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Slimnoid posted:Resin tits are life, but pewter rear end is hometown. I'm the kleenex dispenser
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Apr 2, 2018 23:25
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I'm the Heavy Metal 2000 hair
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Nothing gets me going like the gentle curves of a woman painted to the standard of a 10-year-old's first Space Marine with unthinned apple barrel paint
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Apr 2, 2018 23:38
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"You're supposed to thin Apple Barrel paint?!?"
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Hustlin Floh posted:Doesn't matter since that's a Jagdpanther loving finally
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetzerquote:The Jagdpanzer 38 (Sd.Kfz. 138/2), later known as Hetzer ("pursuer/hunter") ... ?
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Slimnoid posted:Resin tits are life, but pewter rear end is hometown. Did it get less pervy? I stopped paying attention to it after dealing with Wyrd because they treated a guy I know pretty lovely. The year they launched Malifaux we approached them about running games at Origins so I spent the weekend demoing the game and running a tournament they provided prizes for, fast forward to Gencon a couple years later and the guy who originally talked to them about running the events now has a blog. He goes to Wyrd to try and get an interview and they tell him no because his blog is too small and they don't deal with small guys.
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Len posted:Did it get less pervy? I stopped paying attention to it after dealing with Wyrd because they treated a guy I know pretty lovely. The year they launched Malifaux we approached them about running games at Origins so I spent the weekend demoing the game and running a tournament they provided prizes for, fast forward to Gencon a couple years later and the guy who originally talked to them about running the events now has a blog. He goes to Wyrd to try and get an interview and they tell him no because his blog is too small and they don't deal with small guys. Still lots of boobs and butts
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Hustlin Floh posted:Doesn't matter since that's a Jagdpanther StuG Jeebus posted:loving finally Yeah, I'm confused. It looks like a Hetzer. Also "Jagdpanzers gonna jagd" isn't a play on the common saying "Haters gonna hate" (meaning that worrying about criticisms from people who already dislike you is a poor strategy) so there's that too?  E: Oh, yeah, same vehicle.  I've never heard it called anything but a Hetzer. But I don't really do Historicals so maybe in that community it's more common?
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Apr 3, 2018 04:04
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For gently caress's sake Jagdpanther: 8 road wheels, 88mm gun w/ muzzle brake, flat deck at the back of the vehicle Jagdpanzer 38 (Hetzer): 4 road wheels, 75 mm gun w/ no brake, sloped at the very back I swear I'm not a nazi, I just used to play Flames of War
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Apr 3, 2018 04:21
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Who cares, besides you nerds
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StuG Jeebus posted:For gently caress's sake Oh yeah, good point. Improbable Lobster posted:Who cares, besides you nerds Jagdpanzers gonna Jagd.
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Apr 3, 2018 04:27
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Improbable Lobster posted:Who cares, besides you nerds I don't have any other useful knowledge, this is literally my finest hour, it's all downhill from here for me
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Schadenboner posted:E: Oh, yeah, same vehicle. It's not the same vehicle in any way. I am an authority on the subject because I can look at pictures and spot differences, and also because I own a Hetzers Gonna Hetz shirt. Jagdpanzer and Jagdpanther are two different things. Jagdpanzer is just a generic term for a tank destroyer, while the Jagdpanther is a Jagdpanzer that was built on the chassis of the Panther tank. There was also a Jagdtiger. Two guesses which chassis that was based on. It's not the Tiger Hustlin Floh fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 04:31
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Hustlin Floh posted:Jagdpanzer and Jagdpanther are two different things. Jagdpanzer is just a generic term for a tank destroyer, while the Jagdpanther is a Jagdpanzer that was built on the chassis of the Panther tank. There was also a Jagdtiger. Two guesses which chassis that was based on. Was it a T-34?
