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Owlbear Camus posted:hey guys i realize it's a dumb ask but a cute girl who i'm p sure has a crush on me sent me this and the online translators aren't doing it for me: the online translators are probably getting hung up by the fact she's mixing english and klingon. i also wonder if she was using an online translator. here's what bing's translator came up with for the individual klingon words: "[all of you] [have] been a [duty] [friend] to [I was]. my [love] for [all of you] is [duty]"
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Apr 3, 2018 19:06
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If your universal translator is messing up just go in for the kiss.
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Apr 3, 2018 19:19
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Thanks goons. From what I could get from it I figured it was meant to be some kind of oblique and goony profession of, you know, whatever. I appreciate the confirmation.
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Apr 3, 2018 19:21
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Owlbear Camus posted:hey guys i realize it's a dumb ask but a cute girl who i'm p sure has a crush on me sent me this and the online translators aren't doing it for me: Geordi is a goon confirmed
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Apr 3, 2018 19:43
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A.I. Borgland Corp posted:Tell her because of various treaties you aren't allowed to use cloaking devices  get angered at executing the Picard Manoeuvre on them.Basically dont exit and reappear where not expected, or a great dishonor will befall your house
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Apr 3, 2018 21:33
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Owlbear Camus posted:hey guys i realize it's a dumb ask but a cute girl who i'm p sure has a crush on me sent me this and the online translators aren't doing it for me: I don't speak it but loving around online the best I can do is your klingon buddy posted:He's been tlhih to my friend a jih. my love for kih is fierce If you're "kih" you could be in for some rough lovin'
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Apr 3, 2018 21:41
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You can probably get a bij from her.
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Apr 3, 2018 22:21
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Just scream "Experience Bij!" and push her head down to your crotch.
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Apr 4, 2018 02:40
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hey bud, first off you must let her see the fire in your eyes. words come later, it is the scent that first speaks of love.
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Apr 4, 2018 09:01
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Kitchner posted:Tell her how many piss streams your cock has "show, don't tell"
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Apr 4, 2018 09:02
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Man I just had this crazy dream of a 1000 year old alien shows up on the station and is murdered. The doctor finds out this alien has an accessible psychic memory but you would have to experience it chronologically. Dax volunteers as the only biologically compatible alien who could handle such a long memory. She discovers a life full of hardship, slavery, servitude where everyone she ever thinks is a friend betrays her (played by the cast), at one point she works for a Pharaoh played by Sisko who destroys her homeworld. At the end discovers it was a suicide and wakes up crying and giving a long rant about how there was no hope, no equality, no justice or feminism. Odo pats her on the shoulder awkwardly. Fade out, credits.
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Apr 4, 2018 12:20
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Was thinking that sounds more O'Brien, but then again, with a few changes that's almost literally Kira's life already, she'd have said to live with it and get revenge by living well.
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Apr 4, 2018 12:28
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A.I. Borgland Corp posted:Man I just had this crazy dream of a 1000 year old alien shows up on the station and is murdered. The doctor finds out this alien has an accessible psychic memory but you would have to experience it chronologically. Dax volunteers as the only biologically compatible alien who could handle such a long memory. 
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Apr 4, 2018 12:56
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Anyone who says this has never actually seen the 70’s version. I did watch it.  True, it over 10 years ago and I've forgotten like 90% of it, so I'd watch it again just to see how much I remember. 
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Apr 4, 2018 15:18
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Goddamn that TNG trivia last night was fun and got surprisingly hard. My friend and I were Team Potatoes O'Brian, got 57/60 correct. Only ones I got wrong were; Which of the following people were NOT crew-members during the first episode? 1) Geordie 2) Troi 3) Worf 4) Wesley Crusher, I couldn't remember Worf in the first episode, it was Wesley because he wasn't part of the CREW yet, just a kid. In the episode "Tapestry", What is the race of aliens that shoots Picard and causes him to go into Cardiac arrest? Lenarians. It's in a throw-away line of dialogue and they're never brought up again. What room are Worf and Troi seen leaving at the beginning of "All Good Things Pt 1?" Holodeck. My buddy thought it was Troi's quarters. I miss trivia nights, it was a loving blast. I almost yelled at the quiz-master because he said the Enterprise's sister ship was the Yamamoto, it's the Yamato.
