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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So last week Beth and I were in Mexico for vacation, and I was at a restaurant and when I ordered "wha-ha-moe-lay" with my meal the waiter looked at me like I had two fuckin heads.

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Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
I'm not going to jump to the conclusion that Howard hasn't or isn't going to help Scott but I am shocked they didn't mention his Go Fund Me on the air yet. Kind of hosed up.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Moniker posted:

I'm not going to jump to the conclusion that Howard hasn't or isn't going to help Scott but I am shocked they didn't mention his Go Fund Me on the air yet. Kind of hosed up.

They even talked about cancer yesterday and it didn't come up.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

euphronius posted:

It was a bad joke that didn’t land.

Also, someone did ask her to take that photo. She is also kind of nuts. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

euphronius posted:

It was a bad joke that didn’t land.

Yeah, this. Kathy Griffin is fine.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Howard’s take on Laura ingarharm was interesting.

Ronnie is def bi. I’m only halfway through Monday and this is a good episode.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Check out this image Kathy's using to promote her world tour.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Bonzo posted:

Check out this image Kathy's using to promote her world tour.



Leanin in

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Bonzo posted:

Check out this image Kathy's using to promote her world tour.



Did Howard photoshop that image for her?

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Scott should have taken that Lexington Steele money.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/bronk/status/981223163060260865

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

As horribly unfunny as Benjy is I still appreciate the fact that he's promoting the GoFundMe. Has anyone else associated with the show (cept for Scott himself) done so on social media?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I would agree that his on-air banter is annoying and insane, but I think Benji is actually pretty funny.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Hearing the clips of Imus today, I still can't believe he had such a big career. Clearly there was an untapped audience of old conservative urban cowboy types who listen to AM radio at six in the morning.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Brunjy Bonk

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003


We all chipping in for this or what?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Lifespan posted:

I would agree that his on-air banter is annoying and insane, but I think Benji is actually pretty funny.

I've come around on Benji to where I enjoy his appearances more and I think partly because he's seemingly one of the few if not only people who is willing to be contrarian and is not constantly kissing the ground that Howard walks on. He's not afraid to speak his mind which is quite different from a number of the sycophants on that show (Gary).

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Benji Brooey

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

We all chipping in for this or what?

$2500 left until the goal. Looks like no one has taken his up on this offer yet and I'm not about to start.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sand Monster posted:

I've come around on Benji to where I enjoy his appearances more and I think partly because he's seemingly one of the few if not only people who is willing to be contrarian and is not constantly kissing the ground that Howard walks on. He's not afraid to speak his mind which is quite different from a number of the sycophants on that show (Gary).

rear end kisser or not, I hate benjy. gently caress him.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

rear end kisser or not, I hate benjy. gently caress him.

This guy gets it. gently caress being trapped in the Benjy vortex.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

JB50 posted:

This guy gets it. gently caress being trapped in the Benjy vortex.

Perhaps I'm biased because I read a really interesting thesis that contends Benjy's bizarre, attention seeking behavior (wearing strange outfits, dyeing his hair, obnoxious girlfriend with a "why can't I be famous?" mindset) is all a long con troll against Howard.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
On the reals I like Benjy and it sucks he isn't in the studio anymore.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I didn't like Benjy in the studio. He's better in small doses (to me).

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Call Of Duty

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Lifespan posted:

I would agree that his on-air banter is annoying and insane, but I think Benji is actually pretty funny.

Ditto. He's great. The staff blows his antics out of proportion.

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

We all chipping in for this or what?

I already gave but I'll give again.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I dislike show Benjy, he's not as funny as he thinks and he does schtick in the worst place possible. That said, I think I would enjoy talking to him without a camera or mic around. When he's "off", he's probably a lot better.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
The modern Benjy segments aren't helped by Fred constantly playing the "Benjeeeeeeeeee" sound effect all of the time, as well as the clip of Benjy screaming.

It's the same with a lot of the Gary segments. Fred just keeps playing the clip of Richard Simmons shouting Gary's name over and over again. They are all really distracting.

DeadBonesBrook fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Apr 5, 2018

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Scott met his goal in 3 days and Artie's going to headline a benefit for him.

