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Push El Burrito posted:I hope the next Spider-Man storyline is just a Chick tract. I too would like to see Spider-Man accidentally worship Satan.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:'Accidentally'? you make a deal with the devil one time and everyone thinks you worship satan
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Those first two panels must be so incoherent for people reading in black and white (not that the color helps much) Also, I like that JJJ referred to a Bible quote as something "they" say, those murderous boat drivers must have been part of his church group or something
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Android Blues posted:YAHOO! Spider-Man has vindicated my Christian faith! It's a part of my character, look it up! They don't call Stan Lee "King of Kings of comics" for nothing!
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ManlyGrunting posted:They don't call Stan Lee "King of Kings of comics" for nothing! You’re thinking of Jack Kirby. It’s Stan “The Cerebral Assassin” Lee.
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Even for NSM, today's been a rollercoaster of weird, fascinating yet totally dumbfounding events in a mere three panels.
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Apr 12, 2018 21:28
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Jameson looks like a 300 lb man who lost a ton of weight.
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Apr 13, 2018 01:47
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Connors looks like a addict swearing off drugs after a heavy bender.
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mind the walrus posted:Connors looks like a addict swearing off drugs after a heavy bender. that's 100% what he is, though?
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Apr 13, 2018 02:07
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  Two worlds, one family.
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This comic is too fast-paced and intelligent for me sometimes
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Peter: Connors don't take your The Lizard serum. Connors: Shut up, Peter, anything's better than being one-armed! Even being a The Lizard! Connors turns into The Lizard, fucks poo poo up for awhile, turns back into Connors Connors: Well I lost my arm, but it was worth it to not be a The Lizard anymore! Bruce drowns in 3 inches of swamp water
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for the first time ever, connors appeared in a comic without immediately chugging down some lizard serum. the only thing he did wrong in this arc was willingly associate with the parkers. heck, banner was vastly more sinister and villainous than connors was.
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The real criminals are the two dudes who brought Jonah out to the swamps for a thrill kill, then left him to die when the gators came for him. But I have no doubt MJ has easily beaten them off-panel by now.
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The End! No moral.
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JJJ running in all "I'm the greatest in the world!" out of nowhere is the kind of thing I'd think was an edit if it weren't for the gratuitously 1950s phrasing.
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I vaguely remember reading some storyline in Marvel proper where Connors admitted he was more cognizant while being the lizard than he’d ever want to admit, less Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde than he played it off as, and more him reveling in the thrill of getting to be a turbo fucker with little to no consequence for his actions because being transformed into an actual monster is a pretty great alibi. I don’t know how accurate that is to him in the comics or if i’m misremembering things, but it is what I thought of with this strip resolution. Connors runs to the swamp, dances at some crocodiles, slaps Bruce Banner unconscious when he drops his guard, then changes back before he has to suffer any punches himself. He had a fun weekend.
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I'm sure somewhere a journalist must have a bigger scoop than "a couple of green people fight each other but stop before anything of consequence happens", but I can't think what it would be
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JJJ: -the biggest scoop in years! Peter: What, that Connors is the Lizard? Everyone knows that. JJJ: No, that- Peter: Banner is the Hulk? Everyone knows that. JJJ: I meant that- Peter: Spider-Man really is a good guy?  JJJ: ...poo poo.
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Payndz posted:JJJ: -the biggest scoop in years!
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Push El Burrito posted:I hope the next Spider-Man storyline is just a Chick tract. 
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Beautiful.
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Doing Satan's work there boss.
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Since many religious figures are real in comic books, a Marvel Chick Track should really be more positive than the real thing. And by that I mean that every one of them should have the sinners burned to ashes by Ghost Rider's penance stare.
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Apr 13, 2018 13:23
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This is just a bunch of text boxes edited, with the addition of another text box at the end and a few small panel additions. It is also one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
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Apr 13, 2018 15:19
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How does this thread just keep one upping itself?
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I let out a hearty Satanic guffaw.
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The MSJ posted:Since many religious figures are real in comic books, a Marvel Chick Track should really be more positive than the real thing. And by that I mean that every one of them should have the sinners burned to ashes by Ghost Rider's penance stare. "Are you ready to accept your lord and maker, who happens to be Jack Kirby?"
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