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Apr 4, 2018 15:20
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i always wanted to have a cool trekdream  closest i've ever come is one time i was detoxing off pain pills and whilst feverishly deliriously shaking and shivering, kicking my aching legs in hershey-squirting misery, drifting in and out of consciousness and sanity, i let Voyager run on Netflix to try and put me to sleep and instead i became convinced i was in the sickbay on Voyager and kept hearing Janeway talking about me, asking the Doctor if i'd make it and stuff, or Tom Paris beepbooping me with a medical tricorder and making corny dated pop culture references and goofy "take my wife, please!" ball & chain jokes about BLT, and worst of all Neelix kept trying to get me to smile, cracking stupid jokes, telling long detailed stories about his massive family being burnt to a crisp in an instant but clinging to life for days from the Metryon Cascade, describing their monstrous ketchupy faces and burned meatloaf-lookin' bodies, weeping and wailing from their hospital beds and begging Neelix to pull the plug on their ventilators or put poison in their IV drips, anything to bring their suffering to a end, apparently these stories were supposed to cheer me up but his disgustingly detailed descriptions of their grody barbecued flesh made me start dry-heaving and at one point I remember actually starting to cry and begging Neelix to leave me alone, like begging him outloud with actual words and not imagining it in my head, until i suddenly snapped out of it and realized i was in my own bed and not trapped on a Starship of the Damned in the delta quadrant with my fate in the hands of a psychotic matriarchal despot and a pederast space cat and a milquetoast clownshoes baby boomer's idea of a future space fonzi torturing me for my personal failings
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Apr 4, 2018 15:28
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MA-Horus posted:Goddamn that TNG trivia last night was fun and got surprisingly hard. My friend and I were Team Potatoes O'Brian, got 57/60 correct. King of the Thread right here.
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Apr 4, 2018 18:03
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That first question seems easy. I have no idea how you could get 57 and not remember if Worf was in the pilot
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Apr 4, 2018 18:14
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mycomancy posted:King of the Thread right here. pfft, i wouldn't have hosed up the Farpoint question
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Apr 4, 2018 18:49
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MA-Horus posted:Which of the following people were NOT crew-members during the first episode? 
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A.I. Borgland Corp posted:That first question seems easy. I have no idea how you could get 57 and not remember if Worf was in the pilot The first 10 were laughably easy, like "What was the registration code of the enterprise D" or "What is the name of the lounge on the enterprise" They started getting harder pretty quick. What was the name of the disease Old Picard had in All Good Things? When was the first appearance of Riker's Beard? poo poo like that.
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Apr 4, 2018 23:55
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Gatekeeper posted:ol two-takes has weighed in: ds9 is the best This is rad.
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Apr 5, 2018 00:04
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everything about frakes is rad as hell, except maybe that thunderbirds movie he did that put the final nail in his film director career's coffin his tv directing career is a Highlander tho and I'm pretty sure it already killed Clancy Brown and got the quickening and won the prize, which is continuing to be a successful tv director 
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Apr 5, 2018 02:44
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Gatekeeper posted:everything about frakes is rad as hell, except maybe that thunderbirds movie he did that put the final nail in his film director career's coffin He's also been directing The Librarians for the past few seasons.
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Apr 5, 2018 04:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTZIknM6coM this commentary is extremely lol just gonna put this on in the background...
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Apr 5, 2018 04:17
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i was also thinking of shaving my beard...but ive decided not to for some reason
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Apr 5, 2018 04:19
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When in doubt, shoot low and wide. - Jonathan "Two Takes" Frakes
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Apr 5, 2018 04:39
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numberoneposter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTZIknM6coM I've listened just to the first two minutes and I'm already lolling at him just riffing at the theme music. God bless his soul.
