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DiggityDoink posted:I figured they were things people were gonna put up their butt. Oh I'm sure that some of them will end up there.
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mcbexx posted:Well, at least they are not those jade eggs sold by Gwyneth Paltrow for $66.00 that you put in your vagina to increase sexual energy. You think a fifteen dollar acorn you hold to feel better is better than a jade egg you put in your vagina to feel better? You're crazy dude. You can go pick an acorn up off the street and it'll work as well as the Thinking Egg, but you shouldn't put an egg you found on the street in your vagina
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DiggityDoink posted:I figured they were things people were gonna put up their butt. You know drat well that they will.
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Apr 6, 2018 21:19
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imo the funny is self-evident. They're like Pine: how about some ferns, the well-known coniferous tree. Brass: idk the inside of a brass instrument? Also oceanside cliffs Howlite: uhhh mountain stream!! thx for the heads-up, im gonna invest in paddy's Egg instead
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Apr 6, 2018 21:27
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How bout y'all stop giving yourselves giant swirlies every time GGB posts?
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Apr 6, 2018 21:35
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Guy Goodbody posted:You think a fifteen dollar acorn you hold to feel better is better than a jade egg you put in your vagina to feel better? You're crazy dude. To be fair, the goop egg says to boil it first, so I imagine we can hold the street egg to the same standards. But also I know nothing of the vagina and wouldn't know what is and is not safe to put up in there.
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Apr 6, 2018 21:37
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping. Oh, right, you try and hold them in your vagina all day and it helps with ?????
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Apr 6, 2018 21:38
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Apr 6, 2018 21:40
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Pelvic shelf exercises help with peeing, not poop.
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Apr 6, 2018 21:43
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DiggityDoink posted:I figured they were things people were gonna put up their butt. You figure correctly. But that's just because of something fits in an rear end, somebody will put it there. My neighbor has a jade yoni egg. I know this because it almost fell out while she was talking to me and she had to explain why she moved strangely and said,"Oops." She overshares every time anyone talks to her.
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Apr 6, 2018 21:58
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female therapist raises a good point. see how devastated bro is in the face of this simplest of solutions
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Apr 6, 2018 21:59
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Barry Bluejeans posted:female therapist raises a good point. see how devastated bro is in the face of this simplest of solutions The point is that you can't pause a(n online) multiplayer game. The picture should specify that it's online.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:03
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Karate Bastard posted:How bout y'all stop giving yourselves giant swirlies every time GGB posts? Love means putting the controller or keyboard down and just eating a death or flubbing a raid or whatever. If you can't take the commitment, don't loving raid. Edit: adding funny picture. 
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Apr 6, 2018 22:07
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Guy Goodbody posted:You think a fifteen dollar acorn you hold to feel better is better than a jade egg you put in your vagina to feel better? You're crazy dude. You shouldn't put a jade egg you bought off the internet for $60 in your vagina, either. https://drjengunter.wordpress.com/2017/01/17/dear-gwyneth-paltrow-im-a-gyn-and-your-vaginal-jade-eggs-are-a-bad-idea/
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hawowanlawow posted:YOU CAN'T PAUSE IT If you can pause live TV, why can't you pause a multiplayer game? Get on that, Apple!
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Apr 6, 2018 22:11
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No you gotta go cold turkey from that poo poo no question about it. Find Christ.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:12
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HBomb posted:The point is that you can't pause a(n online) multiplayer game. The picture should specify that it's online. That point is that it's a silly and misogynistic image that deserves to be roundly mocked.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:15
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I just don't know why they don't play splitscreen
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Apr 6, 2018 22:19
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Okay, what's the last non-online multiplayer game you played?
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Apr 6, 2018 22:20
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I'm going to get punched now, right?
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Apr 6, 2018 22:21
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Android Apocalypse posted:Okay, what's the last non-online multiplayer game you played? A Way Out, released March 23 2018
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Apr 6, 2018 22:24
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's a graphic from a Kickstarter for "Thinking Eggs" which are acorn-sized objects you hold in your hand to make you feel better. Fifteen dollars each, plus shipping. I was kind of into the brass one until I realized I was picturing them 8 times too big.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:26
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The Moon Monster posted:I was kind of into the brass one until I realized I was picturing them 8 times too big. Could you sell real estate with those?
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Apr 6, 2018 22:30
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Bored posted:You figure correctly. But that's just because of something fits in an rear end, somebody will put it there. Listen, if a man has to do a weird little dance it's because his balls have glued themselves to their body in a weird way and you just don't bring it up. It's only fair we extend the same courtesy to women and for that matter everyone. If someone has to do a squat dance that's between their underpants and God.
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https://twitter.com/HonorableThief/status/981410164224950272 https://twitter.com/dhm/status/980469082930798592 The Moon Monster posted:I was kind of into the brass one until I realized I was picturing them 8 times too big. You don't have to prove anything to anyone, friend, go easy on your butt.
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Apr 6, 2018 22:33
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imo they were playing a game together but also theyre both idiots
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I'd totally parsed that image as being: 1. The girl is upset that her boyfriend won't pay attention to her and just stares at his game all day 2. It is actually a local multiplayer game and he's playing it in the hope that she will come and join him and that they can have an entertaining, bonding gaming experience together 3. The therapist suggests, entirely reasonably, that he pause it so that he explain this to them 4. Despite everything he's just said, the idea of pausing a video game is beyond the pale to him and he holds his head in shock that someone might even suggest that.
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Phanatic posted:Could you sell real estate with those? Who needs eggs when you have St. Joseph buried in your back yard  Seriously. If you're having trouble selling your house what you're supposed to do is buy that thing and say a prayer as you bury it in your back yard.  We sell them at my store. People actually buy them. They're 12 bucks a pop. Garrand has a new favorite as of 23:35 on Apr 6, 2018 |
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Apr 6, 2018 23:33
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That's getting 'buried' in the 'back yard' for sure
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Apr 6, 2018 23:38
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HBomb posted:The point is that you can't pause a(n online) multiplayer game. The picture should specify that it's online. Are you bomber guy? I didn't appreciate your April fool's video, sir!
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Are you bomber guy? I didn't appreciate your April fool's video, sir! HBomberguy is just HBomberguy. I don't think he really posts on the forums much nowadays either.
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Aka what could be your reset password?
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Apr 6, 2018 23:50
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p sure you have like 3-4 teachers in first grade 
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Bitch you better believe she a laureate of Kthlpraoghghthlp, class of Nyarlathotep.
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Garrand posted:Who needs eggs when you have St. Joseph buried in your back yard What if you have a townhouse or an apartment? Do you just kinda awkwardly hide it somewhere?
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My first grade teacher was named Mrs. Kish and the only reason I remember that was because she smashed through a guardrail on a bridge during the winter and died and the principle of the school taught us for the rest of the school year  Thanks Resource Ranch Teaching Community for reminding me of the good old days
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Krankenstyle posted:p sure you have like 3-4 teachers in first grade Depends where you grew up. I only had one who taught everything because my class was only like 10 kids.
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