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Amazing Zimmo posted:Howard Jones "Like to get to know you well" is the answer to every question never asked. Things can only get better, friend.
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The Titanic posted:You're just one "blame him on the fryer fire" accusation away from that career milestone, friend! Don't give up now! I should have died in that fire. 
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Amazing Zimmo posted:Thanks to your new AV, I've got Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" stuck in my head. Haha... yeah I think it will have that effect for a while. Sort of lifts me out of the depressing murk of sunken misery and loss. Who's going to keep Star Citizen company now??
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Frank_Leroux posted:The question is, "How much cocaine did they do before making this video?" This is Florida, there is always cocaine.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I should have died in that fire. I think I saw this movie. I know what's going to happen next. 
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The Titanic posted:I think I saw this movie. I know what's going to happen next. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOoXdSbJ3w4
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Sadly I have failed to get the Employee of the Month star for 4 months in a row thanks to Steve on the milkshake station. Bastard's always got that thing up and running, its a miracle! I am quite willing and able to pull a Tonya Harding on that sonofabitch Steve. I accept payment in either gold bulllion or the appropriate amount in Swiss francs... ...or chicken nuggets. I'll also take those. They are so tasty.
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big nipples big life posted:Thread is full to the brim with fake doctors. As a fake doctor, I'd like to confirm this. Any time somebody has a problem and shouts "is there a doctor in the house?!?!" because somebody is injured or something, I jump into action and say "right here!! Make way!! Make way!" and force myself to the front. Then ultimately I say "Oh you mean a medical doctor. Why didn't you say so? I've got a doctorate in comical actions at inappropriate times. You could say this is my thesis." And as I'm pushed aside like a crazy person I'm doing the "Hey-ooo!" Things and pointing at people giving them the Ocelot finger guns.
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Apr 10, 2018 01:55
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Rest in peace Derek, doxxed too close to the sun.
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Apr 10, 2018 01:59
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Exactly what I was thinking. You are going to get into a wrestling ring and fake fight somebody jacked up on steroids until you get boxed out with a styrofoam chair. Thank heavens it was nothing bad like death coming to take you back for your missed special day. 
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https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/983456174682013697
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Apr 10, 2018 02:02
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Subforum should be renamed Derek Smart Memorial.... RIP Dr. Smart 2015-2018 died as he lived repeatedly doxxing disgusting redditors. 
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Frank_Leroux posted:I am quite willing and able to pull a Tonya Harding on that sonofabitch Steve. I accept payment in either gold bulllion or the appropriate amount in Swiss francs... If you don't take Bitcoins or CrobearCoins I don't want to hear from you.
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Apr 10, 2018 02:05
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I like to imagine Derek with reams of folders his special internet agents have dug up for him about posters or people who dared to cross him. Each day he does an Evil Dead style fight where his bad hand wants to press the doxx button but his good side usually manages to win. Every so often though he loses, and somebody gets doxxed out of thin air for no foreseeable reason other than that.  "No!!! No doxxing today!!! Stoooooop iiiiiiit!!!! Nooooooo!" *presses doxx button on random internet person*
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Maxim Number Eleven, "Everything Is Air-Droppable At Least Once" http://schlockmercenary.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries
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I can tell this episode will really take on a lot of hard hitting questions the world and population of Star Citizen are really desperate to find out about. This much open development should be illegal! 
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Apr 10, 2018 02:08
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Way too much irony, just way too much
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The Titanic posted:I like to imagine Derek with reams of folders his special internet agents have dug up for him about posters or people who dared to cross him. But does he bonk himself in the noggin with a frying pan? Because I'd pay good money to see that. Or I'd pay out in chicken nuggets, as previously stated.
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The Titanic posted:Exactly what I was thinking. You are going to get into a wrestling ring and fake fight somebody jacked up on steroids until you get boxed out with a styrofoam chair. No, he sent the Undertaker to do his bidding.
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https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/983503081303191552 Why?
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 "When you rebuild earth in full fidelity, will I still have to pay to live in my own home you meticulously modeled in game because you are awesome and nothing is impossible?" "Yes, of course. But you'll have to pay an in game mortgage on it too just like real life. Hopefully your space future job will be a better one than you have now!" "When I'm in my ship and I take a turn hard, will the water in my hot tub slosh around?" "Yes, but not only will it do that it will also splatter and bead in the air. Depending on what components the water splashes you may have to do quick repairs on a fried circuit mid-battle! Hopefully you brought friends with you!" "Will I be able to buy-" "Yes. You will. All of them. All the colors, too."
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Jobbo_Fett posted:No, he sent the Undertaker to do his bidding. Well now you're just all sorts of hosed. "As God as my witness, he is BROKEN in HALF!"
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Apr 10, 2018 02:16
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 Target's in my sights... *Zap! Zap!* <Player has defeated D. Smart>
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Guys, I am confused, if you post someone's first and last name, twitter, linkedin, facebook, home address, phone, social insurance number, mother's maiden name, and main fetishes... are you somehow doxxing them?
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Apr 10, 2018 02:21
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Why... not? I got nothing. 
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Why... not? Point/Counterpoint. I can feel a slapfight coming on.
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trucutru posted:Guys, I am confused, if you post someone's first and last name, twitter, linkedin, facebook, home address, phone, social insurance number, mother's maiden name, and main fetishes... are you somehow doxxing them? You say this, and yet there are people who think that once you dig up their linked in its all public domain and no holds are barred (to keep up with the wrestling theme).
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Apr 10, 2018 02:25
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The Titanic posted:You say this, and yet there are people who think that once you dig up their linked in its all public domain and no holds are barred (to keep up with the wrestling theme). Looking forward to when Derek gets out of kitty jail and starts arguing the definition of doxxing... again.
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Now we just need to get rid of MoMA and the thread might be readable again.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:Looking forward to when Derek gets out of kitty jail and starts arguing the definition of doxxing... again. Derek is perma’d
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The Titanic posted:You say this, and yet there are people who think that once you dig up their linked in its all public domain and no holds are barred (to keep up with the wrestling theme). Well, slap my rear end, call me Chyna and give me a hurricanrana! One learns new things everyday!
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With Dr. Smart having self-immolated, maybe it's time to rethink his subforum and consider whether this is really the best way for people to spend their lives. This was his show and now it's over.
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Beet Wagon posted:Derek is perma’d Just checked his rap sheet and what do you know
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Beet Wagon posted:Derek is perma’d
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Have you decided what your new gimmick will be yet?
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Hi I'm permabanned poster xxDerek_Smartxx...
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