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All I know about WW2 German tanks is that they were way too big and complicated, and that weirdo nerds get a stiffy over them
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SteelMentor posted:All I know about WW2 German tanks is that they were way too big and complicated, and that weirdo nerds get a stiffy over them They were overrated as hell on the grand scale and dinguses can't get over that. Which leads to...    Those are US parts but it still counts Hustlin Floh fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 04:42
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Hustlin Floh posted:They were overrated as hell on the grand scale and dinguses can't get over that. Which leads to... Im the 'lil babby Conqueror cannon.  Hustlin Floh posted:
I mean, are we really not allowed to put on skirts? It's less of a problem in 8E but "Extra Armor" and WYSIWYG used to be things. E: What am I supposed to be reacting to here? It's a goddamn mess, I see nothing that I can really identify other than some pretty poorly-made spaced armor (and don't give me any crap about how it's a field-installed expedient, there's a drat Imperialis on it) which doesn't strike me as a Nazi thing per se? Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 04:43
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Can't wait to loving dunk on some German tanks in my dinky lil' Russian rustbucket
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The idea that Guard tanks would be represent the (over-engineered, finicky, expensive to produce/maintain) German tanks rather than the (quantity-has-a-quality-all-its-own, rugged, and cheap to produce/maintain) Russian or American tanks is also pretty  .Go get some geneseed implanted in you, Macharius don't want none of your Panzerscheiße. Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Schadenboner posted:E: What am I supposed to be reacting to here? It's a goddamn mess, I see nothing that I can really identify other than some pretty poorly-made spaced armor (and don't give me any crap about how it's a field-installed expedient, there's a drat Imperialis on it) which doesn't strike me as a Nazi thing per se? We're reacting to the fact that they glued an entire new suspension system to the outside of the tank that will make it sit 6 feet off the ground. It counts because it's a terribly-imagined mashup of WWII and 40k and whoever made it, although they are not painting Balkenkreuz on their tanks, is still a doofus. Hustlin Floh fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Apr 3, 2018 |
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Hustlin Floh posted:We're reacting to the fact that they glued an entire new suspension system to the outside of the tank that will make it sit 6 feet off the ground. It counts because it's a terribly-imagined mashup of WWII and 40k and whoever made it, although they are not painting Balkenkreuz on their tanks, is still a doofus. I still have one guess about the chassis of the Jagdtiger right? Was it a Sherman?
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Nebalebadingdong posted:
Judging by the background these all exist in the same setting and I'm definitely interested in learning more about this world
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Apr 3, 2018 05:54
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Nebalebadingdong posted:
Skeleman; "ooooh, I hope I get an epic mount!" *chest opens, weiner car explodes out.*
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Apr 3, 2018 08:58
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This page sucks you dumb dorkpanzers
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Jagdpanzer Elefant Jagdpzner 38(t) Jagdpanzer IV Jagdpanther Jagdtiger
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Are you sure you want the su152? THe su100m1 is just as good as a choice and the obj 263 is way better than the stupid 268 which everyone here thinks is terrible. Also the su100 is a good tank. Don't be that nub with the 122 use the 100 mm for the accuracy and dpm.
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Moola posted:This page sucks you dumb dorkpanzers
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SRM posted:Judging by the background these all exist in the same setting and I'm definitely interested in learning more about this world they're posted in the frost grave facebook group, so i guess they're for that  its actually a really cool group, only rarely is something silly or weird enough to warrant being posted here. but there are a few things:  giant arrow man!  not sure if this is a conversion. its considered finished so i think its some kind of spirit band? i kinda like it  ah yes, the Jews of frostgrave  "sup guys"
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Time to post some armor tests and images of soviets laughing at inferior Krupp steel
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Chill la Chill posted:Time to post some armor tests and images of soviets laughing at inferior Krupp steel The best fighting vehicle of the war was the Wanze, built in desperation by the Nazis in defense of Berlin. It was 3-6 rockets essentially taped onto the side of some other vehicle and hastily thrown at the Soviets. Note: by "best" I mean "most adorable"
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To be fair, this one is actually just bad Photoshop.
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Ilor posted:To be fair, this one is actually just bad Photoshop. For now at least... Moola posted:This page sucks you dumb dorkpanzers Let's brawl, boney.
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I would be impressed if that mini was made out of carved cake icing.
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Apr 3, 2018 21:26
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 I made these. 
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Apr 3, 2018 21:35
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Second dude is in full Michigan J Frog mode
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Apr 3, 2018 21:36
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Fathis Munk posted:Why is that one dude slipping Fun answer: Deep Strike Mishap. Factual, boring answer: Because those are walking legs and I deliberately glued the wrong foot to the base for laughs.
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