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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


This is just perfect.

This thread I swear.

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FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
On a related note, what the gently caress is going on with this water?



Did the artist say, "Oh yeah, fill in some lilypads or rocks here or something" and the colorist got confused?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
:asoiaf:

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

:master:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

God bless this thread.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


"I've figured out that Jesus is Lord!"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


"Supposed hero Spiderman is secretly in control of The Lizard and The Hulk!"

Admit it, the evidence is damning.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Okay I actually love that y'all predicted him saying that everyone knows Banner is the Hulk.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012



This is loving uncanny.

You done good, Fronzel.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Synthbuttrange posted:


"I've figured out that Jesus is Lord!"

What the hell is up with Connor's ...everything? He looks like he's from an entirely different strip.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
The Chick Tract version makes way more sense than the actual comic.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Hell, the verse in question even works surprisingly well with Dr. Connors in context.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

evilmiera posted:

What the hell is up with Connor's ...everything? He looks like he's from an entirely different strip.
They're just dipping into classical art forms.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:


"I've figured out that Jesus is Lord!"

Well he does now, you're thinking out loud.

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.




What's up with JJJ's detachable chin?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

evilmiera posted:

What the hell is up with Connor's ...everything? He looks like he's from an entirely different strip.
Kinda getting a Conan O'Brien vibe from his head.

Not so much the one-armed ripped torso.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Scoop: Spiderman's weakness is three or more alligators.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Qwertycoatl posted:

Scoop: Spiderman's weakness is three or more alligators.

Or two pythons at once.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

The scoop is actually that two murderers are masquerading as boat taxis in the Florida swamps, but JJJ doesn't realize that that's just business as usual there. It's a booming business.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

JCube going to hire The Serpent Society to kill Spider-Man.

Jetamo
Nov 8, 2012

alright.

alright, mate.

Synthbuttrange posted:


"I've figured out that Jesus is Lord!"

I spent too much time on this and it could be better but oh well.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Jetamo posted:

I spent too much time on this and it could be better but oh well.



It's hideous............I love it!

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Jetamo posted:

I spent too much time on this and it could be better but oh well.



If you're wonderin' about that silly ol' libel suit against the Daily Bugle you heard about on TV, just say, "Silly ol' lawsuit!"

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It's Howdy Doody time!

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Prediction: he thinks MJ is Spiderman.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Alhazred posted:

"Are you ready to accept your lord and maker, who happens to be Jack Kirby?"
They slipped the surly bonds of Earth and touched the Power Cosmic.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

A Life in Ruins?

This man was in the scientist equivalent of a crack house when we were introduced to him.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

wow the linework really got butchered in the scanning.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Peter is being crazy self-centered, but then again Connors just led him on another tour of brain trauma and swamp gas, so I guess it's fair.

And J^3 in the third panel looks like Bueno Excellente.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Has Curt Connors seriously managed to keep his identity a secret? No one suspected the giant lizard in a lab coat was the scientist obsessed with reptiles?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The details on the skins are giving me an Avatar Press vibe

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Zeeman posted:

Has Curt Connors seriously managed to keep his identity a secret? No one suspected the giant lizard in a lab coat was the scientist obsessed with reptiles?

I'm pretty sure in the comics at least, it's a known thing.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Welp! I was incorrect. Thanks for at least expediently doing that, NSM.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rival Paper Headline posted:

"LOCAL METH-HEAD WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTIST," CLAIMS ELDERLY NEWSPAPER EDITOR.
"Also he's a lizard-man, too" adds Jameson.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

The Gang kills JJJ

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
his spider sense is triggered by unwarranted anxiety

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That 4th panel looks like some :ducksiren: Electric Company poo poo.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
"Yesiree I'll just announce my plans to ruin a guy's life in front of him, his webbed menace friend, and a man powered by uncontrollable rage! In the middle of a Florida swamp after the last two credible witnesses to see me alive, left me for dead surrounded by carnivorous scaled beasts! Boy howdy is this a great plan!"

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Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

You know Spidey, Conners, and Banner are going to be at a total loss to stop him, though, until MJ whips in on the boat and is like "If you publish that story, I'm going to tell everyone that you conspired with a pair of unlicensed riverboaters to travel into the Florida Everglades and beat up endangered reptiles."

Also while she was away, she cleaned up Conners' lab, revived that beheaded snake, patched up poor Gronk, got Banner cleared of all charges in possible public disturbance cases, finished advertising her movie, AND joined the Avengers.

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