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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Armin Younes has been banned from the first team at Ajax till the end of the season lmao

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://twitter.com/ddirkinho/status/978303323286704128

lmao

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Oh my god lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:lol:

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Bayern is humiliating Dortmund

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


It was a badly kept secret, but Dortmund has been a tyre fire this season.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

shut up blegum posted:

Bayern is humiliating Dortmund

I'm glad

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
More like Abortmund

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
no wonder tuchel is next in line for psg

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


https://www.welt.de/satire/article175183997/Unbekannte-ketten-Jupp-Heynckes-an-Bank-des-FC-Bayern-fest.html

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Younes has now also been rejected from Ajax' 2nd team.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/982214026946953216

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
poop heynckes lmao

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol get hosed Leipzig

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
http://www.josimar.no/artikler/abuse-in-the-shadow-of-luxury/4779/

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Grass is green.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
Imagine being so loving greedy that a deal with Lufthansa is not good enough and you're willing to instead lend your name to a company exploiting people as slaves :allears:

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
I too would rather make a billion euros than two billion.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Niko Kovac lmaoooo

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ephex posted:

Niko Kovac lmaoooo

lol

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ephex posted:

Niko Kovac lmaoooo

Yeah Uli got his wish after blocking everything for half a year.

Sure wish he got a longer sentence just to protect the club lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Well, he's doing good work with Eintracht is a former Bayern player. It's not a name that makes anyone excited, but it seems like a solid choice. :shrug:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Kovac is the kind of manager Hoeneß wants (Stallgeruch, listens to his every whim), but not what the club needs (a continuation of the ball possession system and not some hosed up Sevilla on a bigger budget).

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

Sucks having 99% of German clubs be awful in Europe

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I'm not super excited about Kovac, but it could've been much worse. We could still make another go at Tuchel or Nagelsmann in a couple of years.

antidote
Jun 15, 2005

They're just biding their time til Jogi comes available

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Dunban posted:

I'm not super excited about Kovac, but it could've been much worse. We could still make another go at Tuchel or Nagelsmann in a couple of years.

My first reaction was "this is just a placeholder until Nagelsmann comes next year". I thought he was Uli's favorite, and just wanted to complete his contract at Hoffenheim?

And it's hard to imagine Tuchel going to Bayern. Wasn't he headed to PSG? If he succeeds there, why would he go to Bayern? If he fails there, why would Bayern want him?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Torrannor posted:

My first reaction was "this is just a placeholder until Nagelsmann comes next year". I thought he was Uli's favorite, and just wanted to complete his contract at Hoffenheim?

And it's hard to imagine Tuchel going to Bayern. Wasn't he headed to PSG? If he succeeds there, why would he go to Bayern? If he fails there, why would Bayern want him?

Yeah, unless he bombs super hard, Nagelsmann is eventually gonna coach Bayern at some point in the future.

As for Tuchel, well, it's PSG. No matter how well he does, if he doesn't win them the Champions League in one or two years, he's gonna get fired. Doesn't make him a bad manager, it just means he didn't live up to their ridiculous expectations.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

antidote posted:

They're just biding their time til Jogi comes available

Jogi will surely step down after winning his second world cup this summer? Not sure he has any business managing a top club though tbh

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE

elbkaida posted:

Jogi will surely step down after winning his second world cup this summer? Not sure he has any business managing a top club though tbh

Will do better than Klinsmann did.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Wagner :thumbsup:

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Mainz giving me hope :getin:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
HSV are still playing Freiburg and Wolfsburg. They can unfortunately still save themselves, and given how terrible Freiburg have been lately, it's not that unlikely.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
I hope they draw against Freiburg, that should seal the deal.
Looking forward to seeing Bremen - Dortmund in the Weserstadion but gently caress Viagogo.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

of course.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Buncha chumps, these Kuseners imo

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
QUICK NOBODY DEFEND

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Look at those chumps, chumping in one chump of a goal.

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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

lol

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