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RoastBeef posted:I googled my first grade teacher + town/state; she didn't make the first page - but apparently my sixth grade English teacher is making ~120k/year, which like god-drat she was a lovely teacher. Jesus, you can make that much in the public system in the US? In NZ I cap out at $72k, which is like ~50k USD. e: new page but really the joke here is still the over-expectation and lack of funding in education
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Besesoth posted:I beg you, I beg you, to tell me that this is taking the piss. toilet paper usa are real good at foot-mouthing  wearing diapers to own the libs~
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bike tory posted:Jesus, you can make that much in the public system in the US? In NZ I cap out at $72k, which is like ~50k USD. Yeah I am pretty sure $120k is very far from the norm for the vast majority of US teachers. Going by my few teacher friends here in the Pacific Northwest, even $72k is out of reach by a lot.
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Teachers usually get annual raises, so while they start out poverty stricken if they stay in long enough they can make some good money. Too bad they have to spend literal decades to get where other professions can get in a few years.
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RFC2324 posted:Teachers usually get annual raises, so while they start out poverty stricken if they stay in long enough they can make some good money. A fun trick some districts will do is fire all the teachers at then end of the school year and let them reapply for their jobs for the next year
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Is this Jiro's sushi place?
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TotalLossBrain posted:Yeah I am pretty sure $120k is very far from the norm for the vast majority of US teachers. $120k for base salary would be really, really high, but it's not too far off what a long-time teacher with higher-level degree bonuses and extra-curricular advising stipends could make in Washington. Depending where he read that $120k figure, that could include benefits, as well. I'm at a small suburban district in Washington, although we're in a relatively affluent area. As of 2015-2016, our Superintendent made $139k and about $13k in benefits/insurance and stipends. Highest-paid teacher got $66k, with about $18k in stipends and benefits/insurance (he's a coach). Teachers start somewhere around $38k plus the stipends and benefits. Bellevue, a much larger district in a pretty wealthy area, superintendent makes a quarter million with another $13k in bonuses and benefits. Highest-paid teacher is at $67k, but has another $21k in stipend and bonus (possibly coaching, possibly advanced or special degree bonuses), plus another $11k for benefits. Seattle's a similar story...even bigger district, but less wealthy. Superintendent gets about $300k total, top teacher...$68k plus $32k in bonuses and benefits. Out here in the suburbs, $72k gross is pretty good, trying to live in Seattle or Bellevue on even $80k would be a lot tougher. And our state's been relatively good for education, despite trying to avoid budgeting for it for years. Fun fact: If your friends or family work for a public school district, you can probably find their exact salary on a site like this! http://data.spokesman.com/salaries/schools/districts/ Pyroclastic has a new favorite as of 05:46 on Apr 7, 2018 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:One word: Benny's Angels. Hill's Angels 
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It's nice that things are better than I thought they are.
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Data Graham posted:Hill's Angels I WAS FOUR
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Krankenstyle posted:toilet paper usa are real good at foot-mouthing Imagine being a young guy trying to get involved in politics and thinking this was a good idea. Imagine doing something insanely embarrasing and dumb when you are 19 and having that be your public image forever. Like I picture this guy applying for a job at Olive Garden and sitting down for an interview with some greasy manager and having him flip around his computer monitor to show him that photo as the first Google image result when searching his name and smugly grinning at him saying "this you diaper boy?"
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Besesoth posted:Well, he's right. That is entirely dependent on whether he chose the right day to stop.
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Samuringa posted:I agree with all of these I'd buy that I have gas one
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This was in the replies to that. https://twitter.com/MercuryCrypto/status/982477773196480512?s=20
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Is there one where he's on frog-meds?
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Krankenstyle posted:deeply erotic, especially the sped-up patting on the old toothless dude's bald head Hey, don't knock the comical genius of Jackie Wright (and no, I didn't have to look up his name) 
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Precise Dwarf Bravery sounds like a Warhammer or D&D thing.
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's the bourgie version. You can stick eggs up your hooha way cheaper at aliexpress. 3 for $6, shove 'em wherever you want. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3Pc...2811872810.html Kids these days with the internet don’t know good they have it,if they want to see pretty ladies all they have to do is go to Sears.com
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Oviksi!
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Precise Dwarf Bravery sounds like a Warhammer or D&D thing. Ahem it's Precise Đwarf Bravery, which is funny to me because in my language Đ is pronounced as J.
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Garrand posted:Who needs eggs when you have St. Joseph buried in your back yard God dammit, here I am doing a stupid proper job when I could be selling rip-off junk to idiots. 
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Stoatbringer posted:God dammit, here I am doing a stupid proper job when I could be selling rip-off junk to idiots. My Protestant upbringing has apparently cost me many money making opportunities. 
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Olive! posted:That's getting 'buried' in the 'back yard' for sure The Saint on the Taint: A Home-Selling Tradition
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Facebook Aunt posted:
It's not really fair to call her out like that, none of them are impressed by my wiener.
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burexas.irom posted:Ahem it's Precise Đwarf Bravery, which is funny to me because in my language Đ is pronounced as J. BRB, just creating the Đrawing Interchange Format.
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thepopmonster posted:BRB, just creating the Đrawing Interchange Format. 
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It’s probounced “thif,” like the yoghurt.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:My testicles are larger, free, and easily gropeable. Free you say? Ok, I'll take one.
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There's no such thing as a free testicle. There's always opportunity cost to consider.
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why buy the balls when you can get the jizz for free?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:why buy the balls when you can get the jizz for free? Usually you have to do a job before you can get the jizz.
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Besesoth posted:The Saint on the Taint: A Home-Selling Tradition  Buy it here.
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areyoucontagious posted:You’re working some rough chuckles, Goodbody. i think it's funny that the Israeli army is trying to shoot smoke.
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