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Chicken Parmigiana
Sep 12, 2007

I’d never heard ‘snag in a rag’ before but I’m in favour. Rhymes, rolls off the tongue, sounds Australian in an appropriately slangy and low-class way, and is for once an accurate description of the loving item (with a splash of poetry as a bonus).

‘Democracy sausage’ is another good one because everyone agrees on it. We just need to extend its use beyond election times. Lots of cultures have foods associated with events and special days, so it feels natural — but Australia might be the only culture where elections are one of those special events, which is rad, and something to be proud of all year round, why not.

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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BBJoey posted:

you can absolutely make a sandwich with one side of bread, you idiot, you absolute imbecile

Much like how a rim job is not a real job, an open faced sandwich is no true sandwich

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
New Insiders photoshopped vid

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Chicken Parmigiana
Sep 12, 2007

JBP posted:

Who gives a gently caress what anyone calls it

Clearly everyone, you old stick-in-the-mud.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
If you cut a piece of bread in half and put a sausage between that is it not a sandwich?

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Lid posted:

If you cut a piece of bread in half and put a sausage between that is it not a sandwich?

If you cut a piece in half it becomes two pieces so yes?

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Saugage

also, post the board. don't leave us hanging or we'll name and shame you instead!!!!

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

I'm sorry, can you clarify which of those two pronunciations of the same word is correct? I need to know which one to be irrationally angry about, thanks.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

ITT people get really triggered about the term sandwich.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
What about subway? would you call what you get from them a sandwich?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

CrazyTolradi posted:

ITT people get really triggered about the term sandwich.

This. Also if any of them were actually educated they'd know that language changes and evolves constantly unless it's a dead language (ie, latin).

Yesterday's slang is tomorrow's dictionary definition.

But people should ignore me because I want to see this argument evolve to the particulars of what counts as bread.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
What about hoagies? is that a type of sandwich?

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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The Before Times posted:

What about subway? would you call what you get from them a sandwich?

It's barely food.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
The only sandwich I'm interested in is me jammed between Mathias Corman and Tone.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Subway is food in the same way Rugby is a sport.

Shots fired, yo.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
maybe democracy sausages are actually a type of wrap

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
anyway, the sandwich is by definition a colonialist construct.

deconstruct colonialism

and sandwiches.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

So a democracy sausage is a form of deconstructed sandwich? Wow this thread sure loves hipster food.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

CrazyTolradi posted:

So a democracy sausage is a form of deconstructed sandwich? Wow this thread sure loves hipster food.

No. A hipster deconstructed sandwich would be a bag of wheat seeds, a clay pot filled with dry earth, a small glass of water and a map to the nearest livestock pen.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

JBP posted:

The only sandwich I'm interested in is me jammed between Mathias Corman and Tone.

:staredog:

rawed like an onion

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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CrazyTolradi posted:

Subway is food in the same way Rugby is a sport.

Shots fired, yo.

I agree, Rugby is garbage.

Your move.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

No, this must be what going mad feels like.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

CrazyTolradi posted:

Subway is food in the same way Rugby is a sport.

Shots fired, yo.

was this supposed to be a dig at league fans but you hosed up and dissed the posh sport instead?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

iajanus posted:

I agree, Rugby is garbage.

Your move.
No I think you'll find the dictionary clear states garbage is not Rugby, and FURTHER MORE

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Birdstrike posted:

was this supposed to be a dig at league fans but you hosed up and dissed the posh sport instead?
Why not both?

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Birdstrike posted:

was this supposed to be a dig at league fans but you hosed up and dissed the posh sport instead?

That's why I was laughing :)

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


Zenithe posted:

I'm sorry, can you clarify which of those two pronunciations of the same word is correct? I need to know which one to be irrationally angry about, thanks.

Second one is correct. Anyone who rhymes sandwich with fridge should be shot.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
lol they think there's a posh one

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

The Before Times posted:

lol they think there's a posh one
So it's basically Dominos or Pizza Hut?

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
if you fold your pizza to eat it, is it a sandwich?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

The Before Times posted:

if you fold your pizza to eat it, is it a sandwich?
gently caress you I was literally just thinking that as you posted, god drat it.

EDIT: And no, you'd have to get two slices of pizza and stick them together, topping side. That should appease the pedantic in the thread.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

The Before Times posted:

if you fold your pizza to eat it, is it a sandwich?

It's a calzone, which is a sandwich, so yes.

This makes pizza a sandwich too I think

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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The Before Times posted:

lol they think there's a posh one

The private schools certainly think so

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

This is the country that calls chips and chips, chips.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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We don't call them chups, though

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

New Huw Parkinson ownage video? Nah let's spend 45791237012398072543 posts talking about food

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY

Ora Tzo fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Apr 8, 2018

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Jonah Galtberg posted:

New Huw Parkinson ownage video? Nah let's spend 45791237012398072543 posts talking about food

Straya

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
If you say anything other than sausage sizzle you’re a Neanderthal, sorry.

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Urcher
Jun 16, 2006



A chip butty is a sandwich.

A sausage sandwich is not a sandwich, even though it has sandwich in the name.

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