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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

PLEASE

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wrong thread duder

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Would. Literally.

I want to have sex with this cake.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



That's basically food hardcore porn

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

I was expecting this to be filled with ranch or liquified hot dogs or something.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
1. If you don’t put too much pineapple in the fried rice, and you make sure to drain it first, it isn’t terribly sweet or acidic, just a fragrant and fruity undertone that really brings out the meatiness of the spam. But yeah, sometimes I’ll skip it and use chopped onion instead, sautéed until it’s pretty far reduced in volume.

2. I want to get in that loving cake like a hot tub

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Okay now post the horrid chunky chocolate fountain

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
I just literally dry-heaved

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

I'd rather have a real lava cake. :colbert:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I mean its a cool effect and all but that's way too much chocolate sauce for a cake

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

The Snoo posted:

anyone got that cursed gif of the ranch fountain tia

Turn off your monitor.


Needs vegetable oil to get it to flow more naturally.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Now I want a queso dip fountain at my wedding. Just dip everything in nacho cheese.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Awww yisss! Speaking of people eating bullion cubes and meat products with stunning amount of salt:



I work with a couple of Brits, and they were talking about Bovril the other day. I guess this stuff is second best to the real Bovril according to them, plus the shipping's way cheaper. If I like this stuff enough, I may spring for Bovril proper.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
I always wished i was British so i could rock the forums name Bovril Lavigne

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I always wished i was British so i could rock the forums name Bovril Lavigne
This is now my Drag Name. Dibs.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


The Door Frame posted:

This thread inspired me to try spam, and I'm so glad that I did. Spam and eggs is amazing, that stuff doesn't deserve its bad reputation

:same:

Had a delicious spam and baby potato hash for dinner the other night.

Drawback: spouse is now addicted to spam, wants to order all sorts of unusual spam flavours from abroad.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
I had a spam and relish sausage from a cart in saskatoon once. Absurdly good.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cookamunga!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Aunt Beth posted:

This is now my Drag Name. Dibs.

You already have a #1 fan bitch :dance:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


uPen posted:

liquified hot dogs or something.

Oh, I was working memory care the other night and they served that for dinner. Didn't look very appetizing.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Considering the crust is already carb heavy, I don't like the idea of loading a pizza down with that many pastries.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos
Do bad food delivery concepts count?

https://twitter.com/veronicaj119/status/984084233831366656

Here.

Lasagna coffee worries me.

vektuz
Sep 19, 2005
Endangered Species

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Awww yisss! Speaking of people eating bullion cubes and meat products with stunning amount of salt:

I work with a couple of Brits, and they were talking about Bovril the other day. I guess this stuff is second best to the real Bovril according to them, plus the shipping's way cheaper. If I like this stuff enough, I may spring for Bovril proper.

I can attest that Borvite is okay, but its like a thinner, less flavory version of Bovril. Still good on toast (with bananas)

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Ziv Zulander posted:

Oh, I was working memory care the other night and they served that for dinner. Didn't look very appetizing.

Why though? I haven't worked at any place that didn't make everything resemble actual food apart from the people on a puree diet.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Bovril is the funniest loving name for a product, because it's a portmanteau of "bovine" and "vril", a ridiculous magical force from a ridiculous science fiction novel by the ridiculous Edward Bulwer-Lytton. It would be like naming a product Bacovibranium today.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


rodbeard posted:

Why though? I haven't worked at any place that didn't make everything resemble actual food apart from the people on a puree diet.

It was for people on a puree diet.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Jeffrey Dahmer just made me scream out loud for the first time ever, and it's not even about his human buffet.

Those people are animals.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Awww yisss! Speaking of people eating bullion cubes and meat products with stunning amount of salt:



I work with a couple of Brits, and they were talking about Bovril the other day. I guess this stuff is second best to the real Bovril according to them, plus the shipping's way cheaper. If I like this stuff enough, I may spring for Bovril proper.

I use it sometimes to "beef" up soups, sauces, stews, etc. But as for making the drink ehh.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

spankmeister posted:

I use it sometimes to "beef" up soups, sauces, stews, etc. But as for making the drink ehh.

A tiny taste confirms that it's pretty much like Marmite, only beefier tasting. Still mind-numbingly salty which is soooo good. Which is funny, because it clearly has no Sodium, and is made of nothing according to the Nutrition Information on the back.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

bike tory posted:

that's way too much chocolate sauce for a cake

I can't parse this sentence.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Mymla posted:

I can't parse this sentence.

I mean, it's not like it needs LESS chocolate sauce, it just needs more cake to offset it, that's all

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

Eh, I'm ok with shelf stable cheese, because you're not supposed to eat it at all

Ftfy


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

People are xiao long bao.




Unashamedly loving would :randpop:

Randaconda posted:

how does somebody forget about the best vegetable on god's green earth

But they already mentioned potatoes?


That's extremely my poo poo

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






I'm not going to even try to guess at the green stuff, but is that a boiled redskinned potato masquerading as a tumour at the back, with a boiled chicken drumstick lurking in the foreground? (The other masses are unidentifiable)

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


tag yourselves I'm the way it gets slightly greener over time

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