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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I love NSM's reaction. He's just "well, my job's done, let me get out of the way not to get knocked again".

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Oh no, I think I've got it. Since Connor turned into the Lizard with Hulk blood, he can be calmed down, too.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Samovar posted:

Oh no, I think I've got it. Since Connor turned into the Lizard with Hulk blood, he can be calmed down, too.

And it's only going to take two-three weeks of Spidey being slapped around by tails and snakes, before he realises it too!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe Bruce Banner is dead.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

So lets taly up the Hulk's many achievments in this teamup.

1. Threw a gator.

2. Threw several gators and some snakes.

3. Smacked Spider-man numerous times.

Really getting their mileage out of him, aren't they?:v:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Really makes you think, I haven't even been in ONE fistfight with a snake in a swamp near a meth-head's cabin. What am I doing with my life?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Simple, not enough meth.

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

come back here
I love that Speterman cares enough to talk The Hulk down and then immediately ducks to let the man in a confused state get slapped with a lizard tail.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

brainSnakes posted:

I love that Speterman cares enough to talk The Hulk down and then immediately ducks to let the man in a confused state get slapped with a lizard tail.

Turns out in this continuity his Spider Sense only activates when he can put someone else in danger.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



I think they're getting the lizard and the scorpion mixed up a bit.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Peter... HOW IS THIS A SURPRISE TO YOU!?! :psyduck:

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The lizard......is a bad guy!?!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Peter he is a semi-feral lizardman why the gently caress would you expect him to understand and adhere to the standards of chivalry?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



hey pete remember when he threw you off a building

I realize that was a few weeks ago but it was also maybe half an hour ago max... newspaper time is weird

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
You mean the guy that was amassing a crocodile and python army might have a grudge against humans?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



CharlestheHammer posted:

The lizard......is a bad guy!?!

Your post just pushed me over the edge of “hearing” all of Pete’s lines as Derek Zoolander now.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Why is the The Lizard in a T-pose in the first panel?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

mind the walrus posted:

Peter he is a semi-feral lizardman why the gently caress would you expect him to understand and adhere to the standards of chivalry?
I mean, he's pretty drat eloquent in this incarnation.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH


All that blood transfusion stuff? If you take lead time into account, it's loving autobiographical

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stealing blood from a 95 year old man? Jesus loving Christ what kind of piece of poo poo would you have to be to do that type of thing? :dawkins101:

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Jerusalem posted:

Really makes you think, I haven't even been in ONE fistfight with a snake in a swamp near a meth-head's cabin. What am I doing with my life?

Clearly someone did not play Bayou Billy growing up.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
What the gently caress :psyduck:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I'm just waiting for Spidey to leap into The Lizard's nipples to give him a sturdy sermon that he's in fact Dr Connors.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Question IRL posted:

Clearly someone did not play Bayou Billy growing up.

Bayou Billy? You better keep the receipt!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Kurui Reiten posted:

Why is the The Lizard in a T-pose in the first panel?

Look at his other arm. he's actually in a Tea-pose. as in I'm a little teapot.

CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe
Peter, The Lizard has already assaulted Bruce Banner when he's not the Hulk...

..You were there when it happened...

...The Lizard literally hit Bruce ONTO you and sent you both crashing through a desk. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS!?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

CityMidnightJunky posted:

...The Lizard literally hit Bruce ONTO you and sent you both crashing through a desk. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS!?

That part is probably connected.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Get your blood all over him Peter!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I know Jonah it's like the wall-crawler hasn't even seen Hamilton yet.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The thing that surprises me the most about this strip is that Spider-man actually punched someone without making a fool of himself

And then there's the weird angels quote, but, before that, he was pretty cool.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Samuringa posted:

The thing that surprises me the most about this strip is that Spider-man actually punched someone without making a fool of himself

And then there's the weird angels quote, but, before that, he was pretty cool.

If you look closely, you can see he punched the lizard right in the open jaws, so it wasn't that smart.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Kick 'im in the balls, Spidey!

(gets foot wedged in cloaca)

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Samovar posted:

If you look closely, you can see he punched the lizard right in the open jaws, so it wasn't that smart.

Hey, he managed to do something without being immediately knocked on his rear end, let him have this :v:

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Unkempt posted:

Kick 'im in the balls, Spidey!

(gets foot wedged in cloaca)

Pow! Right in the 'Zard nards!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Samovar posted:

If you look closely, you can see he punched the lizard right in the open jaws, so it wasn't that smart.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
the Ps4 Spider-Man game got some details released about it the other day

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/981553288125599745

So I guess we're finally going to be able to live the complete Peter Parker experience

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Samovar posted:

Oh no, I think I've got it. Since Connor turned into the Lizard with Hulk blood, he can be calmed down, too.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So the Lizard just... instinctually ran to the swamp to hypnotize reptiles for an army?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



is he really just gonna talk them both down? that's the resolution to this arc?

you sure dropped the ball by not trying this before he threw you off the roof the first time, parker

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Manatee Cannon posted:

is he really just gonna talk them both down? that's the resolution to this arc?

Well he sure does suck at fighting without another hero to distract the enemy.

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