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- Friend Commuter
- Nov 3, 2009
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SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
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Smellrose
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Fight the stone beast! Taking advice is for the weak.
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Apr 1, 2018 12:46
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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“Let’s head that way,” you remark to Zoe. “Since there are so many little tunnels we’ll have a better chance of finding the gold.”
“Excellent,” she agrees.
You enter the tunnel. Small tunnels branch off like spokes on a wheel, or a giant spider web.
“Let’s split up,” Zoe offers. “We’ll meet back here in five minutes.”
“Okay,” you agree. You both check the time on your watches. “And if either of us gets lost, we’ll just call out to each other!”
“You got it!” Zoe scrambles into a small tunnel to the left.
You’ve only stepped a few feet into a different tunnel when you hear a heavy thud behind you.
When you turn around your mouth drops open in shock. You see two long pointed feelers waving through the air.
Your eyes are nearly popping out of your head.
Scraping the top of the tunnel is a huge boulder held up by two big, black pincers. The pincers belong to a giant ant! And it’s running at you.
Full speed!
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“Aargh!” you cry as you run away from the ant.
You hear its scuttling legs scratching the dirt behind you.
The huge ant chases you farther and farther into the maze. Over your shoulders you see its huge bug eyes and sharp pincers. That rock in its pincers must weigh a ton!
If it can carry a boulder that big, it could probably snap your whole body in two with no problem at all.
Ahead of you the tunnel branches in two...
If you're wearing the color blue, go to the left and to PAGE 93.
If you're not wearing blue, take the tunnel to the right and go to PAGE 127.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Timepiece
2 Gold Pieces
Goal Endings: 1/2
Bad Endings
Incinerated by a dragon's lava breath.
Broke our leg and died of starvation in a tiger pit.
Stuck singing to tiger skeletons forever.
Captured by the Muglani and had our head shrunken.
Sucked into a boiling tar pit.
Hypnotized by a leprechaun cave troll.
Accidentally pissed off a giant bat with hearing problems.
Inexplicably betrayed and lured into the mouth of a giant monster.
Hid inside a giant carnivorous plant and got eaten.
Eaten by Cronby after answering his quiz question wrong.
Licked to death by a giant stone cat.
Achievements
Beginner's Luck: Reached a goal ending on our first try.
Riddle Me This: Won all three gold pieces by playing trivia with Cronby.
What Goes Around: Got time-looped by a magical transparent piranha.
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Apr 2, 2018 20:16
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- AceOfFlames
- Oct 9, 2012
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Today was my burgundy day so right.
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Apr 2, 2018 20:25
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- AceOfFlames
- Oct 9, 2012
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Yeah, this is kind of a lopsided question since the vast majority of men’s apparel is some shade of blue. If you don’t believe me, try going to any online clothes store, filter by “men” and blue, then change the colors while taking note of the matches.
If the blue path leads to death and this is their way of getting more girls to read their books, I approve.
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Apr 2, 2018 22:12
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- Friend Commuter
- Nov 3, 2009
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SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
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Smellrose
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Like many, many other people, I'm wearing blue jeans.
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Apr 3, 2018 15:55
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va5_rn3vG3A
Let's pretend we're not wearing blue.
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Apr 3, 2018 20:19
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- AceOfFlames
- Oct 9, 2012
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Oh, will you look at that, I’m wearing black and burgundy again today. Right.
Werewolf Woods in a nutshell.
AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Apr 3, 2018
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Apr 3, 2018 20:20
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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The Screaming Knight thing didn't seem much better, though to its credit, it never really got too distracted from the main focus of the story.
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Apr 3, 2018 20:48
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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You duck to the right. The ant takes the tunnel to the left. It wasn’t chasing you at all! It was only doing what ants do – moving things around!
Whew!
You glance around at the new branch of the tunnel you’ve chosen. The walls glitter! There are fat gems stuck in the stone!
Wow! You’ve never seen such beautiful gems before! The farther you go down the tunnel, the more gems there are! You continue down the passageway into a cave.
Your mouth hangs open in wonder as you behold the beautiful cave. Huge stalactites hang down from the ceiling. They drip with jewels. Everywhere you look, light bounces off the gleaming facets of precious gems. The walls are crusted with rubies, emeralds, sapphires, and diamonds.
You step around the stalagmites that protrude from the floor. Loose jewels are scattered by your feet.
There must be gold in here somewhere!
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You dig around for gold on the floor, among the jewels. You can’t resist slipping a few gems into your pockets.
An emerald here, a diamond there…
Soon, you’ve forgotten all about the gold, about Zoe, about everything but filling your pockets with jewels!
