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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Oh my loving god the punchline to that first video, this is some THE GODS KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE level poo poo.

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Grey Fox posted:

Far Cry 5 is out and it has some special moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bGQteg4KUM
I guess some people do fall down a lot.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I laughed when she got into the car and drove away.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

FactsAreUseless posted:

I laughed when she got into the car and drove away.

I really thought for sure she was going to crash right into that big pine tree, but it's still an excellent video otherwise.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Bread Liar
That one final Euhhhh at the very end slayed me.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/vwfz1v3.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bwt52AGVvo

https://i.imgur.com/XW61kWx.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/g0jObxo.gifv

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/itJbXLe.mp4

"Turkeys are too strong."

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Disasters trying to cook a turkey are just a normal part of American life. Read a local news report around Thanksgiving.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
experienced some farcry glitches but nothing too hilarious yet. I started cheating about 20h in and now the enemies don't see me and it makes for some hilarious combat as they're all confused about why their bro's keep dying. Few missions have been broken and required restarts including Faith Seed's final battle which wouldn't trigger because I was in a chopper and finished some other mission while I was supposed to be trippin on bliss.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

half turkey, half cucco.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

There's a reason Ben Franklin wanted the Turkey to be the official bird of the US

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tuxedo Ted posted:

There's a reason Ben Franklin wanted the Turkey to be the official bird of the US

turkey is majestic af and tasty, bald eagle is a trash bird

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/bCGgR7X.mp4

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Fuckin' ref's just gonna ignore this totally illegal physical ascension into paradise bullshit?! poo poo's fixed, man.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Detective Thompson posted:

Fuckin' ref's just gonna ignore this totally illegal physical ascension into paradise bullshit?! poo poo's fixed, man.

Hey, if he didn't see it, it didn't happen.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

haveblue posted:

Hey, if he didn't see it, it didn't happen.

I told you hiring Didymus to ref was a bad idea

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
At least the spectators give a polite applause.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Kennel posted:

At least the spectators give a polite applause.

Dunno how they are so cool with it. I would have gone through the roof.

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

No ducktales moon level music. 1/10. :colbert:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

The Wurst Poster posted:

No ducktales moon level music. 1/10. :colbert:

I did this for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FB4mo0nXF8

(Also apparently the default video title in "pictures" movie maker is your Microsoft profile name -- I did the same with Steam back in the day)

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Detective Thompson posted:

Fuckin' ref's just gonna ignore this totally illegal physical ascension into paradise bullshit?! poo poo's fixed, man.

It's like Air Bud. There's no rules specifically prohibiting ascending to the heavens and taking your opponent with you. And out of bounds only considers the borders of the ring, all space above it within that border is technically fair game.

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

I did this for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FB4mo0nXF8

(Also apparently the default video title in "pictures" movie maker is your Microsoft profile name -- I did the same with Steam back in the day)

Now I can die happy! :woop:

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Metal Geir Skogul posted:


(Also apparently the default video title in "pictures" movie maker is your Microsoft profile name -- I did the same with Steam back in the day)

I am impressed your parents had the foresight to name you in a way to burn steam.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

there's something very graceful about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq6bn1o4P6U

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
Some hosed up things can happen when trying to do 100% as fast as possible


from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hr8BYVx6W8

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Huzzah! posted:

Some hosed up things can happen when trying to do 100% as fast as possible


from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hr8BYVx6W8

That glitch is a classic. I don’t know what’s weirder, that that glitch was a routing obstacle, or that rear end Chest is a major part of the route. Wrong warping really hosed this game up hardcore.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


wrong thread

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
One of the new routes they were planning to use would have added 413 days to the run time before they changed it. Thats just crazy.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSDicLXNzI

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Huzzah! posted:

Some hosed up things can happen when trying to do 100% as fast as possible


from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hr8BYVx6W8

I am so upset at the way this guy speaks

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Bread Liar
Here's a blast from the past - Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

The final boss was an undead giant in spiky Lambton worm-style armour. A real pain in the arse who took forever to kill.

You got to the boss arena after passing through a small cave just as the nazis finished bringing him back from the dead. As soon as you stepped through the cave mouth it would collapse in a mini avalanche and a tonne of rubble would block it all off, leaving you trapped in the boss arena with a very large, very angry proto-nazi.

So, one time I got to the final fight with practically no health or ammo left and decided to stay in the cave for a bit, desperately trying to think of a way to kill him with the little I had.

I managed to accidentally trigger the cutscene where the big boss was resurrected without leaving the cave. He got up and made a beeline for me. Naturally I tried to bravely hide under a table, but he got wedged in the low entrance and started pelting me with flaming ghost skulls.

I ran out of the cave to get away, triggering the scripted avalanche, instantly crushing him to death.

Victory!


It was on that day I first learned the beauty of cheesing boss fights.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Dwarf Fortress dev log:

quote:

I'm also planning on toning down the memories from seeing little corpse bits like teeth which can now traumatize people for the rest of their lives

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Poor Urist, thought of teeth and died

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Poor Urist, thought of teeth and died

It gets better. This is a thing that posted re: that:



I just love the one positive thought about felling a tree, there. :iit: :iit: :jeb: :iit: :iit: :iit:

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

neogeo0823 posted:

It gets better. This is a thing that posted re: that:



I just love the one positive thought about felling a tree, there. :iit: :iit: :jeb: :iit: :iit: :iit:

Wow. Dead elves make for nice patterns on that screen. Not that you wouldn’t want to maximize the number of dead elves already.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


PYF game glitch: he was horrified after seeing a elf's dead body.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Double Punctuation posted:

Wow. Dead elves make for nice patterns on that screen. Not that you wouldn’t want to maximize the number of dead elves already.

i think the idea is that he's reacting individually to each body part of a single dead elf

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

I notice that the more death he is exposed to, the less often it causes him to feel anything. Is that intentional? Given that this is Dwarf Fortress, I have to ikagine that there is a robust system in place for people becoming desensitized to death.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ariong posted:

I notice that the more death he is exposed to, the less often it causes him to feel anything. Is that intentional? Given that this is Dwarf Fortress, I have to ikagine that there is a robust system in place for people becoming desensitized to death.

Yeah. At first they are shocked and will sometimes stop working and just stand there or run the other way because of the horror of running into corpses. The more they see the less they react.

For a while they reacted to animals being slaughtered the same as seeing a person die, so you had to hide away your butcher shop to keep everyone from freaking out. Then you notice your butcher has become a stone cold bad rear end who doesn't react to anything anymore. So you move your butcher shop into the middle of the busiest hallway. Sadly that was not intended and got fixed pretty fast.


You can still put corpse stockpiles around where dwarfs will see to get them desensitised. You have to be careful about where though, because dwarfs aren't the only ones who react. It was funny the first time a squad of invading goblins got scared off by my corpse stockpiles. Less funny when I noticed I hadn't gotten a trade caravan in over a year. I kept getting the announcement that they'd arrived but they'd never make it to the depot. The heaps of corpses freaked 'em out. Sometimes they got so upset that the wagons . . . exploded? Just three logs of wagon wood and a bunch of trade goods on the ground.

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Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Well, you could, but this change to the emotion mechanics seems to have made traumatizing your dwarves a bad idea because they won't stay overall happy because they eat nice food in a really sweet room.

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