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Real Life is the worst, most boring Terminator movie.
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Apr 2, 2018 18:48
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Jeb! Repetition posted:I've been to a few places that put too much watery ketchup on where it floods out when you squeeze the burger and could use those things. Do they make long strips for hot dogs? this lazy man cant even slice his own sauce slice
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Apr 2, 2018 21:15
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Is that loving Master Shake in the bottom right?
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Apr 2, 2018 21:20
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KiteAuraan posted:Is that loving Master Shake in the bottom right? I AM GOING TO PEE. ALL OVER MY PANTS.
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Apr 2, 2018 21:22
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It's the machine learning program the NSA uses to decide which Pakistanis get to die by Hellfire missile through metadata analysis, that for example managed to identify the Al-Jazeera Bureau Chief in Islamabad as the most probable member of both Al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood.
SplitSoul has issued a correction as of 21:59 on Apr 2, 2018 |
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Apr 2, 2018 21:55
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SplitSoul posted:It's the machine learning program the NSA uses to decide which Pakistanis get to die by Hellfire missile through metadata analysis, that for example managed to identify the Al-Jazeera Bureau Chief in Islamabad as the most probable member of both Al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood. Guess that explains why they included Master Shake in that pic
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Apr 2, 2018 21:58
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MizPiz posted:Guess that explains why they included Master Shake in that pic According to SKYNET he's a lieutenant in Lashkar-e-Jhangvi. Edit: But seriously, googling suggests it's an NSA codeword from the original docs. SplitSoul has issued a correction as of 22:12 on Apr 2, 2018 |
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Apr 2, 2018 22:05
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KiteAuraan posted:Is that loving Master Shake in the bottom right? Not nearly as good as the octopus
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Apr 2, 2018 22:24
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Apr 2, 2018 22:30
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the top secret program to air drop "WHO IS THE DRIZZLE??" leaflets on yemen
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Apr 3, 2018 03:05
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all I’m asking you to do is change the cloud to a fume and the D to an F!
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Apr 3, 2018 03:08
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i knew this ketchup scheme reminded me of something https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XxmP8IcoKtE
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Apr 3, 2018 15:26
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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/981121633023705088
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Apr 3, 2018 17:58
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Why is Russia so good at publicizing their robotics failures?
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Apr 3, 2018 18:06
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hell fuckin yeah LegoPirateNinja posted:Why is Russia so good at publicizing their robotics failures? russian dashcam footage is a powerful cultural export
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Apr 3, 2018 18:23
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Apr 3, 2018 22:05
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https://twitter.com/Lavrusik/status/981259304408788993
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Apr 3, 2018 22:12
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https://twitter.com/parismartineau/status/981273689239977984?s=20 The number of people shot seems to be between 2 and 37 Suspect dead at the scene Edit: \/ \/ does it still count as journalistic malfeasance if you delete your unreliably informed tweets after you realize they are complete horse poo poo? \/ \/ Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 04:19 on Apr 4, 2018 |
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Apr 3, 2018 22:26
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pretty cool how media refuses to learn any lessons ever from the plethora of shootings they’ve covered like that the police scanner reports are wrong every single time and they just blast all that poo poo out there anyway.
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Apr 3, 2018 22:29
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Comrayn posted:pretty cool how media refuses to learn any lessons ever from the plethora of shootings they’ve covered like that the police scanner reports are wrong every single time and they just blast all that poo poo out there anyway. they learned that they get more clicks/views if they release whatever details as fast as possible and there are no repercussions for getting stuff wrong
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Apr 3, 2018 22:43
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Rated PG-34 posted:they learned that they get more clicks/views if they release whatever details as fast as possible and there are no repercussions for getting stuff wrong oh right
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Apr 3, 2018 22:59
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Somewhere, a Silicon Valley writer sighs and throws another nearly finished script in the trash.
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Apr 4, 2018 01:31
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woke up this morning and thought hmm Haven’t seen a mass shooting for a while Such low energy numbers though 
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Apr 4, 2018 02:19
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quote:Zach Vorhies, 37, a senior software engineer at YouTube, said in an interview that he had been sitting at his desk when the fire alarm went off. He grabbed his electric skateboard and headed for a back exit, he said. As he rode down a gravel hill, he heard someone shouting and saw a man lying motionless in one of the office’s outdoor dining areas. quote:“This is what they are doing to weekend activists and many other people who try to promote healthy, humane and smart living — people like me are not good for big business like for animal business, medicine business and for many other businesses. That’s why they are discriminating and censoring us,” she said in the video on Facebook. I just hop on my electric skateboard and flee a workplace shooting by a demonetized vegan terrorist vlogger, out here in the stupidest timeline.
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Apr 4, 2018 13:26
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https://twitter.com/alanmartin47/status/981235198451908609
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Apr 4, 2018 13:35
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That's not really lovely At the very least it's not being built by SpaceX
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Apr 4, 2018 14:05
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Finally, the logical conclusion of identity politics
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Apr 4, 2018 14:11
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This is actually a really clever idea and it's not lovely Cyberpunk Dystopia.
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Apr 4, 2018 14:15
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but the beeeeeeees! (fair, I did not read it. Just felt bad for the little bees.)
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Apr 4, 2018 14:17
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MizPiz posted:That's not really lovely idk if a tiny drone that flies by flapping wings is a good idea on a planet with an extremely thin atmosphere and planetwide dust storms
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Apr 4, 2018 14:51
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youre right i bet those eggheads at nasa didnt even think of that!! we need a true visionary genius like elon musk to lead humanity into the future gently caress yea science bitches!!!!
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Apr 4, 2018 17:09
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Main Paineframe posted:idk if a tiny drone that flies by flapping wings is a good idea on a planet with an extremely thin atmosphere and planetwide dust storms "They will be equipped with oversized wings that should provide the lift required to stay aloft above the planet’s surface." "The tiny robots would be fitted with sensors and wireless communication devices, and would use a Mars rover like Nasa’s Curiosity as a charging point."
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Apr 4, 2018 17:17
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Wheeee posted:youre right i bet those eggheads at nasa didnt even think of that!! despite what the headline and first sentence of the article says, it's not actually being designed by nasa they just provided some seed funding to a team of Japanese scientists as part of an innovation investment program
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Apr 4, 2018 17:38
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finally the logical conclusion to goonswarm
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Apr 4, 2018 17:59
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Apr 4, 2018 18:54
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"Robot Bees on Mars" sounds like a 40s pulp sci fi story
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Apr 4, 2018 18:58
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:"Robot Bees on Mars" sounds like a 40s pulp sci fi story werent they usually sexy alien ladies
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Apr 4, 2018 19:00
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literally Diamond Age / greygoo scenario starter the Best Possible cyberpunk dystopia
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Apr 4, 2018 19:07
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Larry Parrish posted:Finally, the logical conclusion of identity politics Identity warfare?
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Apr 5, 2018 00:45
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Shear Modulus posted:werent they usually sexy alien ladies Voluptuous Robot Bees... On MARS!
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Apr 5, 2018 00:47
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