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I think it's nice that the stinky liberal and clean cut conservative can have coffee together without arguing or anything. 
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jojoinnit posted:I think it's nice that the stinky liberal and clean cut conservative can have coffee together without arguing or anything. Uh, that is not coffee. 
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Lady Liberty has gone crosseyed.
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Woman Who Choked To Death Alone In Apartment Kicked Out Of Book Club For Missing Last 2 Meetings Good to see Sad Kevin back in action.
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Black Father Gives Son The Talk About Holding Literally Any Object Report: This Not A Gun "In related news, the experts have released a guide to help law enforcement officials discern the difference between a gun and an African American man’s empty, upraised hand."
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jojoinnit posted:I think it's nice that the stinky liberal and clean cut conservative can have coffee together without arguing or anything. Whiskey sour, on the rocks, is pretty much universal.
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Ariong posted:Uh, that is not coffee. ToxicSlurpee posted:Whiskey sour, on the rocks, is pretty much universal. I'm British, it's late here...
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ultrafilter posted:Woman Who Choked To Death Alone In Apartment Kicked Out Of Book Club For Missing Last 2 Meetings On the one hand, Jesus Christ. On the other hand, given my wife's stories about her now-defunct book club, this is dead on.
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jojoinnit posted:I'm British, it's late here... Nah, we're cool; I get it. It's neither a small beer nor a cup of tea so it's utterly alien.
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jojoinnit posted:I'm British, it's late here... British people put milk in their tea, so who knows what kind of wacky coffee concoctions they might drink. 
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Welcome To Westworld! Can You Retrieve Your Wedding Ring From The Robot Prostitute You Lost It In? http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/welcome-westworld-can-you-retrieve-your-wedding-ri-7554
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Blood Drains From Mueller’s Face After Realizing Russia Investigation Might Go All The Way To White House EDIT: Holy poo poo We Tried A $7 Fat Bastard Impersonator Vs. A $7 Million Fat Bastard Impersonator Ariong has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Apr 11, 2018 |
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was there no sound on that fat bastard thing or was it DMCA take downed or is my computer dying or what?
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Weirdly, it starts out muted, but the icon doesn't reflect that. Try adjusting the volume.
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Heartbreaking: This Man Starved To Death Because He Was Too Captivated By The Diverse Array Of Content Offered By Properties Of The Gizmodo Media Group To Leave His Computer
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I eagerly await the nuclear internet holocaust that will occur when The Onion enables comments.
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Evil Mastermind posted:I eagerly await the nuclear internet holocaust that will occur when The Onion enables comments. Just go to their facebook page. I can assure you that half of the people commenting don't understand satire and take their articles at face value.
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Trump deploys National Guard on US-Mexico border to masturbate, eat MREs
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Evil Mastermind posted:I eagerly await the nuclear internet holocaust that will occur when The Onion enables comments. Hey speaking of this. ClickHole Has Comments Now! Please Familiarize Yourself With Our Harsh Yet Just Comment Laws
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Paul Ryan Will Not Seek ReelectionJEROME HATFIELD posted:“Don’t get too excited. This could just be another one of his great-sounding promises he fails to follow through on.” The Onion is at it's best when it's short and savage.
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ThingOne posted:Paul Ryan Will Not Seek Reelection 
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ThingOne posted:Paul Ryan Will Not Seek Reelection Their two News in Photos bits about this are both on point as well.
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You know, a sequel to the Social Network might genuinely be a good idea.
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It's called Nightcrawler
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https://twitter.com/KartoonistKelly/status/985191767162023937 I dunno if this is the first time Liberty has had a whiskey sour or not, but I love it.
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