".

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Lastgirl posted:

he just said it, he said the words

its not about freedom but i guess nobody is surprised anyways but he made it official, it just happened, he blurted it out like a dumbass without thinking of the ramifications if any

he said that the Iraq/Afghanistan conflict was pointless and people are dying for no reason

https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/884798748152483840

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

"why can't we just go and kill them in mexico?" - a problem a typical American soldier would have with this plan

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Vanity Fair is an Odd Place

one that you could probably liberate with the troops and justify it instead of the Afghan/Iraq Conflict which is now "pointless"

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

turns out kids aren't dumb if you raise them without the lead poisoning

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
A rude dude with a lewd tude

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

lmao

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lol at the comments where people aren't mad that the president of the US is lying and spewing word salad, but are instead mad that he insulted Hillary Clinton, a former secretary of state!! :qq: :decorum:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


wow look at this free-market unbeliever

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Note: none of these sources are TRUMP

https://twitter.com/business/status/981242327040778241?s=19

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


lol that owns

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Basebf555 posted:

If he didn't spew out 100 random thoughts a day that come and go with no consequences than yea it would be worth paying attention to. It'll just be yet another thing for Sanders to walk back in the next briefing and Trump can flip completely on this tomorrow and nobody will call him on it.

"What did the president mean when he said that the conflict was pointless and that american soldiers are dying for no reason?"

if only the journalists were smart enough to ask that

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

FactsAreUseless posted:

I've been saying this for years, you fuckface.

Man do you have to be so rude?

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/CinemaSaoJorge/status/981238578507284481?s=19

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/statesman/status/981238932107968512

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f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
stop interfering with the free market, government, gosh

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