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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

The Moon Monster posted:

Huh, I've had multiple teachers say it was justice of the peace but all the info I can find online does indeed say ambassador.

You're getting confused. He tried to bring his own version of justice using a piece.

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Really decent Sondheim song though.

https://youtu.be/i8omQpWati8

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Slime posted:

You're getting confused. He tried to bring his own version of justice using a piece.

The Justice of My Piece, by Stormy Templeton

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
Wait how the hell have we been talking about president garfield this long and not posted a comic about it? From our good pal KB no less.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Ccs posted:

I did not realize Garfield was such a popular president at the time that they'd describe his death with rolling waves of grief covering the land.

He was a huge reformist. In his 1 year in office he managed to root out most of the corruption in the post office and started turning is eye towards the rest of the government at his time of death. He also had incredibly progressive views on black civil rights for a 19th century President. He also came from very humble circumstances so a lot of Americans liked him simply as an example of the American dream.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Last President Garfield aside from me.

And now some comics:


By popular demand has a new favorite as of 17:12 on Apr 13, 2018

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I didn't see the first two panels on the last one at first and it was actually funnier that way.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
It's funnier if you leave off the first two or last two panels.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Sunswipe posted:

It's funnier if you leave off the first two or last two panels.

also if you take out all the words

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

muscles like this! posted:

The best fact about the guy who assassinated President Garfield, Charles Guiteau, was that he was such a weirdo that he joined a sex cult and couldn't get laid. His nickname there was "Charles Get-out."

Oh there's no possible way that's right.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Brewmaster posted:

Wait how the hell have we been talking about president garfield this long and not posted a comic about it? From our good pal KB no less.



I just read this without reading anything else or knowing the context and I still laughed because it was garfield and a man rolling on the floor like a cat! Hahahaha!

Then I noticed the actual joke, it's even funnier.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh there's no possible way that's right.

It was the Oneida Community who practiced free love but was also really big on consent. Turns out nobody will consent to have sex with you when you're a huge weirdo.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

muscles like this! posted:

It was the Oneida Community who practiced free love but was also really big on consent. Turns out nobody will consent to have sex with you when you're a huge weirdo.

Geez, just kick me in the teeth why don't you.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


muscles like this! posted:

It was the Oneida Community who practiced free love but was also really big on consent. Turns out nobody will consent to have sex with you when you're a huge weirdo.

And this sex cult later became the Oneida corporation, America's largest silverware and flatware manufacturer.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Grevling posted:

I didn't see the first two panels on the last one at first and it was actually funnier that way.

Sunswipe posted:

It's funnier if you leave off the first two or last two panels.

A Moose posted:

also if you take out all the words

Hmmmm...

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Naw, still checks out.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


muscles like this! posted:

It was the Oneida Community who practiced free love but was also really big on consent. Turns out nobody will consent to have sex with you when you're a huge weirdo.

i just think about how terrible everyone must have smelled in those 19th century sex cults

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yea tbh id prefer a roman baths type orgy over a carpeted victorian mansion type orgy

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

i just think about how terrible everyone must have smelled in those 19th century sex cults

The Oneidas were into hydrotherapy and herbal medicine, so they might have smelled better than your average 19th century person.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

A Moose posted:

also if you take out all the words

Exactly! Show, don't tell. I'd post an example, but I'm at a loss.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





(idk why this one showed up on my google for "orgy sfw webcomic -porn -sex" but i like it anyway)

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Krankenstyle posted:

yea tbh id prefer a roman baths type orgy over a carpeted victorian mansion type orgy

decent post/av combo

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c2RTvP0bEQ&hd=1

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


here's a better skit.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

And this sex cult later became the Oneida corporation, America's largest silverware and flatware manufacturer.

I'm not going to look, but I'm hoping this is listed on their website in colorful detail under their 'about us' section.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
:eyepop:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Missing the final panel where the mom screams "My god! Who did this? Why would they do this?!?", and the the Ida Know and Not Me ghosts are running away in the background.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

The police piecing together the crime with a dotted line.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




No! Bad!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
SOME GIZMO

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

RAP
BAND

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

That’s shite. The murder-suicide dad one was funny though. And the fingernails one.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's cool that he put on face paint to go to McDonald's though.

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
😆

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