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hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

CODChimera posted:

I feel like we should stop saying 'there's no way Trump will make it to ____' because so far he keeps on making it.

Thankfully.

I honestly don't want the LOLS to end.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
War will be over by Christmas

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Mr.Tophat posted:

War will be started over Christmas

I think this is correct.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

You’d have to be crazy to boot him out of office, he’s the best motivator for change for decades

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

theultimo posted:

I think this is correct.

Christmas has come early!!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
War crimes?

First I'm hearing about, did you know about this? My legal team didn't, and I ask them a lot of questions, believe me. Many questions that, quite frankly, deserve answers. Not good. Not good at all. Next question.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hillary would've war crimed so much more!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Stoatbringer posted:

Hillary would've war crimed so much more!

She would have acid washed the air field! *waits for laughs*

That's not a joke, no joke

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

CODChimera posted:

I feel like we should stop saying 'there's no way Trump will make it to ____' because so far he keeps on making it.

Normalcy bias, or in this case more like abnormalcy bias

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Trump will go to one of those fully decorated cells for rich people. His executive time will increase to full 24/7 Twitter coverage. If anything the lols will increase if Trump is impeached.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

jyrque posted:

Trump will go to one of those fully decorated cells for rich people. His executive time will increase to full 24/7 Twitter coverage. If anything the lols will increase if Trump is impeached.

The lols come from this moron being in charge, not from him being a moron.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Flesh Forge posted:

Lol not one Republican is going to be willing to vote for impeachment and a conviction, Turmp is going to keep the office for his full term. I do think the Rs will run another primary against him though, imo that's a major reason Chaffetz and Ryan both are getting out of Washington for a while.

I think some Senate republicans would vote to impeach Trump to get them out of their hair. Just not fifteen of them which is what the Democrats will need after November.

And they definitely won't vote to impeach Pence at the same time despite being part of the same conspiracy since then we get President Pelosi.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Dissapointed Owl posted:

The lols come from this moron being in charge, not from him being a moron.
Pssssh the best lols came from before he was in charge and was just campaigning

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Dissapointed Owl posted:

The lols come from this moron being in charge, not from him being a moron.

Lol and the world will lol with you. Be a brokebrained moron as commander-in-chief and the lols will echo through history.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

She rarely tweets, but when she does :discourse:

https://twitter.com/SallyQYates/status/985276627197267968?s=20

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Teikanmi posted:

Pssssh the best lols came from before he was in charge and was just campaigning

Those lols came from the idea that he might one day be in charge. Thank goodness Hillary won.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Why do they have to be so scared of everything all the time??

Because

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985483513704124416
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985487209510948864
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985489930343321600
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985492862958698497
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985496023555608576
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985502053345751040
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985504808646971392


For those scoring at home, that's seven tweets in 90 minutes.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

holy gently caress those are some doozies. i feel like i'm getting dementia just from trying to read those

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

holy poo poo guys

I think our president is retarded

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
((((slippery))))

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012
Use often!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Use often!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Jestery posted:

((((slippery))))

(jail)

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

nice

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hahaha too many deflated lawyers!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Every last lawyer right now, according to Tromp



Deflated and concerned.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
At this point I think I'd need to see a certificate stating whether or not his brain is afflicted by worms.

Maybe it's donkey brains, I dunno.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More

Goodness...





paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol the lawyers one

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012

pacerhimself posted:

At this point I think I'd need to see a certificate stating whether or not his brain is afflicted by worms.

Maybe it's donkey brains, I dunno.

I've spoken to many brain doctors (too many!) they are scared they'll get brain works too!

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
slippery james comey and cheatin obama

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Severe risk of tweet od today. Stay safe out there goons.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Holy gently caress that's a ton of punishment on my balls for a Sunday morning, take it easy on them Mr. President.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

unironically nice meltdown lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/985483513704124416

lol "Comey got me elected, that loving idiot!"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Trump:(He is not smart)

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


*Marine Helicopter crashes into a mountainside*
Mission Accomplished!

*Plane load full of caskets*
Mission Accomplished!

*Syria shoots down 80% of our missiles*
Mission Accomplished!

*WH aide rushed into the oval office with DietCoke*
Mission Accomplished!

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