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Who the gently caress wants eggs in 130 degree heat?!
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My my Wasabi what an EGGcellent question, hopefully somebody can CRACK the case and we can get this OVER EASY
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mods change my name posted:My my Wasabi what an EGGcellent question, hopefully somebody can CRACK the case and we can get this OVER EASY Look, when you're being shelled you have to scramble to a decision.
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Apr 5, 2018 23:03
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*in Danny Devito voice* "egg"
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Apr 5, 2018 23:32
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They're organic force multipliers.
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Apr 5, 2018 23:37
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i ate the eggs in basic training and now I haven't had a boner in 15 years should I file a claim with VA????
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mods change my name posted:i ate the eggs in basic training and now I haven't had a boner in 15 years should I file a claim with VA???? 
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Apr 5, 2018 23:56
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Please change hat to OCP and put in OP of all army threads going forward tia
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mods change my name posted:i ate the eggs in basic training and now I haven't had a boner in 15 years should I file a claim with VA???? I heard they put stuff in the food in the chow hall to keep you from getting horny!
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Apr 6, 2018 00:06
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I loving hate eggs.
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Apr 6, 2018 00:27
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DFAC at Ghazni made the best omelette I had in the Army.
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Apr 6, 2018 04:19
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Now I want a Denver omelette
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my favorite army memory is getting off work 20 minutes before the dfac closes and not knowing which dfac on post was open and CQ/SD didn't know either so we would drive around looking for the open one and show up a minute after they lock the doors and miss dinner 
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Apr 6, 2018 12:42
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Mine was sneaking food out to dudes getting truned away for having dirty uniforms after having a very obvious bad day.
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Apr 6, 2018 15:07
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I was only stopped for a dirty uniform once. I ignored them, and went in and got food. gently caress you, I got poo poo to do, you fat gently caress.
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Apr 6, 2018 19:17
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So what's the intent behind the dirty uniforms/pt uniform in the chow hall? I imagine it was intended to keep people with unsanitary uniforms (debris/dripping sweat/caked mud) from getting that stuff near food. I don't think having a wet pt shirt, or mudstained knees, should be enough to be refused entry.
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Apr 6, 2018 20:18
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Sergeant major don’t give a gently caress about Joe my friend. Only how Joe makes his institution look. Pragmatic policies are great until they threaten the polished exterior of the army green boot, at which polar those issues are seen as unimportant and unneeded for the machine to function. Most policies that are good for Troops are bad for the institution. See: SGM’s grass, beards in garrison, black socks, transgender Troops, black people hair.
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Apr 6, 2018 20:48
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This is also ignoring the fact the the only person who actually cares is the CSM. See every barracks ever. Joe never complains about it being dirty.
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Apr 6, 2018 21:37
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green socks are obviously superior
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its curtains for Kevin posted:Sergeant major don’t give a gently caress about Joe my friend. Only how Joe makes his institution look. Pragmatic policies are great until they threaten the polished exterior of the army green boot, at which polar those issues are seen as unimportant and unneeded for the machine to function. Most policies that are good for Troops are bad for the institution. I'm wearing white crew socks in my boots right now. I'm gonna tell a CSM right to his face. Hold on, I'll be right back.
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Reasonable policies which leave things open to interpretation are worthless to a bureaucracy. "Don't go in the DFAC if you're too dirty to be around food" makes perfect sense until you apply them to a population of 500 people, and 10% of that group thinks showers and deodorant are a conspiracy designed to oppress them. Every year at every post some family moves out of base housing and leaves the walls smeared with poo poo and rooms full of trash, and they lived like that and it was normal to them. Every deployment some NCO has to escort a grown adult to the showers because they refuse to clean themselves. As a military, we earn most of the unreasonable policies we get.
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Apr 6, 2018 21:49
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All rules exist because they must apply to the lowest common denominator, and the bar to entry in the military is so low that Barbados Slim couldn't limbo below it.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:28
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gently caress the CSMs that walked around the post gyms on Balad correcting people. Like seriously you loving rear end in a top hat, so the gently caress what, you want me to take them off?