Nice to see the black cloud gently caress off for Scott sometimes :3:

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

If his wife dies does Scott get to keep the money?

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Former Human posted:

If his wife dies does Scott get to keep the money?

YOU BETTER PAYOFF!

(Woaahhhhhhh)

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Former Human posted:

If his wife dies does Scott get to keep the money?

:pray:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

AxeManiac posted:

I hope this reminds him to stop being a right wing conservative against socialism, because getting sick shouldn't be a matter of "can you afford to get better".


Howard is pro-UHC. He actually said it not that long ago (within the past 3 months). I remember his exact quote being along the lines of "It works in Canada and Europe, can't we just do it here already? Why the gently caress don't we have it?". It was during a news story I believe.

As for this Scott drama, I would not be surprised if he actually did give Scott money, but does not want it publicized. Howard is very, very paranoid about people he hasn't seen in 20 years hitting him up for money. He's said on the air that people ask him for money for poo poo like buying a 2nd home and he comes up with an excuse. So he might not want it to be known that he doled out a bunch of cash while denying it to a bunch of acquaintances. I've heard rumors that he privately paid for Eric the Actor's funeral.

I know people are joking about if she was a cat he would have paid for it but as cynical as Howard is, it's kind of uncommon for someone to have a big heart for helping animals but not caring about humans. Hell it's even possible he didn't know insurance wasn't covering it because why the hell would insurance not cover nurse care? (I already know the answer to this)

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

As for this Scott drama, I would not be surprised if he actually did give Scott money, but does not want it publicized. Howard is very, very paranoid about people he hasn't seen in 20 years hitting him up for money. He's said on the air that people ask him for money for poo poo like buying a 2nd home and he comes up with an excuse. So he might not want it to be known that he doled out a bunch of cash while denying it to a bunch of acquaintances. I've heard rumors that he privately paid for Eric the Actor's funeral.

I know people are joking about if she was a cat he would have paid for it but as cynical as Howard is, it's kind of uncommon for someone to have a big heart for helping animals but not caring about humans. Hell it's even possible he didn't know insurance wasn't covering it because why the hell would insurance not cover nurse care? (I already know the answer to this)

https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2018/04/howard-stern-scott-salem-wife-cancer-donate-snubs-engineer/

quote:

Howard Stern’s colleague of 30 years is in grave financial need following several attempts to pay for his wife’s cancer treatment, but a family insider exclusively told RadarOnline.com the radio mogul has not contributed a penny to help save her life!

“There is no rumor, it’s the truth. He has not helped,” the insider revealed. “He has given nothing. Howard has known Scott for 31 years — he’s aware of the situation.”

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Something about an article ending a sentence with an exclamation point kind of kills any and all credibility to me. That's National Enquirer poo poo right there.

I don't know anything about Radar Online and whether it's understood if that's the kind of site it is.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

The "family insider" might be some 3rd cousin, who knows. Howard might have told them not to tell anybody and they're taking it literally. I mentioned once before in this thread that my parents told me about a cat near where they live that was found almost dead and I called up the vet that a cop brought the cat to because i wanted to give a couple bucks towards its medical bills and the woman on the phone said "I am not supposed to say this but Beth Stern just called here 5 minutes ago and paid the whole bill. She asked me not to say anything. But the bill is paid, thank you anyway". I have no loving clue how she even heard the story. The only thing I found online was some tiny local Patch write up.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Scott's family cousin strikes again!

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

The "family insider" might be some 3rd cousin, who knows. Howard might have told them not to tell anybody and they're taking it literally. I mentioned once before in this thread that my parents told me about a cat near where they live that was found almost dead and I called up the vet that a cop brought the cat to because i wanted to give a couple bucks towards its medical bills and the woman on the phone said "I am not supposed to say this but Beth Stern just called here 5 minutes ago and paid the whole bill. She asked me not to say anything. But the bill is paid, thank you anyway". I have no loving clue how she even heard the story. The only thing I found online was some tiny local Patch write up.

Scott should have married a cat I guess

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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
which one of you mothafuckas got the biggest black cock!

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