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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i hereby renounce pepsicola and their carbonation policies

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Lastgirl posted:

I hereby renounce the Assad regime and take my vote of confidence back

I hereby renounce my butt and take my vote of confidence back


i will update when i have to poop next




Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Yeah

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



some twitter bots are all right

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
laura ingraham is a fuckin nazi folks

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

I hereby renounce the Assad regime and take my vote of confidence back

when you've lost lastgirl, you've lost syria :orb: :ohdear:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/984986385617743874

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Hi. I'm Moscow, and I am threatening Washington, London, and Paris. I am reasonable and have a pretty good chance of success.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm the flying and loving trump / Putin fan fic

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



gotta make a little mess before youc an build something beautiful

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the men on bbc are visibly annoyed the bombing wasn't bigger

the US aren't the only bloodthirsty ones right now

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



when's she going to get a gig on cnn

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

laura ingraham is a fuckin nazi folks

Yeah no poo poo

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
CSPAM I had a dream this morning that I posted in a thread accidentally (lol) where everyone got their name changed with someone else and I lost my posting persona and had to prove to everyone that it was really me and not this other poster!


That other poster was.... Tayne!!!!!!!!!!!! [THUNDER BOOMS, LIGHTNING SCRAWLS ACROSS THE SKY]




Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Squizzle posted:

people are super super resilient, not just individually (tho we are) but more in groups, and from the first paintings up thru writing and art and math and even shadows burnt into japanese landscapes weve been able to pass down our life thru our children but also our thoughts and feelings and created evidence of ourselves thru recordings

the immortality thru children honestly favors parts of human nature we might not love—we all have rapists in our ancestry—but the immortality of our art and artifice has a far more egalitarian bent. we are the grandchildren of conquerors but can read the poetry of the heretics and the oppressed

time is long, and humanity will prob endure for a long, long, long existence hence. and whoever births the children are that grow in the future, theyre growing in a world of culture and of record birthed from all of us. when we feel helpless in atrocity, we have to remember that we can invest the world w our sadness, anger, love, and knowledge so that others can learn and dont need to feel the same helplessness tomorrow. whether you create a thing or not, you are part of the web of humanity whose interactions give rise to the creations. show love for others, adore our mercies, abhor our hatreds. it matters

and the suffering that is already happening will leave its traces too. we cant un-murder anyone in damascus tonite, but we can share their stories, the ones they tell and the ones we learn about this bombing campaign. we can send at least that much of them forward so that they get their share of that human immortality, and maybe the record of what they have endured will make the next generation hesitate to do something similar

sometimes all we have are thoughts and prayers i guess but when you have nothing else they can be what keeps you from being totally helpless

drink

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

loving stop posting bitchell

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

dont be mean to me posted:

we should have clapped

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

is there anyone in the world besides the chuds who think this is about anything but selling weapons

I'm pretty sure it's about fox news telling trump to do a war to distract people from the piss tape, selling weapons is just a bonus

but we will never be shaken. we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. we shall never surrender. the piss tape, is real

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im amazed that we managed to get a drone to run on Gamer Fueltm

wonder how air refuelers deal with the carbonation

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lastgirl posted:

i voted sanders in the primary, i should have written him in

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Atrocious Joe posted:

the men on bbc are visibly annoyed the bombing wasn't bigger

the US aren't the only bloodthirsty ones right now

britain really wants its empire back, huh?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Imagining bolton fearmongering directly to trump in his nighties before he passes out

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Uncle Wemus posted:

loving stop posting bitchell

never~

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/984986111318659072

:guinness:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol remember a few hours ago before a war started that evidence came out that trump's attorney really did meet with russia in prague, like the dossier said?

because i don't

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Give this bot a TV show.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


c-spam trying to clap irl

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

loving hell

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm pretty sure it's about fox news telling trump to do a war to distract people from the piss tape, selling weapons is just a bonus

but we will never be shaken. we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. we shall never surrender. the piss tape, is real

:patriot:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Human Crouton posted:

Hi. I'm Moscow, and I am threatening Washington, London, and Paris. I am reasonable and have a pretty good chance of success.

checks out, gl friendo

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

can't wait for russia to fly their jets 10 feet closer to our ships

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Nichael posted:

when's she going to get a gig on cnn

she'lll get that bottom right square any day now

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

That DICK! posted:

what. shut up dingus. you got a smelly rear end

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/984984292865511424

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/984984790431563783

lool cuck schumer

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
TRUMP: Say hello to my little hands

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




*turns away children seeking refugee status*

"the only way to stop these children from being gassed is to make sure we blow them apart with tomahawk missiles first"

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/adamsteinbaugh/status/984976492265459713?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Just a reminder that there's a lot of false reports flying around on Twitter.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
What do you guys think of Jane?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
so is iran gonna say anything or

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

im so drunk and hungry. my kfc arrives in 40 minutes to hopefully kill me

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

*turns away children seeking refugee status*

"the only way to stop these children from being gassed is to make sure we blow them apart with tomahawk missiles first"

Michael McFart

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