|
Mel Mudkiper posted:I straight up don't even know what you're talking about Your argument that Skippy is subhuman vs the vampires being nonhuman because of agency. It's just a little ways back. Perhaps you shouldn't talk smack about reading comprehension? PetraCore posted:No my thesis is that building a character from lovely colonial tropes is a bad thing. Which was literally said in the post you quoted as 'good analysis'. It's a bad thing even if it's later subverted. What are the stereotypes about nonhuman characters? Your solution to building characters up is calling them subhuman within 2 pages of appearing? And yes I called it good analysis, but I wouldn't necessarily say I agree with it completely. After all Skippy operating a complex mechanical device like a helicopter doesn't really fit the colonial tradition, or Mel's characterization of Skippy as a subhuman imbecile. Rather that seems like breaking from the mold as you suggest to be a good thing.
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 22:52 |
|
|
# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:46 |
|
LostRook posted:And yes I called it good analysis, but I wouldn't necessarily say I agree with it completely. After all Skippy operating a complex mechanical device like a helicopter doesn't really fit the colonial tradition, or Mel's characterization of Skippy as a subhuman imbecile. Rather that seems like breaking from the mold as you suggest to be a good thing.
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 22:55 |
|
You sure about that?Mel Mudkiper posted:No, its because he is a wholly subservient imbecile who is essentially owned by MHI and gleefully serves them I'm aware of the trope, and also aware that significant subversion exists in this portrayal from the little bit we've seen. Analysis written before reading is boring.
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 22:56 |
|
LostRook posted:Your argument that Skippy is subhuman vs the vampires being nonhuman because of agency. It's just a little ways back. Perhaps you shouldn't talk smack about reading comprehension? I called vampires nonhuman because I wasn't making that exact distinction when I posted, then you compared my use of the word nonhuman to Mel's use of the word subhuman, when we were talking about two different ways to analyze it. Because Mel didn't point that you you then said Mel was contradicting himself or herself.
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 22:59 |
|
Anyway, this is boring, why don't you pull up analysis or evidence for some of your positions?
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 23:00 |
|
PetraCore posted:Anyway, this is boring, why don't you pull up analysis or evidence for some of your positions? Sure. My position is that you aren't very good at reading. My evidence: PetraCore posted:Seriously, look further into the Man Friday thing, because I don't think you know what you're talking about as far as colonial stereotypes, or rather, you only know some of them. And Mel never called him an imbecile. Mel Mudkiper posted:No, its because he is a wholly subservient imbecile who is essentially owned by MHI and gleefully serves them PetraCore posted:Actually vampires in these books are also portrayed as subhuman despite their power because of the lack of free will involved in the 'always evil' thing, whereas Skippy is (at least initially) portrayed as subhuman because he's played off as a joke and fits into certain colonial-era stereotypes used to dehumanize people. Why are responding to my discussion with Mel about his use of 'subhuman'? He specifically said that vampires had more agency and never posted beyond this sad comparison. Mel Mudkiper posted:non-human suggests something which is not human. LostRook fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Apr 16, 2018 |
# ? Apr 16, 2018 23:04 |
|
This derail loving sucks. Can we get back to the MHI read-a-long?
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 23:29 |
|
JUST MAKING CHILI posted:This derail loving sucks. Can we get back to the MHI read-a-long? Yeah, LostRook got the last word in, so mission accomplished for him. Let’s get back to making fun of this unconsciously racist, libertarian hack please.
