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Splicer posted:Why would you do this
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 12:01 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:So much STDH in this Twitter thread: The Room? Also I'm doing it, I'm going to give an anecdotal example; way back when Blair Witch Project was out, at the ending when the camera faded to black and the cinema was quiet, someone shouted "MIKE!" and everyone had a little laugh. There you go then thanks
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# ? Apr 12, 2018 15:12 |
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True_shit_that_happened: when I saw Godzilla, the first time the camera panned up and showed Godzilla roaring, some guy shouted in an extremely parodically gay lisp "ooh so scary" and then turned around in his seat to see if anyone laughed.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 07:36 |
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Problem with stdh in a theatre is it's always hard to believe. I've got two examples, but who believe me that they happened??
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 08:30 |
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I don't
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 09:04 |
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I waited in line for The Phantom Menace and when the Star Wars credits started someone shouted "oh my god I just came" which was actually the highlight of the entire film in retrospect
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 09:09 |
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I saw House of a 1000 corpses, and there was a long quiet part after someone was murdered. Someone farted very loudly in the quiet theatre, and everyone laughed. Highlight of the movie.
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Former DILF posted:I waited in line for The Phantom Menace and when the Star Wars credits started someone shouted "oh my god I just came" which was actually the highlight of the entire film in retrospect I bet he felt bad for blowing his load so early.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 17:26 |
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I watched (for only about a minute) a racist fight break out in a showing of the first Candyman.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 19:35 |
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Samizdata posted:I watched (for only about a minute) a racist fight break out in a showing of the first Candyman. Someone got arrested during my showing of Spider-Man 3. Not sure why.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:52 |
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Jurgan posted:Someone got arrested during my showing of Spider-Man 3. Not sure why. Wouldn't stop singing the Nickelback song from the first one.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 21:54 |
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i made a smart rear end comment during the credits of Prometheus and two people laughed. that's as close as i will ever be to theater stardom.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:51 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i made a smart rear end comment during the credits of Prometheus and two people laughed. that's as close as i will ever be to theater stardom. Was it something about a map?
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 23:02 |
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I have a real movie experience that owned: Went to see one of the Bourne movies with some friends and got very stoned beforehand, and it was at the scene after Jason like bursts into a window and chokes the other asset out in a bathroom to save Julia stiles. Very quiet tender moment where she's like wiping off his blood or something and somebody a few rows behind us rips a huge loud fart that clearly everyone in the theater could hear. Well nobody seemes to react at all which made it even funnier to me and my buds and we had a giggle fit that lasted a good twenty minutes and now whenever that movie is on TV I smile like seeing an old friend on the street
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 13:53 |
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Joining in on movie theatre fart chat: When I saw 30 Days of Night someone let one rip during a tense scene near the end. Like the poster above people were trying not to laugh which made it worse and nobody could keep it together for the remaining ~20 minutes. It did not however turn into an MSTK3K style riff-fest and nobody got married. Other than teens screaming during slasher flicks (which I don’t mind honestly) every other “wacky” person who won’t shut up during movies has sucked. X-Men First Class- during Beasts first big transformation scene- “WOW HE’S TURNING INTO THE BLUE GUY!” No poo poo.
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 17:45 |
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In xmen 3 when beast showed up for the first time "Wow, nightcrawler got OLD"
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 19:10 |
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When I saw The Matrix: Reloaded (what a waste of money) some guy kept loudly commenting on everything. Like "Ah ya, let's go!" type garbage. It just make an already sucky movie suck even more.
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 20:06 |
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That also reminds me of when I went and saw spiderman 2 in theaters and like at the opening credits spiderman shows up on screen and some older sounding woman goes "oh my gawd it's spiderman!" really loud. Like, did you go to the wrong theater or something, what did you expect??
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 20:17 |
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Went to see neighbours on an afternoon cheap day screening so it was about 20 seniors plus me and my friend. Got a ways into he movie and during one scene a guy loudly said "man, this movie SUCKS." Which got a decent rise from the rest of us. Later someone else asked if it would ever end and they started ripping on it Cheap movie theatre seniors are a good time.
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 21:47 |
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When I saw Batman Begins, when Bruce gets slapped by the lady, someone called out, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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# ? Apr 16, 2018 22:01 |
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During Iron Man 2, a group of friends and I were sitting in front a group of teenage girls. They were loud and squeeing like every few minutes. At one point, they get loud and yell, "OMG, Iron Man!". From behind them came a male voice, "yeah, it's his loving movie! Shut the gently caress up!" And then Albert Einstein married a Marine and they taught everyone evolutionary lies, and we clapped.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 04:17 |
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:That also reminds me of when I went and saw spiderman 2 in theaters and like at the opening credits spiderman shows up on screen and some older sounding woman goes "oh my gawd it's spiderman!" really loud. Like, did you go to the wrong theater or something, what did you expect?? Someone went to see Return of the King and had apparently not seen either of the previous two, because when they first showed one of the hobbits next to a human she shouted “that’s a little midget!”
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 05:59 |
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Isn’t “little midget” redundant?
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 06:03 |
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Well, dwarves are like big midgets you see.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 08:22 |
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During X-men: The Last Stand, when the Juggernaut was on-screen, someone shouted out "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" but it was actually the movie saying that and still nobody laughed.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 08:50 |
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When I went to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a classmate, after the movie ended a couple of younger kids got up on the slightly raised bit in front of the screen and started NINJA FIGHTING while the credits were rolling and we were both "pfffft kids these days get a load of those two karate kids ha ha" as 12-year-olds are wont to do welp that's my story about audience participation in cinema god bless.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 12:22 |
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These stories are all bad and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 12:55 |
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Biplane posted:you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Well that's poo poo that won't happen
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 13:05 |
I’ve mocked movies in the theater before, but only quietly to whoever I was with.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 13:10 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I’ve mocked movies in the theater before, but only quietly to whoever I was with. *muttering* "This movie sucks, right Goku? Right Sonichu?" *nods twice*
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 13:16 |
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Biplane posted:These stories are all bad and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Bad stories are how you know they're real
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 13:25 |
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This is the first STDH where you wish someone would say “sir, this is a McDonald’s drive-thru.” http://jurgan.tumblr.com/post/142981273718/sohelpmedun-please-just-read-the-whole-thing
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:58 |
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Why do so many people think twitter is supposed to be used like that?
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 15:03 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Why do so many people think twitter is supposed to be used like that? This forum was supposed to be used for good posting but here we are
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 16:14 |
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Besesoth posted:This forum was supposed to be used for good posting but here we are I'm pretty sure that has never been true.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 16:16 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm pretty sure that has never been true. that's half of the joke
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 17:15 |
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Jurgan posted:This is the first STDH where you wish someone would say “sir, this is a McDonald’s drive-thru.” gonna be honest I can see this happening but I think the dude should have just driven away
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 20:06 |
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Arivia posted:gonna be honest I can see this happening but I think the dude should have just driven away They couldn't though, because - A] They couldn't reinforce their basic compassion and B] They couldn't get acclaim and reposts on their wacky story.
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 20:16 |
I finally found a true story! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr82dZpCr48
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 01:42 |
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911 call that definitely happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP8yy558Vo8
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