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Gay college sounds way more fun than the boring regular college I went to tbh
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From that article about what has to be one of the world's worst comediansquote:Also in that video, Benjamin showed examples of other comedians using the racial slur in their routines. He played a segment of black comedian Chris Rock’s 1996 HBO special “Bring the Pain,” in which he talks about the difference between black people and “niggas” who drag them down. The man is a literal Michael Scott, but like... an on purpose rear end in a top hat version. Incredible. (The 'Comedian Rants for a Week' headline is amazing, kudos to the writer).
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:07 |
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Yeah this guy's strategy seems to be "just tweet through it" as he tweeted about pubes and how its fine to tweet about pubes 30 times yesterday
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:12 |
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quote:Also in that video, Benjamin showed examples of other comedians using the racial slur in their routines. He played a segment of black comedian Chris Rock’s 1996 HBO special “Bring the Pain,” in which he talks about the difference between black people and “niggas” who drag them down. The very routine that Chris Rock retired because racists kept using it to justify their lovely opinions. I swear every single racist committed that thing to heart. While conveniently leaving out the other half where Christ Rock completely rips into southern conservative as the white version of "niggas"
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:14 |
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Katt posted:The very routine that Chris Rock retired because racists kept using it to justify their lovely opinions. Yeah, this was me been back when I was an edgy early-20s guy trying to fit in with what ended up being almost shockingly racist coworkers. If you're naive enough, that stuff can seem sort of reasonable until you start seeing the absolute worst of it. I feel bad that I ever tried to use that as a defense.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:21 |
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SpacePig posted:Yeah, this was me been back when I was an edgy early-20s guy trying to fit in with what ended up being almost shockingly racist coworkers. If you're naive enough, that stuff can seem sort of reasonable until you start seeing the absolute worst of it. I feel bad that I ever tried to use that as a defense. Edgy 20 something me loved this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8 Back when Rodney King was the major police abuse case in recent memory. Back when police officers, beating a black man who was undeniably guilty of a crime, turned into a major civil rights case with international headlines and before the internet too. Hindsight Jesus. Today police officers murder innocent black people left and right on camera and nothing happens. They do it with the support of half the nation and lukewarm condemnation by the other half.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 16:32 |
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Hahaha Alamosa looked poor as poo poo the last time I visited. Probably not the right message to be sending to that base, not that they’d even give a poo poo anyway.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 18:55 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I like how their follow up is that they totally get and agree with what he was trying to say, but gave him the sack regardless. I didn't realize that Republicans were in favor of a Universal Basic Income.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 18:57 |
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Katt posted:Edgy 20 something me loved this video I wonder at what point Rock realized that this stuff was being interpreted as entirely unironic by white people and starting to be co-opted into their racist arguments. I know he's said he's regretted the bit from Bring the Pain, but I'd like to see a something of him talking about it.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 19:02 |
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belt posted:Hahaha Alamosa looked poor as poo poo the last time I visited. Probably not the right message to be sending to that base, not that they’d even give a poo poo anyway. 25% of the population is below the poverty line; median family income is $33K. Good job, Republican spokesperson!
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 20:00 |
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quote:I could imagine what he saw in me. Pale skin, red lips like I had just devoured a cherry popsicle covered in gloss, two violet eyes like Elizabeth Taylor’s. Dark hair curled slightly. And, of course, my boobs. I had them propped up all front and center, in a perfectly ladylike way. Well, kind of. Okay, not really that ladylike. Women started to described themselves the way a [bad/average] male writer would. quote:she was not what you'd call beautiful: eyes a bit too big, mouth a bit too lush, just a few too many boobs. her hair was dark, because she was smart quote:She smiled, but I could see the sadness in her exotic almond-shaped eyes. Her scarf was made of light cotton, but the weight of oppression that came with it kept her head bowed in submission. I dreamed about ripping it off, letting her dark hair tumble free over her booby breasts quote:She was forty but could have passed for a year younger with soft lipstick and some gentle mascara. Her dress clung to the curves of her bosom which was cupped by her bra that was under it, but over the breasts that were naked inside her clothes. She had a personality and eyes. quote:“Ni hao!!” I yelled at the slight girl across the street; she whipped around, glaring at me with exotic almond eyes as I called to her in the unmistakable voice of her ancestors. And then the whining started. quote:Agreed rudi reifenstecher, although I’d go a step further and alter it to “Describe yourself as this particular author would.” There are all kinds of bad authors, and limitless varieties of skewed views. The fact that this particular twitter post didn’t die a quiet, embarrassed, and self-conscious death is proof that women are just as stupid and statistically illiterate as men. tl;dr: Making fun of a sexist description of a female character is sexist. The sexist description is not sexist. I am very intelligent. quote:Not so surprisingly these women jumped on the occasion to show both their poor taste for sarcasm as well as their lack of talent. tl;dr: I know how both female characters and actual women think better than they do. I am very intelligent. quote:I come here when I need my daily dose of misandry… If you think this is the “Funniest thing in ages!”, you need to walk outside your cubicle. quote:this is great, as it is always awesome to make fun of someone who sucks at their craft but believes themselves to be great at it. as an indictment of all or most male authors, i don’t know if it is accurate, or if its even appropriate to believe that there is a “correct” way for someone to describe a person from their own point of view. its one thing to make fun of a terrible author who is full of himself, another to extrapolate to the degree of some of these hecklers. if the end goal is inclusion, then either every individual’s viewpoint has some validity/credibility, or no one’s does. tl;dr: Someone's opinion who is profoundly wrong about how women think is as valid as the opinions of actual women. quote:Here’s how I would write myself if I were a male author: tl;dr: I'm better than other women.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 21:56 |
One of the worst descriptions of a female character that I ever read came from Handbook for Mortals, which is basically a self-insert fic so the author is trying to describe herself.quote:For me, I will never forget one particular July morning; the grey clouds that hovered over the ancient trees lining the street; the wind that blew swiftly through my blonde hair. It also spun about the chunky pieces on the lower half of my long hair, which I had dyed to be a multitude of fun colors. Today they were pink, purple, blue, and a turquoise green, but I have a habit of changing the colors frequently. My perfectly cut bangs stayed mostly unaffected by the wind except for a few squirrelly pieces.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 21:59 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Women started to described themselves the way a [bad/average] male writer would. https://twitter.com/sassquachcomics/status/981216680163487744
