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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Calaveron posted:

Like, for what purpose? How is a plant going to defend itself against somebody wanting to step on them? It ain't escaping and it ain't fighting back. It seems like an awful evolutionary adaptation

There are some plants (I wanna say corn) whose pheromone is very similar to the pheromone wasps release when killed. It attracts wasps to come gently caress up whoever stepped on a wasp/corn stalk.

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Though it backfires sometimes. Case in point; garlic. When the bulb is damaged it creates allicin, which deters bugs and birds from eating it. It’s also what makes it so delicious to humans.

I believe peppers and capsaicin have a similar history. The younger a pepper is the hotter it is as a measure to keep animals from eating it and spreading the seeds before the pepper has matured and the seeds are ready to sprout.


Vvvv it actually can be, animals that die panicked release adrenaline into the blood stream that sours the meat.

Macdeo Lurjtux has a new favorite as of 18:59 on Apr 16, 2018

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Some plants can produce bitter/poisonous compounds under stress that may help deter being eaten. It doesn’t have the capability to tell the difference between being eaten and stepped on though, just a general sense that it’s in danger which triggers the dispersal of the warning pheromones.

Alternatively, dying in terror is an evolutionary advantage

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:


Vvvv it actually can be, animals that die panicked release adrenaline into the blood stream that sours the meat.


Mother Nature is petty as gently caress

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Though it backfires sometimes. Case in point; garlic. When the bulb is damaged it creates allicin, which deters bugs and birds from eating it. It’s also what makes it so delicious to humans.

And now we farm it in massive quantities. Being delicious to humans - A survival trait

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Sep 7, 2014

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ledge
Jun 10, 2003

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:


Vvvv it actually can be, animals that die panicked release adrenaline into the blood stream that sours the meat.

Citation needed, as anecdotally this is not true.

A friend of mine was killing a couple of pigs and killed the first one correctly with a single gun shot. The second he missed and shot half its jaw off and then had to chase it round for about half an hour before he could shoot it again and kill it.

Despite being quite distraught about his gently caress up, he took advantage of the situation and tested this theory that stressed animals produce worse tasting meat. This was done by tracking the meat from each while butchering. Then when it came to cooking doing a double blind taste test and no one who tested could tell the difference between the two animal's meat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Though it backfires sometimes. Case in point; garlic. When the bulb is damaged it creates allicin, which deters bugs and birds from eating it. It’s also what makes it so delicious to humans.

I believe peppers and capsaicin have a similar history. The younger a pepper is the hotter it is as a measure to keep animals from eating it and spreading the seeds before the pepper has matured and the seeds are ready to sprout.


Vvvv it actually can be, animals that die panicked release adrenaline into the blood stream that sours the meat.

Peppers are actually hot to defer mammals from eating them, since our digestive system fucks up the seeds. Birds can't taste the heat.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'd imagine that a side benefit is that if you eat a lot of peppers the seeds won't spend long enough in your digestive system to be significantly damaged

and then when they're, uh, dispersed, they're automatically fertilized

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's what you do for fun? Chase animals and brutally torture / murder them what the gently caress, that sounded like something from a diary of a serial killer.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

ledge posted:

Citation needed, as anecdotally this is not true.

A friend of mine was killing a couple of pigs and killed the first one correctly with a single gun shot. The second he missed and shot half its jaw off and then had to chase it round for about half an hour before he could shoot it again and kill it.

Despite being quite distraught about his gently caress up, he took advantage of the situation and tested this theory that stressed animals produce worse tasting meat. This was done by tracking the meat from each while butchering. Then when it came to cooking doing a double blind taste test and no one who tested could tell the difference between the two animal's meat.

Oh, I hate it when that happens.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Turtlicious posted:

That's what you do for fun? Chase animals and brutally torture / murder them what the gently caress, that sounded like something from a diary of a serial killer.

I don't think he mentioned it being fun or on purpose

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
He said they were killing pigs?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Turtlicious posted:

He said they were killing pigs?

People on farms butcher their own animals, yes.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Also could have been feral pigs, and all feral pigs deserve to die.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Do not engage with Turtlicious.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Randaconda posted:

Peppers are actually hot to defer mammals from eating them, since our digestive system fucks up the seeds. Birds can't taste the heat.

Yeah, you can even feed chickens on steady diet of peppers and then they lay eggs with spicy yolks.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Randaconda posted:

Peppers are actually hot to defer mammals from eating them, since our digestive system fucks up the seeds. Birds can't taste the heat.

My Dad used to have a parrot, it loved to eat tiny dried nuclear chillies.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dewgy posted:

People on farms butcher their own animals, yes.

Generally not with firearms

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


Because a bullet to the brain is somehow more barbaric than cutting its throat? Don't be dense.You can accidentally make a mistake no matter which normally humane method you use, it wasn't intentional.

Agent355 has a new favorite as of 22:35 on Apr 16, 2018

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Cutting the throat isn't about humane(ness?), it's to exsanguinate, the first step in butchering the animal for meat.

