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Can any goonnettes weigh in on her? I get the distinct impression she's the kind-of girl other girls hate for all her mugging.
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Sayonara, Ohio.
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Seems as good a solution as any.
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And not a minute too soon.
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It's decisions like this that show the robots know best. Who are we to argue?
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Apr 6, 2018 00:40
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Please let it happen while my shitheel of an uncle is there. #goodriddance #hegotplayedinthailand #blessed
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Bogus Adventure posted:Please let it happen while my shitheel of an uncle is there. #goodriddance #hegotplayedinthailand #blessed okay you can't just say that and not elaborate
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Creamed Cormp posted:okay you can't just say that and not elaborate The Press Association reports a man in the UK was diagnosed earlier this year with what is believed to be the first strain of gonorrhea to be resistant to the main antibiotic treatment. Public Health England says the man contracted this super-gonorrhea during a sexual encounter with a woman in Southeast Asia. His symptoms appeared about a month later, according to CNN. As is usual with gonorrhea, doctors attempted to treat it with the antibiotics azithromycin and ceftriaxone. Unusually, the antibiotics didn't work. "This is the first time a case has displayed such high-level resistance to both of these drugs and to most other commonly used antibiotics," Dr. Gwenda Hughes with PHE says. The World Health Organization and the European Centres for Disease Control agree that it's a global first, the BBC reports. The man's antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea is a major concern for experts, who fear the STD becoming untreatable.
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Creamed Cormp posted:okay you can't just say that and not elaborate I'll give you the tl;dr version: My piece of poo poo uncle is my mom's older brother, who made her life miserable growing up and enjoys hitting animals (like kicking dogs). 1) After separating from his wife, he was on a business trip to Thailand while in his 60s 2) He met a Thai golddigger who got him to buy her poo poo, like jewelry (understandable) and property (?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!1!111ONE) 3) He decided to move there and live with her because she didn't want to move to the US 4) Once his money dried up, she ditched his rear end 5) He moved back to the US, and is persona non grata with his kids and ex wife 6) Ohio was his home state before, so it's possible that he went back Along the way, he fell into a septic tank in Thailand. So, karma, while you sure took your sweet time, at least you showed up before it was too late. I wish I could tell you that he slept with a ladyboy, but I don't know for certain. However, we can pretend that he did for the tall tale version of this story.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Along the way, he fell into a septic tank in Thailand. How does that happen? What are the steps following up to someone falling in a poo poo tank?
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Apr 6, 2018 01:19
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Kak posted:How does that happen? Not very carefully
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Bogus Adventure posted:I'll give you the tl;dr version: tbqh I had hoped it was just a funny ladyboy story, but that was way worse
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Kak posted:How does that happen? What are the steps following up to someone falling in a poo poo tank? Blue Train posted:Not very carefully Pretty much this. I think he was trying to fix something, and he fell in because he wasn't paying attention.
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Creamed Cormp posted:tbqh I had hoped it was just a funny ladyboy story, but that was way worse He had it coming. Let that be a lesson to goons everywhere. Thailand is not a place to go if you're looking for love.
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Kak posted:How does that happen? What are the steps following up to someone falling in a poo poo tank? I almost fell into a sewer in China. Luckily the hole was small and I am big.
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I'm 99.9999% certain the artist who made this is doing this as a gag, and thus this is blessed parody:
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She's the kinda woman you take out for a few beers and then she ends up drinking you under the table. You wake up in the morning with a deep feeling of satisfaction in the pit of your loins and roll over and see that charming mug. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 6, 2018 05:35
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Salty Josh posted:She's the kinda woman you take out for a few beers and then she ends up drinking you under the table. Wow you get a commemorative mug?
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Apr 6, 2018 05:40
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Jerry Cotton posted:Wow you get a commemorative mug? Probably not the only memento she leaves behind.... if you know what I mean.
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Apr 6, 2018 05:41
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Salty Josh posted:Probably not the only memento she leaves behind.... if you know what I mean. Like, a badge? Neat!
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Apr 6, 2018 05:43
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I'm the jump cut no one asked for
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Okay, that's pretty fuckin' cool mind the walrus posted:Can any goonnettes weigh in on her? I get the distinct impression she's the kind-of girl other girls hate for all her mugging. God forbid people be comfortable with their bodies. smdh
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Bogus Adventure posted:God forbid people be comfortable with their bodies. smdh
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mind the walrus posted:I can point to a few recent pics in the Cursed Image thread that could change your mind Post 'em here. This thread is good for ironic #blessed postings, too.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Post 'em here. This thread is good for ironic #blessed postings, too.  
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mind the walrus posted:Uh, I don't think you want 'em, but I wasn't bluffing so: 
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Salty Josh posted:She's the kinda woman you take out for a few beers and then she ends up drinking you under the table. smh
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