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rare Magic card l00k posted:Based on the rules of MMA, Pettis is not only going to make weight, he's also going to win. Showtime II: The Kickening
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rare Magic card l00k posted:The main event is actually you vs. me in kickboxing. Im recovering from illness and might be getting a CT scan soon, so at the very least im as qualified as Fujita. Lets go.
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rare Magic card l00k posted:Based on the rules of MMA, Pettis is not only going to make weight, he's also going to win.
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Apr 6, 2018 15:03
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It’d be pretty sick if Pettis suddenly turns into 2013 Pettis and subs Khabib instantly
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willie_dee posted:Is there anyone local to the event that weighs 155? Frankie Edgar whose father just passed away
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Apr 6, 2018 15:05
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gently caress this loving poo poo god drat it
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Apr 6, 2018 15:06
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All of this chaos is just leading to a showtime kick countered with a spinebuster. It will all be worth it.
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Apr 6, 2018 15:06
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So what's even left on the card at this point?
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Apr 6, 2018 15:07
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Gotta hand it to the UFC and all involved in this elaborate April Fool's joke. They are going to some great lengths for this
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pettis is gonna come in at 156
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If Pettis wins does that mean McGregor will fight again? The long game pans out.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:pettis is gonna come in at 156 And win
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i cannot think of anyone less likely to beat khabib on the entire card than tony pettis and that includes the tiny women.
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McGregor will plea out in three hours because doing otgerwise means he'd have to mount a defence
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Apr 6, 2018 15:10
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Wow what a great and useful announcement that was
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Aye Doc posted:and STILL.... your Lightweight Champion... Lol. Long live the king
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Lloyd Boner posted:It’d be pretty sick if Pettis suddenly turns into 2013 Pettis and subs Khabib instantly It’s the only way to keep the main event good. Otherwise Khabib vs Pettis 2018 is the most dead man walking squash match UFC has had since Bader fought that 40 year old dude. Tbh I’m sorta glad the Holloway fight is off cause even though I respect Max more than any other fighter right now for what he attempted, he was doomed. There was almost no way he’d beat a healthy Khabib with no prep and coming off an injury. That dude deserves a real training camp for his 155 title shot
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Dana’s head has to be purple at this point
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Apr 6, 2018 15:11
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watch pettis miss weight because he hosed up his cut after the chiesa fight was called off
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Dan Didio posted:And win so Pettis comes in overweight, it becomes a Khabib can win the title, Pettis can't thing. Pettis hits a showtime omoplata and gets the sub victory, keeping Conor as champ (until he gets stripped for committing a felony anyway). this is the universe I need to live in
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I sort of feel bad for Dana and co. now. This week has been such a shitshow I would imagine they'd all turn to hard drinking/drugs by Sunday when they find out Khabib's plane has crashed in the Atlantic with the Lightweight championship belt.
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Jerusalem posted:Ariel has rushed to the hospital and is standing outside the staff entrance to try and spot Max checking in. lmao
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What's the given reason for Holloway being "medically unfit" to fight?
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Unfunny Poster posted:I sort of feel bad for Dana and co. now. lol, don't
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Holy poo poo she came back to make the same useless announcement
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Jerusalem posted:Wow what a great and useful announcement that was So great and useful she repeated it
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Dana created a monster and let him go hog wild vecause he made tge UFC coketrain wheels the greasiest they've ever been. Now he's reaping the whirlwind detox.
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Unfunny Poster posted:What's the given reason for Holloway being "medically unfit" to fight? Apparently the doctors were observing him cutting weight and stopped it. Max and all his team wanted to keep going.
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Unfunny Poster posted:What's the given reason for Holloway being "medically unfit" to fight? Nothing, assuming weight cut issue E: ^ or that
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Unfunny Poster posted:What's the given reason for Holloway being "medically unfit" to fight? cutting 25lbs in 5 days, presumably
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Unfunny Poster posted:What's the given reason for Holloway being "medically unfit" to fight? Doctor's checked him out during his cut and deemed him to be far too dehydrated to finish his cut.
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Unfunny Poster posted:What's the given reason for Holloway being "medically unfit" to fight? He probably had a real bad cut trying to go from 180 to 155 in a few days, then the doc noticed his foot still wasn’t properly attached to his ankle, then noticed Dana white nervously try to bribe him
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Marching Powder posted:i cannot think of anyone less likely to beat khabib on the entire card than tony pettis and that includes the tiny women. yep. poo poo fight
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Triticum Guzzler posted:i hope this circus can keep rolling today and not just fizzle out Can you hope for me to me to win the lottery? Your hopes seem to come true a thousand fold!
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Apr 6, 2018 15:15
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you're already throwing all sense of legitimacy out the window by letting #12 fight for the real title, just let unranked Paul Felder go try and crack some elbows into a Russian man's skull
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How much longer does Pettis have to weigh in?
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Tsyni posted:How much longer does Pettis have to weigh in? Little under 45 minutes I think?
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"Al Iaquinta actively campaigning for the Khabib fight" eh
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