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 23:39 |
|
Do you think Larry is aware that Buffy the Vampire Slayer popularized his cutting-edge takedown of movie tropes with Holly over 20 years ago?
|
# ? Apr 16, 2018 23:43 |
|
That derail would've been much more worthwhile if it was a debate trying to figure out if vampires poop. We never did figure that out.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 00:15 |
quote:That night I slept in my comfortable and familiar bed at the MHI compound. The barracks were clean and roach free. I passed out within minutes of getting home. After a stop at the dentist in Montgomery to fix his broken teeth from Franks, Pitt and the best newbies have been invited to the conference room to discuss the situation. Julie briefs them on the dead guy in the house on the coast, Dr. Jonas Turley. As suggested by the contents of his bookshelf and study, he was one of the premier experts on ancient American cultures from Alaska to Argentina. His last book prepared for publishing at the time of his dead was on Native American religious sites and their significance, the Places of Power that Lord Machado is looking for. quote:"What does this artifact do?" the senior Shackleford asked. Doesn't that just make you feel safe? They've checked the archives for everything they can on Lord Machado, but are coming up empty. There's a mention of how whatever occurred in December 1995 also burned down most of the archives, but Harbinger still won't spill the details on what happened. Milo says that there's one person who knew the archives better than anyone and could help them, but every single other veteran hunter at the table has a rather harsh reaction. quote:"Milo, don't be stupid," Julie snapped. She visibly paled at whatever the red-bearded man was suggesting. I had never seen anything shake her like that before. I guess there's some family drama in our future! quote:"We could knock Pitt out, and see if he has any more dreams," Grant offered. Milo finally suggests that they visit the Elf Queen, which causes Trip to nearly drop his croissant. They explain that JRR Tolkien knew some hunters back in the day and based some of his writings on their stories, but not to get too excited since he didn't always write it down accurately. Regardless, Trip is a giant nerd and ready to see him some elves. quote:The Hind set down in Booneville, Mississippi, a few hours later. Our target was actually closer to the town of Corinth, but Skippy refused to land any closer to the Enchanted Forest than we had to. He did not share his reasons, and Milo Anderson, who was leading our little expedition, did not feel the need to argue about it. Luckily for us there was a place in town to rent a car. Sadly, the only available choice was a Ford Escort station wagon. The air conditioning wheezed, hissed and died before we had gone five miles heading north on 45. Milo finally drowns them out by turning up the radio on cheesy Spanish love songs. They stop in Corinth at the Piggly Wiggly to pick up a shopping cart full of supplies while the newbies sit on the tailgate with sodas trying not to die in the heat. quote:Milo drank a Sprite while we headed out of Corinth. He pointed out a spot on the map. "Here is the Enchanted Forest. The locals pretty much know to leave it alone. Now for future reference, this area over here is known as Natchy Bottom. Do not ever go there. MHI has had a few cases in the Bottoms over the last hundred years. There are some places on Earth that you just shouldn't mess with, some out west, a couple in Maine, one in the New Jersey pine barrens, places that are just pure evil. That is one of them. That place is just plain bad. The people that live out there are pretty strange and keep to themselves. Heck, they didn't get electricity until the late '90s. There is some crazy stuff back in those woods that you just don't want to mess with." He did not elaborate further. You can see where this is going. quote:It looked like a trailer park to me, and a rundown one at that. The trailers were rusty and old. Cardboard served as windows in places. Garbage and beer cans were strewn everywhere. Milo swerved around what appeared to be a pile of used disposable diapers. There were a few old cars, but it had been a long time since they had been mobile. Most of them were up on jacks or cinder blocks, tires long since rotted away. There was no life to be seen other than a couple of mangy dogs trying to stay in the shade. I could hear the sound of televisions through some of the open doors. Somewhere a baby cried. Trailer park elves. Trip is going to have a coronary. Milo guides them inside (keeping Holly from trying to reject the invitation, since these are still elves) as Kid Rock with Spock ears kicks the dog off the couch for them. quote:"Queen Ilrondelia will be out in a sec. Y'all want a beer?" That was a mighty generous offer considering that we had just paid for it. This is a level of ridiculous that I can't help but laugh at, regardless of how offensive it is. The Queen is indeed aware of Lord Machado's appearance in America, and says that he was once a man who came to what's now Brazil back when elves were still restricted to Europe. He struck a deal with the Old Ones and ended up cursed. He wanted to turn back time to revive a lost love, rather than destroy it. She doesn't know much more, just what she's heard from her European cousins who don't call no' mo'. quote:"Do you know why he is here now?" Milo asked. She shrugged her meaty shoulders. Her muumuu had ranch-dressing stains on it. "Can you sense where he is now?"
