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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:... that doesn't make sense? The body has problems with increased pressure from outside, granted (including being upside down). But why the hell would the body not be able to regulate blood pressure absent gravity? If anything, shouldn't it be easier? There's less resistance to what the body wants, not more. The Americans say you can't do sex in space. The Russians say you can. I think the answer is clear
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Yes the answer is completely clear. Vodka.
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I feel like they're just not trying hard enough. Like, is NASA giving them preem tent or the porno equivalent of government cheese?
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All I'm wondering is when we'll hear of the first sexual harassment/assault in space. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:All I'm wondering is when we'll hear of the first sexual harassment/assault in space. Leading to a Zero G Tolerance stance.
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Trump Tower is ON FIRE https://twitter.com/brianlawton9/status/982741384347217926
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Trump Tower is ON FIRE George Bush you loving maniac
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Trump Tower is ON FIRE Watch Trump start a war.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:... that doesn't make sense? The body has problems with increased pressure from outside, granted (including being upside down). But why the hell would the body not be able to regulate blood pressure absent gravity? If anything, shouldn't it be easier? There's less resistance to what the body wants, not more. Your circulatory system works to counter the effect of gravity pulling your blood to your feet. It will keep doing this even when gravity is taken away E: Specifically, your brain needs to be 'above' your heart for effective blood pressure regulation Gum has a new favorite as of 00:24 on Apr 8, 2018 |
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quote:Was small and then something happened where the size doubled in seconds!
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Rysithusiku posted:Actually, astronauts can't get it up because in low-g the male body is incapable of sustaining the blood pressure required for a Source please. I've googled it and found speculation, but no actual evidence or source for the claim, only weird clickbait articles with disclaimers like "NASA hasn't confirmed."
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Source please. I've googled it and found speculation, but no actual evidence or source for the claim, only weird clickbait articles with disclaimers like "NASA hasn't confirmed." In Mary Roach’s book there’s a quote from a cosmonaut indicating that at least the Russians wanked in space all the time.
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I thought it was just a "don't gently caress while you're in space" rule, not that it wasn't possible.
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Whoa now that seems like a bad rule
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given the space program was a branch of the military, bad rules could be a part of that (never join)
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https://twitter.com/JamesTraub1/status/982714014869393411 
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Pretty apt response: https://twitter.com/HerRoyalRedness/status/982839035222687744
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I'm starting to think that Kevin Williamson hire wasn't just a fluke!
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Absurd Alhazred posted:All I'm wondering is when we'll hear of the first sexual harassment/assault in space. Houston, Houston, Do You Read? "Ever think we'd see chicks in zero gee, hey, Dave?" Looks like it has some OCR problems. I'm sure there's another version out there, somewhere. Edit: Lol if you don't think the very first time a man and a woman were in space together, they hosed. Don't give me that "no boners in zero-g" stuff. Life finds a way.
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Astronauts are like, space olympians, if those people have orgies whenever they gather of course there has been lots of boning in space.
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You can gently caress in space there's just nothing to keep you from floating around and hitting your head on things. We've had vomit comet porn for almost 20 years. Zero Gravity Sex Film Up for Award Sperm had to come from earth because if you jerk in space you don't have any control jizz. Hats Wouldnt Fly has a new favorite as of 08:32 on Apr 8, 2018 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Watch Trump start a war. Last week I was concerned that the Chinese space station (Tiangong 1) would hit a Trump property and he would go ballistic with intercontinental nuclear missiles.
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cmon lemon dont buy all the hotdogs
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Thankfully, all the replies to this are variations on the theme of "no, and gently caress you."
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BLOSSOM EAT THE CUPCAKES
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Ain't that a metaphor for the whole drat election and presidency.
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I'm normally all for fatshaming but it seems like bad form to call someone a fat bitch in earshot, or at all
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“Let’s hope this fat b**** doesn’t buy all the cupcakes.”. Fat women buys all the cupcakes. Bazinga?
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I gotta call my friend's bakery, I found a way for him to get rid of all the old stock.
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That ratio makes me happy.
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Volcott posted:I feel like they're just not trying hard enough. Like, is NASA giving them preem tent or the porno equivalent of government cheese? They sent nude pinups in the documents used for Apollo 12. I’m not kidding even a little bit.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I gotta call my friend's bakery, I found a way for him to get rid of all the old stock. Please word it like this: "Hello [bakery owner friend], why don't you just have fat people buy more of your stuff? I'm sending you an article."
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VanSandman posted:They sent nude pinups in the documents used for Apollo 12. Gotta keep working those hand muscles.
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Why can't they just jerk off into a condom? That deals with the clean up issue.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Houston, Houston, Do You Read? wait, who thinks you can't pop a boner in zero g? It's basically filling a water balloon, gravity isn't really part of the process.
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Choco1980 posted:wait, who thinks you can't pop a boner in zero g? It's basically filling a water balloon, gravity isn't really part of the process. People who think clean cut soldier men don't do nasty things like masturbate, especially in space. Only perverts do that. How dare you call American hero Neil Armstrong a pervert! 
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Facebook Aunt posted:People who think clean cut soldier men don't do nasty things like masturbate, especially in space. Only perverts do that. Personally, I’d be disappointed if Neil Armstrong didn’t figure out a way to jerk it on the moon. Imagine what it would be like to know you are the first person to jerk it on a celestial body ever.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Personally, I’d be disappointed if Neil Armstrong didn’t figure out a way to jerk it on the moon. Imagine what it would be like to know you are the first person to jerk it on a celestial body ever. That's one small wank for man, one giant cumshot for mankind.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Personally, I’d be disappointed if Neil Armstrong didn’t figure out a way to jerk it on the moon. Imagine what it would be like to know you are the first person to jerk it on a celestial body ever. We all know what Michael Collins was up to while Neil and Buzz were hopping around on the Lunar surface.
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