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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

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Dr. Gargunza
May 19, 2011

He damned me for a eunuch,
and my mother for a whore.



Fun Shoe

"Die in the name of the Emperor, He-Man!!!"

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

Wrong goddamn thread.

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!


"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water sump, or it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence!

It is by my hand, you will rise from the ashes of this world Hive!"

For what a poo poo-head that Joe is, he'd make a great character for a Gang Leader. I'll have to nick this idea if a Outlander gang gets rules!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



:perfect:

Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid

Zark the Damned posted:

A good Skeltal musician, makes much more sense than the usual horn blowers with no lips or lungs :)

Winds of magic :smuggo:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Not a viking posted:

Winds of magic :smuggo:

:gas:

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
skelly musicians should just be rapping drum sticks against their domes

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

Holy poo poo that's my next Aspiring Champion model, my cultists need their own tiny Immortan Joe to follow

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I never understood why people thought Fury Road was Orky. It was an Imperial World undergoing a civil war but still obsessed with the preservation of human genetic purity.

I guess morons see ramshackle and think Orky. Kinda racist, IMO. :orks101:

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Apr 10, 2018

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
bruh

they literally have 'war boys' in fury road

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
They think it's orky because orks are synonymous with fun and cars made out of scrap and hope

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Moola posted:

bruh

they literally have 'war boys' in fury road

It's got war boys, Rictus Erectus is a Nob, Joe is a Warboss, the Bullet Farm is a Deathskull, the People Eater is a Bad Moon. It's all there.

Oh and a Painboy!

mango sentinel fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Apr 11, 2018

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
It's also got an afterlife-mythology and access to reproduction used to exert social control. It ain't orks.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
just because its not 100% copy pasted orks doesnt mean its not orky

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
Dem hoomiez iz diggaz.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


what a lovely day

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
We need to come together as one Apocalyptic family, we all want to ride on the top of a truck and shred on a guitar regardless of race/species

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
It would be more accurate to say that the Orkz iz extremely Mad Max

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

I am incredibly uncomfortable

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Orkface :(

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

adamantium|wang posted:

skelly musicians should just be rapping drum sticks against their domes

Too white.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Gorkamorka loving owns

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

*Morkagorka

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

AndyElusive posted:

*Morkagorka

Mods?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




same tbh

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Moola posted:

Gorkamorka loving owns

Has there ever been a re-release of Gorkamorka, I'd consider breaking my policy of not buying any more GW products for that.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Iron Crowned posted:

Has there ever been a re-release of Gorkamorka, I'd consider breaking my policy of not buying any more GW products for that.

The best you can probably hope for is videogame version that may or may not be a steaming pile of garbage

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
id bet money on gw putting out a board game style gorkamorka release at some point

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

id bet money on gw putting out a board game style gorkamorka release at some point

Me, hopeful: Similar to Camel Cup, divinity derby, or downforce

Reality: Made more similar to Talisman

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

If they modernized Gorka Morka and kept the same theme/style. I would be extremely happy.

Like an open RPG about ork gangster fights with rules that are better then magicless second edition.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Len posted:

The best you can probably hope for is videogame version that may or may not be a steaming pile of garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndLhrTw-wgA

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING
Gorkamorka should be redone in 15mm scale to better accommodate the vehicles heavy theme.

This will never happen.

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Ugleb posted:

Gorkamorka should be redone in 15mm scale to better accommodate the vehicles heavy theme.

This will never happen.

It's tough to stack 15mm boyz in the bed of a tiny trukk.

If GM ever came back, I would imagine it would use the 2017 NM rules and be a very limited release (like SWA.) I don't think it would work too well as a board game because part of the point of GM was the chaos.

Salynne
Oct 25, 2007


Who needs 15mm scale when you can just find old trukks!

Someone actually brought this to a 8th tournament last weekend. Who says hills don't have any purpose in 8th????

I wasn't even mad. Who can get mad at orks? It's not modelling for advantage.. it's a legit model!

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



General Olloth posted:



Who needs 15mm scale when you can just find old trukks!

Someone actually brought this to a 8th tournament last weekend. Who says hills don't have any purpose in 8th????

I wasn't even mad. Who can get mad at orks? It's not modelling for advantage.. it's a legit model!

I love those old models. I think Orks are one of the few races where you can look back at their ancient models and they still look mostly great.

Well, except maybe these guys.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

mango sentinel posted:

I am incredibly uncomfortable

how does this make you feel?



Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down

Tis but a flesh wound!

(It's the black Knight you humourless cretins)

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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I didn't think anybody needed to explain it

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