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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

michael bay is bad because he ruined my memories about a cartoon meant to sell me toys

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cakefarts Carol posted:

michael bay is bad because he ruined my memories about a cartoon meant to sell me toys

yes, that is what people are saying. Nailed it in one.

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


nickhimself posted:

maybe just enjoy tv/movies/music you find enjoyable and let other people do the same

If bad, low effort movies make oodles of money, more of them will get made and less actually good movies get made. Do not accept garbage. Save the movies.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Transformers made way more money in China than it did in the US, so maybe it's time to accept that you're just not the target market and move on with your life.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Who will give me identity if not the brands i consume

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
The best transformer movie is the first one fite me



while signing You Got the Touch

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Who will give me identity if not the brands i consume

Settle down, Ernest.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Who will give me identity if not the brands i consume

post in d&d

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
"he made it bad on purpose to own idiots" is something I've now heard in defense of Jurassic World and Transformers

Sometimes a bad movie is just a bad movie

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

This is art. :five:

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

"he made it bad on purpose to own idiots" is something I've now heard in defense of Jurassic World and Transformers

Sometimes a bad movie is just a bad movie

Ah, the Uwe Boll defense. Brilliant! I actually thought Postal was pretty decent. :unsmith:

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I’m on the fence about giving up movies and TV because I can’t find new things I like in the slightest.

Still got books, music, and memes. So what.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

So, if Michael Bay is a genius, that means the horrendously bad framing and editing in action sequences that make it impossible to follow the flow of action from one shot to the next is purposeful?

From what I hear... yes. It's something incredibly hard to pull off that has it's place when used sparingly. Michael Bay has the cinematic version of being an X-Man with the power to poop any time. It's great fertiliser, but you don't want to build your whole garden out of it.

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


It's absolutely purposeful, but it's still bad. Michael Bay is bad.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
More like Michael Bad

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

More like Michael Bad

Bad-rear end bad, or just regular type?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I enjoy the films of Michael Bay.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I love the falling train wheels in the world with all hover-poo poo in The Island.

You don't even have you know going into it, you just see that and go, oh, I didn't know this was a Michael Bay movie

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
before I make up my mind, how did Bay portray Vilerat in the Benghazi movie?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

china bot posted:

before I make up my mind, how did Bay portray Vilerat in the Benghazi movie?

He hid in a bathroom with someone and I honestly lost track of the guy portraying him after that.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
The only thing good about Michael Bay are the Michael Bay gifs

https://i.imgur.com/57SQfWV.gifv

Azhais has a new favorite as of 18:34 on Apr 9, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Did someone want some of those me vs big scary thing source materials?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/SI9Ye

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Karate Bastard posted:

Did someone want some of those me vs big scary thing source materials?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/SI9Ye

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010


Jokes on you, there are no more decent memes. Just steamed loss as far as the eye can see.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Motherfucker...

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

god drat it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmbo

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I saw the loss, but what is that from? :stare:

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Looks like a demo of a building. Well, kind of except for the crap piled on top of the roof. No idea why that would be there.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Sormus posted:

Batman & Robin is a great movie, if you skip every part that doesn't have Arnold making puns. And faces! I forgot how expressive he is in this.

Basically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

True.

https://youtu.be/SRH-Ywpz1_I

whoda thunkit
Sep 20, 2010

Rolo posted:

I’m on the fence about giving up movies and TV because I can’t find new things I like in the slightest.

Still got books, music, and memes. So what.

Maybe they'll make a meme movie. After all they did an emoji one.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

hhhat posted:

while signing You Got the Touch

Would you settle for Dare? It’s the better song.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal


I'm really struggling with this one guys

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








Randaconda has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Apr 9, 2018

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

rumble in the bunghole posted:



I'm really struggling with this one guys

No idea on Vegeta but Goku is standing there in the corner, saluting like a goober.

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

rumble in the bunghole posted:



I'm really struggling with this one guys

No but I found Waldo.

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