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Apr 6, 2018 22:41
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I used to get bitched at for wearing an arm band holder for my iPod to the gym. I always thought it was a hilarious thing to get upset over.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:43
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A Bad Poster posted:All rules exist because they must apply to the lowest common denominator, and the bar to entry in the military is so low that Barbados Slim couldn't limbo below it. MRW someone enters the DFAC with grass on their knees and it disgusts me so hard I can no longer enjoy my lunch: 
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When I was a PL we did a health and welfare for one of my Soldiers that was going through a divorce. He was relatively clean when he lived in the barracks but going to his house after his wife left him was mind boggling. They had a poor dog, some sort of boxer mix, that they trained to use pee pads because they couldn’t be assed to take him for a walk. He had peed progressively further from the pad because they never threw out the old one. I was about to skull drag him for the dog alone but my PSG beat me to it. He literally had him doing planks to front leaning rest right in it. The platoon all was dog lovers and was prepared to defend any complaint unanimously. I actually had to talk a squad leader down from killing him. He agreed to give the squad leader the dog for his life being spared. The dog is happy and lives in a nice house with a yard in Tennessee now.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:46
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Good. My buddy had to give his dog away after his lazy loving wife refused to potty train it and literally left it in its own poo poo and piss until he got home to clean it. She stayed at home playing loving Skyrim. And she wanted kids. He noped out of that relationship
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Apr 6, 2018 22:56
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In retrospect, he probably knew from the get go. We met in Iraq and he wanted me to meet her by faking a break in and scaring her to loving death. We decided not to do that because we didn’t want to piss off the neighbors
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Apr 6, 2018 22:57
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Soulex posted:In retrospect, he probably knew from the get go. We met in Iraq and he wanted me to meet her by faking a break in and scaring her to loving death. wow
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My sister is "dog sitting" a mini Australian Shepherd right now. Good boy's owner is a sailor and spent $1500ish on this dog, but decided he didn't want to have to actually go walk him or do anything. He wanted a dog that would lie down next to him while he played video games. Meanwhile I just had to drop my old, blind, good girl off at a boarding kennel because I am traveling for work and I almost cried in the parking lot when I heard her whimper as I walked away. She's all alone in a new place and recently lost her vision and I feel like a dick. [edit] Pictures of a pretty girl:   
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Apr 7, 2018 02:40
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Aranan posted:My sister is "dog sitting" a mini Australian Shepherd right now. Good boy's owner is a sailor and spent $1500ish on this dog, but decided he didn't want to have to actually go walk him or do anything. He wanted a dog that would lie down next to him while he played video games. I have an Aussie. They need 1-2 hours of exercise each day otherwise they're loving insane. Also don't leave them alone in the house for extended periods of time when they're puppies or they'll tear poo poo up. e: They're great dogs, though. Very affectionate, easy to train, and always have energy for whatever activity you have planned. Also they don't run away. psydude fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Apr 7, 2018 |
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I miss my Aussie. I’d hop on my skateboard, leash him up, and he’s fuckijg tow me around the neighborhood.
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My Aussie is a critical part of Task Force Trash Panda. He is a good boy. He protects the chickens and runs around outside all day. edit:  
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Apr 7, 2018 04:13
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What a responsible leader.
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So pvt dumb, SPC nonmotivated and PFC hood were Late from saturday morning 09 work formation. SSG beatthemotivation decided that not only are the culprits doing essay on korean war, But Also Every e5 and below from 1st platoon will henceforth do PT accountability at the motorpool 0515 and then wait for PT formation. The only e5 in platoon will superwise this stupidity. This announcement came after we worked 09-19 on saturday. Excellence in killing any remaining morale, promote before peers.
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So glad I'm out.
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Valtonen posted:So pvt dumb, SPC nonmotivated and PFC hood were Late from saturday morning 09 work formation. SSG beatthemotivation decided that not only are the culprits doing essay on korean war, But Also Every e5 and below from 1st platoon will henceforth do PT accountability at the motorpool 0515 and then wait for PT formation. The only e5 in platoon will superwise this stupidity. this is a great chance to get the platoon together and build unit cohesion!
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Naked Bear posted:So glad I'm out.
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So one of the things I inherited as the S-4 is this loving insane excel document one of my predecessors created. It pulls information from like 14 different worksheets and I have no idea how he made it or how it works only that it does. I’m terrified that one day I’m going to break it or it’s going to need updating because I have no idea how to fix it if it breaks. Apparently the guy that made it was a mechanical engineer and those guys do a lot with excel. I thought I was good but using this thing he made was a humbling experience.
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