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"A train packed with Jersey feces is laying waste to an Alabama town" Not quite as dramatic as it sounds, just 5 trains of NYC sewage and 1 of NJ sewage are sitting in a railyard in Alabama, stinking up the place. http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/04/a_train_full_of_jersey_feces_is_laying_waste_to_an_alabama_town.html
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 02:08 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 18:54 |
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Is there some sort of a West coast/East coast type rivalry going on?
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 08:39 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Is there some sort of a West coast/East coast type rivalry going on? If you're referring to Jersey dumping its poo poo on Alabama I don't think you're aware of where these places are, unless you want to know about mid 90s rap
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 09:22 |
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NYC sewage carries a stigma that sewage from any other American city just doesn’t have.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 09:30 |
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I was referring to both Jersey and Alabama having a reputation for assholes, sorry if that didn't make sense.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 09:35 |
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Usually the stories in this thread are whimsical but this is just hosed up
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 09:54 |
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Phlegmish posted:Usually the stories in this thread are whimsical but this is just hosed up It could probably fit here or the unnerving thread but I mean that is a legitimately weird way for that to happen
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 10:15 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I was referring to both Jersey and Alabama having a reputation for assholes, sorry if that didn't make sense. That still doesn't make sense. Alabama is on the Gulf Coast, in the eastern part of the country. There's no West Coast involved.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 10:40 |
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Look mang all I know about the east/west coast thing is that people shot each other, no need to sperg out on this. My joke had failed and I brought shame upon my family.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 10:45 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:Never invite 80s new wave bands to your hotel room. Well, they ran so far away, but couldn't get away: quote:The startled birds "immediately started flying around and crashing into things as they desperately tried to leave the room through the small opening by which they had entered," Mr Burchill said.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 13:43 |
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Fathis Munk posted:God Japan is awful. That story is horrible but we can do without comments like this.
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# ? Apr 5, 2018 23:05 |
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Won't someone think of the japanese! The poor japanese!!
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 00:05 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Won't someone think of the japanese! The poor japanese!!
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 00:50 |
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Most terrible things about Japan can be blamed on the firebombing, two nukes, and subsequent American occupation.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 00:53 |
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The MSJ posted:Most terrible things about Japan can be blamed on the firebombing, two nukes, and subsequent American occupation. You know I'm not much of a history buff But I'm pretty sure that's not true
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 00:58 |
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Let's not have a derail about Japan's societal problems in the thread for insane headlines about vagina trees, thank you.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 01:03 |
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:27 |
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I hear the trees grow sideways in Japan.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 03:52 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I hear the trees grow sideways in Japan. Are you saying this next to me while wearing a trenchcoat on a bench
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 04:54 |
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https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/982244366486941698
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 14:14 |
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That cat looks more like a supervillain than Putin
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 15:11 |
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Samuringa posted:That cat looks more like a supervillain than Putin imagine how much more powerful they would be together
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 15:19 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:imagine how much more powerful they would be together i too vote for cremating putin asap to prevent his toxicity spreading etc
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 16:11 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:imagine how much more powerful they would be together No more powerful than Putin is now. I mean, how much input can you get from a dead cat?
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 16:11 |
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Quite a bit if he is Schrodinger's.
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 16:20 |
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http://www.techtimes.com/articles/224562/20180406/so-nasa-just-sent-sperm-to-the-international-space-station.htm FOR SCIENCE!
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 18:57 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
They must have held that one in for a while
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# ? Apr 6, 2018 19:04 |
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EmmyOk posted:That story is horrible but we can do without comments like this. Seeing that post again, yeah you're right sorry, that was poorly formulated.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 01:09 |
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Oldie but goodie: https://twitter.com/AcidEater_Fusao/status/980244772773220352
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 06:09 |
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the final draft is actually a bit sad https://twitter.com/nzherald/status/982427551283990529
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 06:30 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
Government waste is getting out of control. Imagine all the equipment they needed to get that sperm up into space when there's perfectly good sperm already up there. I'm sure one of the astronauts could have lended a hand and provided a sample for free. Stop wasting our tax dollars!
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 06:30 |
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Wifi Toilet posted:Government waste is getting out of control. Imagine all the equipment they needed to get that sperm up into space when there's perfectly good sperm already up there. I'm sure one of the astronauts could have lended a hand and provided a sample for free. Stop wasting our tax dollars! Back in the day, schools used to use, shall we say “cottage industry” sperm samples to show pupils something interesting under the microscope. Nowadays they buy bovine semen from laboratory supply companies.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 08:16 |
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Choco1980 posted:No more powerful than Putin is now. I mean, how much input can you get from a dead cat? Thanks to idiot animal rights MORONS we may never know
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 09:22 |
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Samuringa posted:
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 15:19 |
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https://twitter.com/HJBenjamin/status/982623572232491009
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 18:41 |
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Wifi Toilet posted:Government waste is getting out of control. Imagine all the equipment they needed to get that sperm up into space when there's perfectly good sperm already up there. I'm sure one of the astronauts could have lended a hand and provided a sample for free. Stop wasting our tax dollars! Actually, astronauts can't get it up because in low-g the male body is incapable of sustaining the blood pressure required for a No special sauce for the astronauts! For as long as they're there. Months.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 20:46 |
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That's a bit of a bummer because I would imagine there were a ton of inductees to the 250 mile high club by now if not for that. In space, no one can here you scream "More".
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 20:57 |
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Yet another reason why only lesbians should be allowed to be astronauts
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 21:50 |
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No Depravity in zero gravity? What's even the point of all this time and effort? I will only support a space program that is based on mansex.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 22:01 |
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... that doesn't make sense? The body has problems with increased pressure from outside, granted (including being upside down). But why the hell would the body not be able to regulate blood pressure absent gravity? If anything, shouldn't it be easier? There's less resistance to what the body wants, not more. I say, "large space hard-on colliders for everyone"!
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