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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

bundle it in to the MS update that the rest of the office suite uses? gently caress that, we're special and want something that sucks rear end

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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

five loving background helper processes and none of them can figure out the complex task of swapping out an app in %user%\Applications. This is quite the stumper.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

bundle it in to the MS update that the rest of the office suite uses?

... that nothing else anywhere uses, because we're special snowflakes and can't use the app store

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

My windows insider build updated and “swapped” the bootloader or drive letters or something and broke the whole install.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

infernal machines posted:

... that nothing else anywhere uses, because we're special snowflakes and can't use the app store

at least it loving WORKS

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


Partycat posted:

My windows insider build updated and “swapped” the bootloader or drive letters or something and broke the whole install.

why are you spending your time beta testing what is at best alpha software?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

at least it loving WORKS

do you remember the office 2011 version that used to pop up a dialog telling you to manually browse to a url to download an update component, or it wouldn't work, but then if you just ignored it, it worked anyway?

good stuff.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
discord ui is still slow. it's also padded to poo poo and wastes a huge amount of screen real estate because Every UI Must Be Designed For Cellphones.

mattermost is ok although it's kind of threadbare. but at least its web front end is responsive and it's self-hosted.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I am a big fan of MS's inability to figure out an update mechanism for Teams on Mac that actually works so every time it attempts to silently background update and fails it just closes the app and doesn't re-launch and you have no idea until you start getting the nag emails about missed messages. I've had like 3 support tickets open for it now and every time they fix it for one build and then break it again a month later

they should really rewrite it in something native instead of pissing around with nodejs based garbage

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

bundle it in to the MS update that the rest of the office suite uses? gently caress that, we're special and want something that sucks rear end

office shouldn't have it own updater either, they should just use the store or windows update.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Shaggar posted:

office shouldn't have it own updater either, they should just use the store or windows update.

they should, but they've already re-invented the wheel once and it mostly works. instead they did it a second time. Michaelsoft.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the nodejs teams client should be aborted and replaced with a xamarin app.

there are so many things it cant do cause it uses some comical web based garbage instead of a real ui framework.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I am a big fan of MS's inability to figure out an update mechanism for Teams on Mac that actually works so every time it attempts to silently background update and fails it just closes the app and doesn't re-launch and you have no idea until you start getting the nag emails about missed messages. I've had like 3 support tickets open for it now and every time they fix it for one build and then break it again a month later
if you change your password and try to start teams, it tries to log you in, tells you it hosed up and needs to restart, and then loop that forever until you right-click on the systray icon and explicitly log off

tomorrow, microsoft will have known about this bug for exactly one calendar year https://microsoftteams.uservoice.com/forums/555103-public/suggestions/18894271-stuck-in-a-login-loop-after-password-change :toot:

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


Shaggar posted:

office shouldn't have it own updater either, they should just use the store or windows update.

:agreed:

but if they try Magrethe Vestager will give them fines for integrating their products

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
idk who that is

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


European commissar of giving big companies fines for being anticompetitive

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
oh. yeah the EC is all protectionist losers

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Shaggar posted:

oh. yeah the EC is all protectionist losers

That explains why they aren't going after Microsoft any more

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Shaggar posted:

protectionist losers

:thunk: :patriot:

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
at this point is any microsoft product actually using microsoft update? app store, office, visual studio, skype, teams, etc all got separate special snowflake updaters

it took visual studio one year to figure out automatic updates

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

SupSuper posted:

at this point is any microsoft product actually using microsoft update? app store, office, visual studio, skype, teams, etc all got separate special snowflake updaters

it took visual studio one year to figure out automatic updates

It's a giant loving mess and a legacy of Microsoft's "gently caress you, we'll write it ourselves" internal culture.

That having been said, Windows installer is awful, Wix is awful, and Rob Mensching should be buried under wxs printouts and burned alive.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


SupSuper posted:

at this point is any microsoft product actually using microsoft update? app store, office, visual studio, skype, teams, etc all got separate special snowflake updaters

it took visual studio one year to figure out automatic updates

I’m not super up to date but last I used vs installer it felt like two maybe three installer/downloaders Frankensteined together

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
The VS2017 installer is a standalone app that will always download and install updates for itself first before allowing you to proceed to installing VS. This results in a weird installation experience.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


wait my installer which I have just downloaded needs updates??