You’re focusing on collecting gems and daydreaming about giving your mom a thousand carat diamond! You don’t notice the walls of the cave closing in on you.
The rock formations hanging down from the ceiling fit with the ones sticking up from the floor like a huge set of teeth. And those glittering teeth are chomping down on you!
You glance up from your jewel-collecting just in time.
If you move quickly, there still may be just enough room to squeeze out the way you came. Of course, you’ll have to empty your pockets of all those jewels to be sure you don’t get snagged on a rock.
Then again, maybe if you live very low on the floor between two stalagmites, you won’t get crunched! Then you could keep your treasure. Finders keepers. You’ll be rich!
It’s your choice!
Drop the jewels and slip out on PAGE 20.
Or lay low and wait for the chamber to open again on PAGE 4.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Timepiece
2 Gold Pieces
Goal Endings: 1/2
Bad Endings
Incinerated by a dragon's lava breath.
Broke our leg and died of starvation in a tiger pit.
Stuck singing to tiger skeletons forever.
Captured by the Muglani and had our head shrunken.
Sucked into a boiling tar pit.
Hypnotized by a leprechaun cave troll.
Accidentally pissed off a giant bat with hearing problems.
Inexplicably betrayed and lured into the mouth of a giant monster.
Hid inside a giant carnivorous plant and got eaten.
Eaten by Cronby after answering his quiz question wrong.
Licked to death by a giant stone cat.
Crushed underfoot by a giant ant.
Achievements
Beginner's Luck: Reached a goal ending on our first try.
Riddle Me This: Won all three gold pieces by playing trivia with Cronby.
What Goes Around: Got time-looped by a magical transparent piranha.
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Apr 4, 2018 01:29
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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I'm sure the children's horror book won't punish us for our greed.
But just in case, let's drop the jewels.
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Apr 4, 2018 01:36
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- VivaLa Eeveelution
- Apr 3, 2011
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Dropping the jewels? In the economy the protagonist is going to grow up into? A future of homeownership and smashed avocado on toast is worth risking death. Get down low and wait wait wait.
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Apr 4, 2018 02:29
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Keep the loot and lay low
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Apr 4, 2018 06:41
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- AceOfFlames
- Oct 9, 2012
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After all this bullshit no way we're walking away broke. Lay low.
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Apr 4, 2018 08:36
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- Friend Commuter
- Nov 3, 2009
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SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
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Smellrose
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Succumbing to greed will definitely not get us smushed again. Lay low and wait.
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Apr 4, 2018 11:54
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- Friend Commuter
- Nov 3, 2009
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SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
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Smellrose
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Apparently, the best kind of trap for a treasure room is one that makes all the treasure permanently inaccessible to anyone once triggered.
Eh, the original owner would probably squander it, anyway.
Leave the hoard behind.
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Apr 4, 2018 16:22
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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Apr 4, 2018 16:46
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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Run from the cave people, even though I don't remember the context.
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Apr 5, 2018 05:58
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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Run from the cave people, even though I don't remember the context.
When we first meet the cave people, we're given the option to either hear what the king has to say (thus starting the gold hunt) or run away.
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“Quick, Zoe, follow me!” you shout. You spin around and duck to the left, speeding past the cave people. No way are you going to stick around to introduce yourself to a gang of underground mutants!
You hear them grunt in surprise as you run by them. Zoe is right behind you.
You see a small tunnel off to the side in the great chamber. The tunnel is brightly lit. A good sign!
You barrel through the tunnel.
“Run!” Zoe yells, panting, “They’re right behind us!”
It’s true, you can hear them grunting to each other as they chase you.
Ahead of you the tunnel grows brighter and brighter. It’s almost as bright as daylight. Maybe the tunnel leads to the outside!
Zoe shouts, “A door!” and points off to the right.
A small blue door is cut right into the side of the tunnel. Maybe the door leads outside!
You can try the door or you can just go straight. Either way, you’d better move fast. The cave creatures are gaining on you!
Do you stick to the tunnel? Keep going to PAGE 134.
Or do you try the blue door? Flip back to PAGE 40.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 1/2
Bad Endings
Incinerated by a dragon's lava breath.
Broke our leg and died of starvation in a tiger pit.
Stuck singing to tiger skeletons forever.
Captured by the Muglani and had our head shrunken.
Sucked into a boiling tar pit.
Hypnotized by a leprechaun cave troll.
Accidentally pissed off a giant bat with hearing problems.
Inexplicably betrayed and lured into the mouth of a giant monster.
Hid inside a giant carnivorous plant and got eaten.
Eaten by Cronby after answering his quiz question wrong.
Licked to death by a giant stone cat.