Randaconda posted:

Peppers are actually hot to defer mammals from eating them, since our digestive system fucks up the seeds. Birds can't taste the heat.

Also why I'm 90% sure most Spanish speakers call Sparrows 'Chileros'.

Always getting into pepper gardens. :argh:

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Who What Now posted:

Generally not with firearms

Works for horses. :shrug:

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Dewgy posted:

Works for horses. :shrug:

They use guns at the glue factory?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

ledge posted:

Citation needed, as anecdotally this is not true.

A friend of mine was killing a couple of pigs and killed the first one correctly with a single gun shot. The second he missed and shot half its jaw off and then had to chase it round for about half an hour before he could shoot it again and kill it.

Despite being quite distraught about his gently caress up, he took advantage of the situation and tested this theory that stressed animals produce worse tasting meat. This was done by tracking the meat from each while butchering. Then when it came to cooking doing a double blind taste test and no one who tested could tell the difference between the two animal's meat.

I love that you are referencing a double blind test and still have the high standards to call it anecdotal.

The_end
May 17, 2014

Who What Now posted:

Generally not with firearms

I know a lot of farmers who kill the animals with a rifle bullet to the head. They then use a tractor to pick it up by the hind legs then slice the throat open to allow for blood to flow out.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dewgy posted:

Works for horses. :shrug:

Horses deserve it.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Randaconda posted:

Peppers are actually hot to defer mammals from eating them, since our digestive system fucks up the seeds. Birds can't taste the heat.

The theory is that they also tend to be very brightly colored to attract things that want to eat them. Mammals go "wow, gently caress those things" while birds are all "gently caress YEAH LET ME BITE THAT!!"

It's really interesting how different things affect different creatures. Caffeine is actually a chemical defense against bugs. It completely and totally wrecks their nervous system.

To mammals it's a stimulant.

Elfface posted:

And now we farm it in massive quantities. Being delicious to humans - A survival trait

Lions are endangered. There are over a billion cows.

That also isn't limited to humans, actually. Some species of ant will farm aphids. They will take very, very good care of them and even make sure the aphids never have to walk themselves to another plant. Why? It's because aphids poop out sweet stuff that ants loving love. As long as there's ants there'll be aphids and the ants will made damned sure of that.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

ledge posted:

Citation needed, as anecdotally this is not true.

http://www.fao.org/docrep/003/x6909e/x6909e04.htm

Citation provided.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

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swickles posted:

Yeah, you can even feed chickens on steady diet of peppers and then they lay eggs with spicy yolks.

God I wish this was true.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Crescent Wrench posted:

I love that you are referencing a double blind test and still have the high standards to call it anecdotal.

Yeah, although I do admire the scientific instinct.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSE_meat

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
its hilarious to see sheltered goons freaking out whenever someone who works outside of an office casually mentions a common part of rural life, like "killing animals"

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

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showering the grass
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sending smoking
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your friend a dog posted:

its hilarious to see sheltered goons freaking out whenever someone who works outside of an office casually mentions a common part of rural life, like "killing animals"

It just seems inhumane to kill animals when you could just buy meat from the grocery store...

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

It just seems inhumane to kill animals when you could just buy meat from the grocery store...

i cant believe he shot them.... with a gun.... that was NOT in the ROE

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Milo and POTUS posted:

God I wish this was true.

https://www.newworlder.com/article/3959/dan-barber-feeds-his-chickens-red-peppers-to-make-red-eggs

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Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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ledge
Jun 10, 2003

Crescent Wrench posted:

I love that you are referencing a double blind test and still have the high standards to call it anecdotal.

Well, it is just my friend's word, and though he's scientifically minded his methods may have been lacking. Also I don't think he wrote it up and it definitely hasn't been peer reviewed.

ledge
Jun 10, 2003


That doesn't include any taste testing as far as I could see. Maybe he was tasting the meat soon enough after killing that the effects of stress weren't pronounced.

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

Who What Now posted:

Generally not with firearms

Home kill of pigs and cattle is generally by firearm.

I've raised pigs myself a few times, and by the time they are ready to kill and butcher, there's no loving way I'd attempt to slit their throats. Pigs are pretty strong.

We have got in a homekill specialist who shoots them. This is into their skull at point blank range. Death is extremely quick and seems about as painfree a way to go as is possible. He then slits their throat so they can bleed out.

Much nicer than going to a slaughterhouse, that's for sure.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

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You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Though it backfires sometimes. Case in point; garlic. When the bulb is damaged it creates allicin, which deters bugs and birds from eating it. It’s also what makes it so delicious to humans.

I believe peppers and capsaicin have a similar history. The younger a pepper is the hotter it is as a measure to keep animals from eating it and spreading the seeds before the pepper has matured and the seeds are ready to sprout.

Yeah mammals at least aren't meant to be eating that stuff at all, but humans are sadomasochistic lunatics who think that's great eatin'. Checkmate, nature.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Ms Adequate posted:

Yeah mammals at least aren't meant to be eating that stuff at all, but humans are sadomasochistic lunatics who think that's great eatin'. Checkmate, nature.

Hell yea!

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