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Apr 5, 2018 06:46
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Im getting Orson Welles wine commercial vibes from that poo poo and it is amazing.
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Apr 5, 2018 08:20
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MA-Horus posted:The first 10 were laughably easy, like "What was the registration code of the enterprise D" or "What is the name of the lounge on the enterprise" I honestly think I wouldn't have scored half marks in this quiz despite really liking star trek.
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Apr 5, 2018 09:04
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This might be terrible since I haven't installed it yet but there is a new Star Trek CCG. I just saw it on steam (where it's not released yet), but it's been out since February. http://www.startrek.com/article/adversaries-online-collectible-card-game-available-now Here's some of the cards. I guess you have a space ship and cards so who knows. 
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Apr 5, 2018 10:32
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lol, janeway can dupe shuttles
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Apr 5, 2018 10:37
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She should have the infinite photon torpedoes ability too.
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Apr 5, 2018 10:55
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She's actually been boning Q on the down low the whole time for cheat codes.
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Apr 5, 2018 10:57
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EvilTaytoMan posted:She should have the infinite photon torpedoes ability too. No, it should be a power called "6 photon torpedoes" that let's you attack 56 times.
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Apr 5, 2018 12:26
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ive been itchin to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations so i d/led star trek online i fired the ol' girl up but instead of the game opening, it started downloading even more stuff called a Patch, like 22 gigs! it took like a day to finish then finally I got to make myself a sexy Andorian science officer lady and she rescued some ppl and fought off those crazy giant guys that threw spears at Spock and the gang in Galileo 7 and it was cool. the next day I went to open it again: no dice, another 16 gigs of Patch to be downloaded first!! what the christ?? I found some discussion forum about the game online, it was a Reddit page, and when i asked about the Patch thing (like what a Patch is and why it has to download all those isoquads of Patch every time I open the drat game) you wouldn't believe it - those terrible reddit ppl called me a troll and accused me of wasting their time!!! now, this is the first computer game ive ever played that didn't involve skiing and an abominable snow monster. i haven't even played any sort of video game at all since Silent Hill 2 and 3 - I sorta played GTA San Andreas too but really I just drove around listening to Axl Rose be the DJ on that one radio station, and never played the actual game. plus Mario 64 and the SNES Mario games before that...and that sums up my experience and knowledge of video games. Im not even somewhat aware of what games are around these days - I can't name the newest systems, i've heard of Steam but i don't really know what it is (like a Netflix for video games I think?), and I don't know what MMO stands for (I think you play online with/against real ppl? the game that made those goons lose custody of their children was an MMO, right? that War Craft game?) now I know silent Hill 2 and GoldenEye 64 were a while ago, but if you ask me, you shouldn't have to download a couple dozen gigs every time you want to open up and play a game! if i have to be connected to the internet to play it, why can't it download stuff while I play? and frankly while running around my ship and flying a shuttlecraft down to a planet and shooting a phaser at grody giants was all very cool, i still can't see why i needed to download 22 gigs ON TOP of the game itself in order to do all that stuff! and where do those karmic pedophilia upvote chodes get off calling me a troll for not knowing what a Patch is??? this world is too big and rough and tough for me, when just pretending to be an explorer of outer space is this challenging and difficult
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Apr 5, 2018 13:56
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my instincts say troll but I kinda want it to be real Good news is that once you've finished downloading all the tons of stuff, STO is pretty much a good space pew pew dress up game as long as you're really into star trek and have lots of patience and free time. Also tons of cash shop and lockbox slot machine crap, though that's mostly if you have to have a certain ship from a side race.
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Apr 5, 2018 14:10
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I wish that I could find people to play chula with me (((
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Inescapable Duck posted:my instincts say troll but I kinda want it to be real lol this is as real as it gets bud Inescapable Duck posted:Also tons of cash shop and lockbox slot machine crap,
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