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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
"A train packed with Jersey feces is laying waste to an Alabama town"

Not quite as dramatic as it sounds, just 5 trains of NYC sewage and 1 of NJ sewage are sitting in a railyard in Alabama, stinking up the place.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/04/a_train_full_of_jersey_feces_is_laying_waste_to_an_alabama_town.html

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is there some sort of a West coast/East coast type rivalry going on?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Is there some sort of a West coast/East coast type rivalry going on?

If you're referring to Jersey dumping its poo poo on Alabama I don't think you're aware of where these places are, unless you want to know about mid 90s rap

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
NYC sewage carries a stigma that sewage from any other American city just doesn’t have.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I was referring to both Jersey and Alabama having a reputation for assholes, sorry if that didn't make sense.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Usually the stories in this thread are whimsical but this is just hosed up

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Phlegmish posted:

Usually the stories in this thread are whimsical but this is just hosed up

It could probably fit here or the unnerving thread but I mean that is a legitimately weird way for that to happen

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I was referring to both Jersey and Alabama having a reputation for assholes, sorry if that didn't make sense.

That still doesn't make sense. Alabama is on the Gulf Coast, in the eastern part of the country. There's no West Coast involved.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Look mang all I know about the east/west coast thing is that people shot each other, no need to sperg out on this.
My joke had failed and I brought shame upon my family.:smithicide:

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Blue Moonlight posted:

Never invite 80s new wave bands to your hotel room.

Well, they ran so far away, but couldn't get away:

quote:

The startled birds "immediately started flying around and crashing into things as they desperately tried to leave the room through the small opening by which they had entered," Mr Burchill said. 

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Fathis Munk posted:

God Japan is awful.

That story is horrible but we can do without comments like this.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Won't someone think of the japanese! The poor japanese!!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Won't someone think of the japanese! The poor japanese!!
lol

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Most terrible things about Japan can be blamed on the firebombing, two nukes, and subsequent American occupation.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The MSJ posted:

Most terrible things about Japan can be blamed on the firebombing, two nukes, and subsequent American occupation.

You know

I'm not much of a history buff

But I'm pretty sure that's not true

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Let's not have a derail about Japan's societal problems in the thread for insane headlines about vagina trees, thank you.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I hear the trees grow sideways in Japan.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I hear the trees grow sideways in Japan.

Are you saying this next to me while wearing a trenchcoat on a bench

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/982244366486941698

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
That cat looks more like a supervillain than Putin

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Samuringa posted:

That cat looks more like a supervillain than Putin

imagine how much more powerful they would be together

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



Aesop Poprock posted:

imagine how much more powerful they would be together

i too vote for cremating putin asap to prevent his toxicity spreading etc

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Aesop Poprock posted:

imagine how much more powerful they would be together

No more powerful than Putin is now. I mean, how much input can you get from a dead cat?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Quite a bit if he is Schrodinger's.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


http://www.techtimes.com/articles/224562/20180406/so-nasa-just-sent-sperm-to-the-international-space-station.htm

:gizz: FOR SCIENCE! :gizz:

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

They must have held that one in for a while

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

EmmyOk posted:

That story is horrible but we can do without comments like this.

Seeing that post again, yeah you're right sorry, that was poorly formulated.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Oldie but goodie:

https://twitter.com/AcidEater_Fusao/status/980244772773220352

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.



the final draft is actually a bit sad

https://twitter.com/nzherald/status/982427551283990529

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Government waste is getting out of control. Imagine all the equipment they needed to get that sperm up into space when there's perfectly good sperm already up there. I'm sure one of the astronauts could have lended a hand and provided a sample for free. Stop wasting our tax dollars!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wifi Toilet posted:

Government waste is getting out of control. Imagine all the equipment they needed to get that sperm up into space when there's perfectly good sperm already up there. I'm sure one of the astronauts could have lended a hand and provided a sample for free. Stop wasting our tax dollars!

Back in the day, schools used to use, shall we say “cottage industry” sperm samples to show pupils something interesting under the microscope.

Nowadays they buy bovine semen from laboratory supply companies.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

No more powerful than Putin is now. I mean, how much input can you get from a dead cat?

Thanks to idiot animal rights MORONS we may never know

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
From the sidebar:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/HJBenjamin/status/982623572232491009

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Wifi Toilet posted:

Government waste is getting out of control. Imagine all the equipment they needed to get that sperm up into space when there's perfectly good sperm already up there. I'm sure one of the astronauts could have lended a hand and provided a sample for free. Stop wasting our tax dollars!

Actually, astronauts can't get it up because in low-g the male body is incapable of sustaining the blood pressure required for a :dong:
No special sauce for the astronauts!
For as long as they're there. Months.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice
That's a bit of a bummer because I would imagine there were a ton of inductees to the 250 mile high club by now if not for that. In space, no one can here you scream "More".

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Yet another reason why only lesbians should be allowed to be astronauts

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No Depravity in zero gravity?
What's even the point of all this time and effort?
I will only support a space program that is based on mansex.:mad:

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



... that doesn't make sense? The body has problems with increased pressure from outside, granted (including being upside down). But why the hell would the body not be able to regulate blood pressure absent gravity? If anything, shouldn't it be easier? There's less resistance to what the body wants, not more.

I say, "large space hard-on colliders for everyone"!

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