|
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 00:24 |
|
Renegret posted:That derail would've been much more worthwhile if it was a debate trying to figure out if vampires poop. I mean I would think not since, as I understand, the blood acts as pure life force. Not sure if it leaves any waste products after being metabolized
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 00:27 |
|
Nice shoutout to King with the evil in Maine thing.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 01:18 |
|
Mel Mudkiper posted:I mean I would think not since, as I understand, the blood acts as pure life force. Not sure if it leaves any waste products after being metabolized Shoot, even if it does, it's liquid, so I would think it'd be all pee.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 05:41 |
|
Okay I want Trip to be the protagonist now.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 06:08 |
|
Choco1980 posted:Shoot, even if it does, it's liquid, so I would think it'd be all pee. EDIT: drinking lots of water makes you pee partially bc your body can afford to 'spend' the water to pee and partially to get rid of excess water if you're drinking, like, a lot.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 06:36 |
|
Choco1980 posted:Shoot, even if it does, it's liquid, so I would think it'd be all pee. It's not a pure liquid. It's a suspension with all sorts of protein-based substances in it. And, even if it is a carrier for life force, it would still have some solids and such that would require elimination. Of course, this is all dependant on what vampire mythos you subscribe to.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 07:13 |
|
So why hasn't this dude sued Max Landis over "Bright" yet? Skippy is clearly an Orc with his tribalism and love of Heavy Metal. Ok, the Elves in Bright were in the upper echelons of the social standing, but that film even had the "Pixie in the bug zapper" gag. edit: I know this isn't unique to MHW or Bright or whatever... it was more the Pixie in the bug zapper that stood out there and I just wanted to make a daft wee comparison. I swear there was a film that covered Vampires pooping and they did it like birds. Just a huge slurry of dead blood cells fired out their assholes. Drunken Baker fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Apr 17, 2018 |
# ? Apr 17, 2018 08:54 |
Drunken Baker posted:I swear there was a film that covered Vampires pooping and they did it like birds. Just a huge slurry of dead blood cells fired out their assholes. I've never seen What We Do in the Shadows, but it feels like it must be this.
|
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 13:42 |
|
Drunken Baker posted:I swear there was a film that covered Vampires pooping and they did it like birds. Just a huge slurry of dead blood cells fired out their assholes. The movie adaptation of Stephen King's Night Flyer had a vampire pissing blood, which is close. (And was seen through the bathroom mirror, so the hero just sees this stream of blood spraying into the urinal from an invisible vamp-ween)
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 13:58 |
|
LostRook posted:After all Skippy operating a complex mechanical device like a helicopter doesn't really fit the colonial tradition, or Mel's characterization of Skippy as a subhuman imbecile. Rather that seems like breaking from the mold as you suggest to be a good thing. There's a later book where the orcs throw a live chicken into the Hind's tailrotor as a sacrifice for the "tailrotor spirits" to "fix" the helicopter mid-chase, and in another instance one of the MHI guys admits he sneaks out to *actually* fix the Hind because the orcs "think welding is black magic" So yeah, pretty problematic Edit: my dad, the hardcore pro-Trump redneck, found out I liked the first few seasons of Supernatural and bought me all the books for Kindle, and yes, it gets worse. But they work for hangover books. Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Apr 17, 2018 |
# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:01 |
|
chitoryu12 posted:I've never seen What We Do in the Shadows, but it feels like it must be this. In WWDIS one Vamp spews up a the amount of blood that shoots out of Johnny Depp's bed in Elm Street because he eats real food. I swear it was like that, but out of a fella arse. I'll admit that maybe I'm just imagining it because I want it to be real so bad. Professor Bling posted:There's a later book where the orcs throw a live chicken into the Hind's tailrotor as a sacrifice for the "tailrotor spirits" to "fix" the helicopter mid-chase, and in another instance one of the MHI guys admits he sneaks out to *actually* fix the Hind because the orcs "think welding is black magic" Hahahahahaha. Goodness me. for one small moment (before the revelation that someone else fixes the chopper) I though that'd be a cool kinda blend of Warhammer Ork logic where if they BELIEVE in something hard enough magic makes it real.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:11 |
|
Professor Bling posted:There's a later book where the orcs throw a live chicken into the Hind's tailrotor as a sacrifice for the "tailrotor spirits" to "fix" the helicopter mid-chase, and in another instance one of the MHI guys admits he sneaks out to *actually* fix the Hind because the orcs "think welding is black magic" Current status: an ever-growing that eventually engulfs the sun