Crushed underfoot by a giant ant.
Trapped beneath the closed-in ceiling of a treasure room.
Achievements
Beginner's Luck: Reached a goal ending on our first try.
Riddle Me This: Won all three gold pieces by playing trivia with Cronby.
What Goes Around: Got time-looped by a magical transparent piranha.
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Apr 5, 2018 17:06
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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Let's try the door.
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Apr 5, 2018 17:14
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Door
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Apr 5, 2018 17:36
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- Friend Commuter
- Nov 3, 2009
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SO CLEVER I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN BRAIN.
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Smellrose
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There's absolutely nothing suspicious about a random blue door in a tunnel.
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Apr 5, 2018 19:08
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- PumpkinBat
- Oct 22, 2012
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If it was an indigo door I would have had my doubts, but since it is a blue door, then clearly nothing can go wrong!
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Apr 6, 2018 13:01
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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Not sure who gave me the new avatar, but I like it.
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“Let’s try the door,” you shout to Zoe. You grab the handle to the blue door and twist it with all your strength. It pops open and you and Zoe slip inside.
You slam the door behind you.
BANG! The creatures strike at the door in anger. BANG!
You’re in a very dark room. It’s not very big either. You can see dimly by the torchlight flooding under the door.
“Where are we?” you ask Zoe.
“I don’t know, but at least we’re away from those sponge-headed freaks,” she answers.
BANG! The creatures pound on the door. They want in.
“I can’t believe we got away from them,” you add. “I thought for sure we were history!”
“Don’t worry,” Zoe remarks, “we may still be history!”
“Ha-ha, very funny,” you answer. How can she be sarcastic at a time like this?
BANG! BANG! The cave creatures slam on the door.
“This place gives me the creeps!” Zoe declares.
“Me, too,” you say. You feel chilled to the bone. You turn your head and see a flash of movement.
“Who’s there?” you ask nervously. Good question...
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You strain to see what is in the room with you. Slowly your eyes adjust to the dimness.
BANG! The cave creatures are still trying to get in!
You see a face ahead of you! It’s... Zoe. Or at least Zoe’s reflection. And it’s broken up into a thousand little pieces. Like you’re gazing into one of those mirrored balls.
BANG! CRACK! The creatures are breaking down the door!
You see your own reflection, too. A thousand times over. Weird, you think. What is it? Then you freak out as you realize what it is you’re staring at... the eye of a spider! A giant burrowing tarantula to be exact!
The door bursts open and the creatures rush in.
“Look out!” they cry. “Be careful!”
You turn back to the giant spider. It’s covered with thick brown hairs. Its pincers snap open and closed. The spider looks hungry! You take three steps toward the door. But it’s too late. With one sweep of its long, hairy forearms, the spider gathers you and Zoe up. It wraps you in thick strands of silk.
“We tried to warn you!” the cave creatures say sadly.
You want to say “thanks anyway” but you’re kind of busy. In fact, you’re really tied up. Because this the bitter
END
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 1/2
Bad Endings
Incinerated by a dragon's lava breath.
Broke our leg and died of starvation in a tiger pit.
Stuck singing to tiger skeletons forever.
Captured by the Muglani and had our head shrunken.
Sucked into a boiling tar pit.
Hypnotized by a leprechaun cave troll.
Accidentally pissed off a giant bat with hearing problems.
Inexplicably betrayed and lured into the mouth of a giant monster.
Hid inside a giant carnivorous plant and got eaten.
Eaten by Cronby after answering his quiz question wrong.
Licked to death by a giant stone cat.
Crushed underfoot by a giant ant.
Trapped beneath the closed-in ceiling of a treasure room.
 Devoured by a giant burrowing tarantula.
Achievements
Beginner's Luck: Reached a goal ending on our first try.
Riddle Me This: Won all three gold pieces by playing trivia with Cronby.
What Goes Around: Got time-looped by a magical transparent piranha.
Our options posted:
- Get tails on the coin flip.
- Take the ladder up.
- Run to the water.
- Race for the throne chamber.
- Stick to the tunnel.
Rebonack7 fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Apr 6, 2018
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Apr 6, 2018 21:08
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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Why do they have a giant spider door?
Stick to the tunnel!
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Apr 7, 2018 00:45
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- AweStriker
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Race to the finish! throne chamber!
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Apr 7, 2018 02:05
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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Why do they have a giant spider door?
Stick to the tunnel!
because it's a trapdoor spider, obviously
race for the throne!
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Apr 7, 2018 03:23
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- Android Blues
- Nov 22, 2008
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Yeah we did!
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Apr 8, 2018 02:00
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May 12, 2024 08:46
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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Sure, why not?
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