:psyduck:

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
Actually on the very first run the installer will download and install itself first. The ~1.5 mb file you download is just a bootstrapper installer. That's right, there's a separate installer for the installer.

Fiedler fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Apr 10, 2018

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


MS Russian Nesting Doll Installer

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Boiled Water posted:

MS Russian Nesting Doll Installer

it’s matryoshka

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


cinci zoo sniper posted:

it’s matryoshka

Keygen chip-tune intensifies

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.

Boiled Water posted:

I’m not super up to date but last I used vs installer it felt like two maybe three installer/downloaders Frankensteined together
oh it is, but as of 15.6 you no longer have to press through 10 different screens like a 90s wizard

and yes the installer has its own updates

this is the price we pay for a lightweight installation (still stuck on drive C: though) :negative:

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

SupSuper posted:

this is the price we pay for a lightweight installation (still stuck on drive C: though) :negative:

The motivation for the goofy standalone Visual Studio Installer application is moreso to allow managing multiple side-by-side installations than it is to allow the lightweight installation.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
if you open visual studio and it has updates, it'll open the visual studio installer. if the visual studio installer needs updates, it'll tell you that it needs to apply updates to visual studio installer, and after those updates are installed, you can update visual studio.

SupSuper posted:

at this point is any microsoft product actually using microsoft update? app store, office, visual studio, skype, teams, etc all got separate special snowflake updaters

it took visual studio one year to figure out automatic updates
does sql server management studio count? ssms doesn't get updates through windows update, but it also doesn't have its own updater -- instead, you get an alert that you need to go to a webpage and download an installer package and run that

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


anthonypants posted:

if you open visual studio and it has updates, it'll open the visual studio installer. if the visual studio installer needs updates, it'll tell you that it needs to apply updates to visual studio installer, and after those updates are installed, you can update visual studio.

does it also tell you you need to close visual studio before you can update?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



remember to reboot before/during/after each update :ohdear:

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



you can’t even update sql server management studio. it just pops up a notice saying there’s and update and if you click it you’re just sent to a download page on Microsoft’s website

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

SupSuper posted:

at this point is any microsoft product actually using microsoft update? app store, office, visual studio, skype, teams, etc all got separate special snowflake updaters

it took visual studio one year to figure out automatic updates

the VS Installer condenses a bunch of other installers. if you're an MS product that's shipping in it, with some exceptions, you have to get rid of your products own internal installer and use the VS one instead. that helps with consistency of where to expect updates I guess, but that leads to other poo poo. you can't ship updates outside of VS service releases.

say you're Xamarin, and Xcode 9.3 launches on Mac. you have a day one update to support it. can't ship it because it needs to go out in a service release, and VS can't ship on time. can't ship the updated VS For Mac release because if you do that'll break VS users who can't get it yet. users update to 9.3 on their Macs, now they can't build iOS apps in VS, :suicide:

there's also "alpha packs" too that are meant to get around the above issue. VSIXs that let you install and uninstall "unsupported" extension updates for workloads bundled in the installer. those were hilariously broken, where if you built one that included references to "shipping" vsixs (ones that were shipping in that release), they would install fine, but if uninstalled it would get rid of those shipping extensions too, breaking the workload and (most likely) breaking VS until you repair it. that's fixed in 15.7 :suicide:

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

the biggest problem with software update systems is not how complicated it is, but how simple it seems to be

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

the biggest problem with software update systems is not how complicated it is, but how poo poo it seems to be

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

NEED MORE MILK posted:

you can’t even update sql server management studio. it just pops up a notice saying there’s and update and if you click it you’re just sent to a download page on Microsoft’s website

Note that SSMS is maintained by ~2 orders of magnitude fewer people than VS.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

the biggest problem with software systems is not how complicated they are, but how simple they seem to be

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Fiedler posted:

Note that SSMS is maintained by ~2 orders of magnitude fewer people than VS.
if they can make an .exe that updates their program from 17.x to 17.current, why does that mean they can't throw that .exe into windows update

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