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:14 |
|
Drunken Baker posted:In WWDIS one Vamp spews up a the amount of blood that shoots out of Johnny Depp's bed in Elm Street because he eats real food. I swear it was like that, but out of a fella arse. Or, alternatively, they’re totally right about the helicopter-spirit and all the others, so the Hind’s regular crew end up having to fly it through a flock of geese every so often to appease it, and the company’s guns need therapy sessions with a trained animistic psychiatrist every few missions in order to keep working right.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:26 |
quote:We drove back into town to grab some lunch and call in our findings to headquarters. We stopped at a Subway in Corinth. It felt good to be back in civilization. People were friendly, the cars weren't on jacks, and I was relatively certain that nothing had urinated on my seat. Trip had not spoken since leaving the Enchanted Forest. We ordered our sandwiches and sat in a corner booth. Milo stepped outside for a little privacy while he called headquarters. Pitt asks for more details on what Milo suggested back at the compound about asking Julie's dad for help. He denies being anything more than the gadget guy and occasionally rebuking evil spirits, and complains a little about not getting enough respect; Pitt tries to use that to appeal to him, but Milo sees through it immediately and keeps his lips shut. quote:"You really rebuke evil spirits?" Trip asked. "Cast them out like in the Bible?" Oh hey, the most religious guy in a book written by a Mormon is the token Mormon! After making sure nobody else is listening, Milo tells Pitt that it's really obvious that the only reason he's so interested in what happened in December 1995 and the story of the Shackleford family is his crush on Julie. He asks Pitt if he can convince her to talk to her dad about the Cursed One. quote:"Really? Why would she listen to me? Did she tell you she liked me?" My hope spiked temporarily. Milo quickly brought me back down. Someone get this poor man a sex doll dressed in tactical gear. quote:"I'm not going to lie to her." The drive back to Booneville and flight back to the compound is uneventful. Upon returning and giving his debrief about the Elf Queen, Pitt is taken to task by Julie for not bringing up the Tattooed Man from his dreams earlier, and she stomps off to try and research anything she can find on him. Pitt is put on shooting range duty to help train the newbies. He picks up a new CZ 97B with an IWB holster to replace his lost Kimber (Dorcas makes sure the requisition comes out of his check) and stops by Milo's workshop that evening. quote:It was a corrugated steel building located behind the main office. All manner of tools and gadgets were hung on the walls. Drill presses, welders, machine tools and worktables filled almost every square foot of the large space, leaving only narrow foot trails to navigate through the mess. A large American flag was taped up on the far wall. Huge speakers mounted in the corners were playing Oingo Boingo. Sparks flew as Milo used a grinder on some sort of massive device that appeared to be a harpoon launcher. He lifted his plastic face shield when he saw me coming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuuV8p9N0rk Milo leads Pitt over to an automatic shotgun clamped in a vice. quote:"Saiga?" I asked. That was a Russian shotgun that was based upon the action of an AK. 6G15 is the obscure GRAU designation for the GP-25 grenade launcher. quote:He was speaking my language. "Don't these only come with five-shot magazines?" A few people have tried to make replica Abominations in various programs, or in one case on the Replica Prop Forum a real one based on a Post-86 dealer sample full auto Saiga. This is the closest I've found to the actual gun: They take Abomination out to the range, where obviously it shoots absolutely perfectly and the use of detachable magazines lets it reload faster than Pitt's hand trick with the Remington. He even fires some flour practice grenades and a few HE rounds to test out the grenade launcher. Milo officially bequeaths Abomination to him as its beta tester, which he admits is bribery to get Julie to talk to her dad. quote:"So why doesn't Julie want to speak to him, and why does her grandfather and her uncle freak out at the mention of his name?" Make Julie the protagonist instead. The reason Julie is so afraid of asking her dad, Raymond Shackleford IV, is that Lord Machado's plan sounds disturbingly similar to what her dad did in 1995. He wanted to bring someone back from the dead and nearly destroyed the whole state doing so. Milo believes that Ray just wasn't in his right mind and that he's the only shot they've got now. quote:Julie dropped her hands and kicked some shotgun hulls angrily. Her face was drawn tight, and she was frowning. She tucked an errant strand of dark hair behind an ear. "I know," she muttered. chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Apr 17, 2018 |
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 14:53 |
seriously though what's a cabbage point
|
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 15:01 |
Clipperton posted:seriously though what's a cabbage point There's a few places called Cabbage Point. Canada, New Zealand, the Bahamas...
