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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


You know 0002 is also a badass because (s)he made it that far without even needing to put a chainsaw on their pike

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

No abaddon
turn back

go even further beyond

He goes, but in a different direction.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Ooh la la, Mammon in a bikini

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Fantastic Flyer posted:

Ooh la la, Mammon in a bikini

Grandpa Dog wears nothing but the finest, most moth eaten old timey bathing costumes. The kind that are striped and have long sleeves and are ideally donned in one of those little dressing rooms on wheels that a manservant rolls out to the waters edge while you're in it

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I made a slight change to the alignment chart

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Allison should be in princesses spot and cio should be true dipshit, imo

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
well when you think about it,
are they not all in True Dipshit

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


I'm disappointed one of the axis isn't Dumbass so you can have a proper Furious Dumbass.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I thought the phrase was "furious dipshit".

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Yeah, you should swap "dipshit" for "dumbass" and the chart would work.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

No abaddon
turn back

go even further beyond
In a weeks time he will turn into Oglaf.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i dont really view the last page of this comic sexy. like, elements of sexy are in there but they convey a completely different kind of "holy poo poo" message

a :magical: "holy poo poo"

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



god dammit i was going to make a joke and the alt text beat me to it
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/985266677809057793

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Cowcaster posted:

god dammit i was going to make a joke and the alt text beat me to it
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/985266677809057793

completely worth the wait

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
I somehow doubt that they're the calvary.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





I love this furious, dumbass comic

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Okay, so now the Pursuers will burst in, and then our furious dumbass will manage to flee in the confusion, chased by the Pursuers, the {EVIL} crew, the priests of the Count, and Mottom's army.

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012
Cat-trap detector (and his cat) survived. It's a good day to like background characters.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

BAH GAWD!!!!!

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Cat Mattress posted:

Okay, so now the Pursuers will burst in, and then our furious dumbass will manage to flee in the confusion, chased by the Pursuers, the {EVIL} crew, the priests of the Count, and Mottom's army.

Not only does Allison have so many people trying to kill her they fail through sheer Three Stooges Syndrome, but she has from the very start.

I love this comic.

Jetamo
Nov 8, 2012

alright.

alright, mate.
Cat Master is okay. Everything is alright. :unsmith:

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



is the demon crew mad at allison/cio for some reason i forget, or did they just get separated in the massive amounts of explosions earlier

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Oh I see what you did there Oskar

Xand_Man fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 14, 2018

Tar_Squid
Feb 13, 2012
I can't help but wonder if they're planning to help, hinder, or just do the sensible thing and scoop up as much treasure as they can carry and then flee through the brand new exit straight out of the dungeon that's been helpfully provided.

( its not the sensible thing nobody in this comic does the sensible thing )

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Cat Mattress posted:

Okay, so now the Pursuers will burst in, and then our furious dumbass will manage to flee in the confusion, chased by the Pursuers, the {EVIL} crew, the priests of the Count, and Mottom's army.

I can't think of a better way to get this Third Conquest going than ever larger, murderous groups of people/things chasing after Allison.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

ekeog posted:

is the demon crew mad at allison/cio for some reason i forget, or did they just get separated in the massive amounts of explosions earlier

My assumption is that the only reason they joined with Allison was to have a chance at swiping a key.

Mammon was the original target, but he's a little unapproachable now on account of interuniversal warfare. Allison, however, is currently in prime coup de grace condition.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Cowcaster posted:

god dammit i was going to make a joke and the alt text beat me to it
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/985266677809057793
Wait I thought this was supposed to be less horny, not more horny.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

ekeog posted:

is the demon crew mad at allison/cio for some reason i forget, or did they just get separated in the massive amounts of explosions earlier

She did abandon them when they were fighting the Priests of the Count earlier, but they probably would have done the same given half a chance so they won't hold it against her. Not like Cio who she had a chance to save but just walked away.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i dont think devils usually hold grudges about things like being left to die, theyd do the same

on that note im starting to get an idea why people keep hiring devils despite all the downsides, seeing as they were apparently all capable of survived the deathmaze hellblast unincapacitated

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



These are some top tier Bad Man devils, to be fair.
I'm pretty sure nothing will ever kill Oskar, though I hope he gets stuffed into some kind of small container and tossed off Throne or something.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

PetraCore posted:

Wait I thought this was supposed to be less horny, not more horny.

I wanted to make this joke ever since getting the preview page, drat you.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I didn't see the corpse at first and thought Princess was doing a little jig.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope princess stays w the party so that a) we get to see what fashion she dons next and b) we have a frustrated comedic straight to all the ongoing gay

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Princess upgraded from Peridot to Jasper.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

PetraCore posted:

Wait I thought this was supposed to be less horny, not more horny.

They went in a different direction of horny.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tarragon
Sep 30, 2013

Kai Tave posted:

I wanted to make this joke ever since getting the preview page, drat you.

Joke?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypot3CYECwE

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
"Oh man, I'm so glad to see you guys survived! If thought you had been killed in that massive explosion that I definitely had nothing to do with! Look, the riches of 111,111 universes! Grab all the shiny objects you can!"

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

A cheery fuckin wave

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