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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i just remembered pence was anally penetrated by a horse on at least on verifiable occassion

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ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

pence's taint

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
hmm wonder why mikey was in peru

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
He may have also Assfucked by an rear end

or a mule


I’ll claim.that he was

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


bump

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

Top City Homo posted:

He may have also Assfucked by an rear end

or a mule


I’ll claim.that he was

It's like being gay in prison. When a man doesn't have access to a horse he'll do what he's got to do.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


1982 Subaru Brat posted:

It's like being gay in prison. When a man doesn't have access to a horse he'll do what he's got to do.

Congratulations! You Won.
Mar 21, 2007


THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN



after contemplating on the piss tape for many hours, I thought if a similar event could happen with pence

then i remembered he likes to gently caress and be hosed by horses

so maybe there's a horse tape?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Mike Pence's Stud Services

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Mike Pence Services Studs

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Best Giraffe posted:

Mike Pence Services Studs

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I was reminded

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Mike Pence had a very long and confusing conversation with Tom Hiddleston.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pence will make anime real

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
mike pence's face when looking at sleipnir

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Lord of Pie posted:

I was reminded



wasn't loki technically slepnir's mother in the myths

and if so is mike pence actually a follower of asatru

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Pikavangelist posted:

wasn't loki technically slepnir's mother in the myths

and if so is mike pence actually a follower of asatru

mike pence does not penetrate horses he powerbottoms them with his vice presidential o ring

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
so im starting a modular synth and one of the things I'm getting is this

read the description to see why every time I'll use it I'll be reminded of mike pence

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Pikavangelist posted:

wasn't loki technically slepnir's mother in the myths

and if so is mike pence actually a follower of asatru

Yup, Loki swapped gender all the drat time, including giving birth to Sleipnir.

I shudder to think what the love child of Pence and a horse would look like.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Q: Has mike pence been discovered yet in the bestiality porn site leaks?

A: NO, Mike Pence is strictly hosed by horses he gets jealous looking at others doing so.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

My Cuck Dad posted:

Yup, Loki swapped gender all the drat time, including giving birth to Sleipnir.

I shudder to think what the love child of Pence and a horse would look like.

maybe pence swaps gender when he's being penetrated by 18 inches of pulsing raw horse meat

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


crosspost from tormp thred

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
what the... the VICE PRESIDENT of the united states hosed A HORSE?????

that is

I can't even

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Chokes McGee posted:

what the... the VICE PRESIDENT of the united states hosed A HORSE?????

that is

I can't even

Believe it, because it's a miracle that pence's rectum hasn't prolapsed from all the vigorous pony fuckin

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

I hear, remember, and obey

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Hey guys not sure if you're aware of this but Mike Pence fucks horses

Just FYI

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Lord of Pie posted:

crosspost from tormp thred

:eyepoop:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
tfw you just nutted into mike pence

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Gringostar posted:

tfw you just nutted into mike pence



you sure that's a male horse

I only see four legs

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Gringostar posted:

tfw you just nutted into mike pence



Look at this scrub thinking Pence fucks Shetland ponies.

Pence saves himself for only the finest purebred stallions.

Tactless Ogre
Oct 31, 2011

Retromancer posted:

Look at this scrub thinking Pence fucks Shetland ponies.

Pence saves himself for only the finest purebred stallions.

Stiff cocks have no conscience. Pence takes what he can get or give what he can give.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


One of my friends just commented that Studfinder sounded like a horsebreeding app and uh

Now they are aware

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
just learned that loki, the norse trickster god, hosed a horse named svadilfari repeatedly

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Tactless Ogre posted:

Stiff cocks have no conscience. Pence takes what he can get or give what he can give.

Pence's anus is so slack and loose that a pony wouldn't do anything for him at this point. It would just leave everyone disappointed.

Maybe when Pence was a young man, a man in his horse loving prime, who had the virility and colon elasticity of a 25 year old, maybe. Those days have passed.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Retromancer posted:

Those days have passed.

this is NOT TRUE!! Mike Pence is still an EXPERT at taking horse cock of all shapes and sizes!! His EXTREMELY VIRILE COLON is a medical MIRACLE.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
at his age his growing prostate has tightened things up nicely

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

them horses wreck pence's seat, til his colon meat is hangin' to his feet

but it's like a rubber band it just snaps back up within a few seconds like FWIP

and voila, he's nice and tight for next time

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Feranon posted:

them horses wreck pence's seat, til his colon meat is hangin' to his feet

but it's like a rubber band it just snaps back up within a few seconds like FWIP

and voila, he's nice and tight for next time

THE AMAZING COLON OF OUR VICE PRESIDENT MICHAEL PENCE

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Retromancer posted:

Pence's anus is so slack and loose that a pony wouldn't do anything for him at this point. It would just leave everyone disappointed.

Maybe when Pence was a young man, a man in his horse loving prime, who had the virility and colon elasticity of a 25 year old, maybe. Those days have passed.

he's no goatman

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
free real estate guy waving you in, but instead of saying “piss tape is real” before :smug: it’s “mike pence hosed a horse

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