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 22:09 |
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Half the fun of XCOM is the variety of characters you can make. Have they ever made a Star Trek or Farscape or Lexx team? I also want to know their opinions on the Saints Row series.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 23:11 |
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Character descriptions are the loving worst. The shorter they are the better and should only draw attention to a few specific features. If a guy named Ceglan Varl has a robotic arm, you mention that. You don't need to go into painstaking detail about the color of his eyes, the texture of his skin or his emotional baggage embodied by his uniform. You say "he has a robot arm and the eyes of a swindler" and you know everything you need to know about Varl from a visual standpoint. It's up to the dialogue and actions to fill in the rest of his description.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 23:25 |
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Why not fill out details organically as they come up? Like if a character starts tearing up you can say that their green eyes started to change to a misty hue. Is it really necessary to do a character profile dump within the first page of meeting a character? May as well print a D&D character sheet on the page before the chapter that introduces them.
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 23:46 |
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SpacePig posted:I wonder at what point Rock realized that this stuff was being interpreted as entirely unironic by white people and starting to be co-opted into their racist arguments. I know he's said he's regretted the bit from Bring the Pain, but I'd like to see a something of him talking about it. same.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:04 |
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Also; titties
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:19 |
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chitoryu12 posted:One of the worst descriptions of a female character that I ever read came from Handbook for Mortals, which is basically a self-insert fic so the author is trying to describe herself. Holy gently caress, this is amazingly bad.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:30 |
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"breasted boobily" is so good.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:31 |
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Ularg posted:starts tearing up I think there's a purple prose thread in CC you can post this in, dude.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:33 |
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wyoming posted:"breasted boobily" is so good. I think my favorite is still a long, long description of her breasts, immediately followed by "She had a personality and eyes."
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:33 |
cash crab posted:Holy gently caress, this is amazingly bad. There's more where that came from. Late in the thread she started trying to accuse other people of plotting to ruin her success, including getting in a short Twitter fight with me and threatening lawsuits when people started reporting her on Goodreads and Amazon for spamming her book with fake reviews.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:41 |
Katt posted:Edgy 20 something me loved this video Good lord. "Get your rear end kicked" sounds like fuckin' Leave It To Beaver time compared to today's "get shot nine times in the back". Similarly I don't even know what to do with this anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8 Probably "pretend it never existed"
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:44 |
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Ularg posted:Why not fill out details organically as they come up? Like if a character starts tearing up you can say that their green eyes started to change to a misty hue. Is it really necessary to do a character profile dump within the first page of meeting a character? May as well print a D&D character sheet on the page before the chapter that introduces them. Basically if it isn't story-necessary, it's just not useful and including it is forcing a weirdly visual idea of your story on the reader. You're writing, not directing a film. Is a character having pale skin story- or theme-necessary? No? Then why not let the reader fill in the skin tones?
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:47 |
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breasted boobily is the loving best username i have ever heard.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:52 |
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sneakyfrog posted:breasted boobily is the loving best username i have ever heard. Ain't he the guy what draws Bloom County?
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 00:58 |
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Somfin posted:Basically if it isn't story-necessary, it's just not useful and including it is forcing a weirdly visual idea of your story on the reader. You're writing, not directing a film. Is a character having pale skin story- or theme-necessary? No? Then why not let the reader fill in the skin tones? b-b-but cosplay and fanart. Weatherman posted:I think there's a purple prose thread in CC you can post this in, dude. I didn't know CC was also a garbage bin. Made for literally one type of garbage (mine).
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 01:03 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Mods change my name to "sjw plauge" Did you ever hear the tragedy of SJW Plageous the diverse?
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 01:11 |
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Sexual Aluminum posted:Did you ever hear the tragedy of SJW Plageous the diverse? Yeah I heard he could channel his midichlorians to make people gay.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 01:19 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Women started to described themselves the way a [bad/average] male writer would. i'm loving dying
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 01:56 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 02:48 |
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when will the vegans stop killing? WHY VEGANS WHY?!
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 02:59 |
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Yeah which part of that set of identities is incompatible with being vegan? ...can we convince the CHUDs that drinking anything with water in it is a liberal conspiracy and their real proud ancestors never drank anything with water in it? That viking "mead" was a kind of sand and Romans made their wine exclusively from styrofoam?
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:14 |
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The best part of this is that the image is attributed to @always.right.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:23 |
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leave gavin out of this
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:33 |
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"Strict gun laws" lmao
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:36 |
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Picnic Princess posted:"Strict gun laws" lmao Oh poo poo I didn't realise the attack on the YouTube headquarters happened somewhere other than the USA.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 03:37 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 21:24 |
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Memento posted:Oh poo poo I didn't realise the attack on the YouTube headquarters happened somewhere other than the USA.
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