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I remember that urban myth about the woman who will only do anal with her husband if the Armstrongs' little boy Neil is standing on the moon.
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Platystemon posted:We all know what Michael Collins was up to while Neil and Buzz were hopping around on the Lunar surface.  The MSJ posted:I remember that urban myth about the woman who will only do anal with her husband if the Armstrongs' little boy Neil is standing on the moon. Godspeed, Mr. Gorsky. 
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Does he have one of those pens with his DNA in the ink to verify it was his signature?Platystemon posted:We all know what Michael Collins was up to while Neil and Buzz were hopping around on the Lunar surface. GWBBQ has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Apr 9, 2018 |
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GWBBQ posted:The morbid truth is that he spent a lot of the time studying to make sure he could fly the capsule back alone if Neil and Buzz didn't make it back. He should be in the Guinness World Records for having been the loneliest man in the universe for a few hours.
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I'm going to need hard evidence before I believe that one.
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Marcade posted:I'm going to need hard evidence before I believe that one. What about soft evidence?
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If it's soft after that much attention, he needs to see a doctor.
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Apr 11, 2018 02:20
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A new kind of ransomware forces you to play PUBG to unlock your files. They don't ask for money at all, just that you play PUBG for one hour.
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That's like the maximum range of a crocodile's recorded lifespan but considering the other thing you posted I'm assuming you're picking up Say Nothing's "post news that is only funny if it's true, which it isn't" slack since he was probed for being a weirdo
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Samuringa posted:
size of this lad; asbolute unit
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Aesop Poprock posted:That's like the maximum range of a crocodile's recorded lifespan but considering the other thing you posted I'm assuming you're picking up Say Nothing's "post news that is only funny if it's true, which it isn't" slack since he was probed for being a weirdo The Metro isn’t exactly excellent journalism, but it’s a genuine newspaper. Any mistakes they make are from incompetence, not malice.
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Former DILF posted:size of this lad; asbolute unit this is one of this things that always makes me snort when I read it
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I made sure to google the first one, "obese crocodile" is a surprisingly specific headline, it's real. The other one is just plain ridiculous.
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The article is a bit sensationalist Here's Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russian-woman-embalmed-alive-formalin-drip/ posted:Fedyaeva’s death remains under investigation, but initial reports indicated that a nurse mistakenly used formalin instead of saline to wash a surgical site. The patient was eventually transported to Moscow in efforts to reverse the damage, but she died a few days later. It appears that reports about inadvertent substitution of formalin for saline was correct, but the rest of the tragic medical mishap was misrepresented in many news accounts. E: at first I was wondering what is embalming fluid doing in a hospital but Wikipedia assures me that formaldehyde has some medical uses. By popular demand has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Apr 11, 2018 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:The article is a bit sensationalist Sure, but they were using it to get high, hence the confusion
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:E: at first I was wondering what is embalming fluid doing in a hospital but Wikipedia assures me that formaldehyde has some medical uses. Every single hospital on the face of the planet has gallons of formalin on hand.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Every single hospital on the face of the planet has gallons of formalin on hand. Wicky sticks ain't gonna make themselves.
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Samuringa posted:
quote:While visitors to the Hazrat Khan Jahan Ali Shrine in south-western Bangladesh believed feeding the crocodile would bring them good fortune, it brought the crocodile bad fortune, because it died from an obesity-related condition.
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  From a Pakistani newspaper on December 17th 1971, the war had ended the previous day    
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I want a sprats posse now.
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Who's that pokemon?! edit: IT'S PIKACHU!
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The MSJ posted:Who's that pokemon?! More like sex-atchoo.
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The MSJ posted:Who's that pokemon?! gently caress!!!
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same billiards 4 lyfe
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Pro click for those of you who enjoy cringe inducing newspaper writing.
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Samuringa posted:
I want to go out like this guy: Fat, impossibly old, and surrounded by worshippers demanding I accept their offerings of Things I Actually Love To Receive.
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Choco1980 posted:I want to go out like this guy: Fat, impossibly old, and surrounded by worshippers demanding I accept their offerings of Things I Actually Love To Receive. Being 100 wouldn't be so bad, either. Which is about as old as crocs generally get, anyway, so he had a rich, full life.
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Tardigrade posted:Right here in River City????? I aPpreciate this.
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I remember that story, that was the woman with the janky rear end above ground pool down in Seffner. 🤣
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22-year-old substitute teacher for a high school ran a fight club in his classroom.
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chitoryu12 posted:22-year-old substitute teacher for a high school ran a fight club in his classroom.
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