|
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 15:07 |
|
It occurs to me how absurd Turley's "specialty" was. An expert on all native practices in the entire Western Hemisphere?? It's rare to find an anthropologist who's an expert at more than like, 3 or 4 groups of people tops.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 15:53 |
|
Professor Bling posted:There's a later book where the orcs throw a live chicken into the Hind's tailrotor as a sacrifice for the "tailrotor spirits" to "fix" the helicopter mid-chase, and in another instance one of the MHI guys admits he sneaks out to *actually* fix the Hind because the orcs "think welding is black magic" Umm I'm pretty sure their magic does work that way though in a sense, because throwing the live chicken into the tailroader actually did fix it, there are a few other clues hanging around that their stuff is real too. It's just that some of the characters think it's bullshit/luck.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 15:55 |
Guess the cat’s out of the bag on just what Skippy is now! We see some orc magic in this book too. Basically they can do things that simply shouldn’t work according to the laws of physics or make healing potions from mundane ingredients that otherwise have no correlation to actual medicine. Throwing a chicken into the tail rotor isn’t just a “silly tribe” joke, it works.
|
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 16:14 |
|
Definitely nothing problematic about Orcish rituals essentially being a bunch of poorly understood voodoo tropes EDIT: Also the fact that its an Orc is fantastic because it means Correia is such a hack his Orc is just a hodgepodge of Warhammer game cliches Like, Orcs in fantasy, in general, are generally one of the cringiest tropes because they almost always come with some seriously hosed cultural baggage. Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Apr 17, 2018 |
# ? Apr 17, 2018 16:15 |
|
Choco1980 posted:An expert on all native practices in the entire Western Hemisphere?? It's rare to find an anthropologist who's an expert at more than like, 3 or 4 groups of people tops. Must have studied under Henry Jones Jr.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 16:37 |
|
Of course Ork magic works, the only reason the Emperor of Mankind is still alive on the Golden Throne is because the Orks believe it to be so.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 17:14 |
|
Mel Mudkiper posted:Definitely nothing problematic about Orcish rituals essentially being a bunch of poorly understood voodoo tropes Kinda shameful you are attaching your cultural baggage & hangups on a historically marginalized & oppressed species that has been brutally enslaved throughout literature. Meanwhile here they are not only protected & valued as teammates, but they are treated with respect & valued as people. Edit: You really should show some empathy for their refugee status, especially after the horrific ethnic cleansing they'd been through. SPOILERS - For those who enjoy the trailer park elves, Correia wrote a short story about the heir to the throne here: http://www.baen.com/tanya sky shark fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Apr 17, 2018 |
# ? Apr 17, 2018 17:31 |
|
sky shark posted:Kinda shameful you are attaching your cultural baggage & hangups on a historically marginalized & oppressed species that has been brutally enslaved throughout literature. Meanwhile here they are not only protected & valued as teammates, but they are treated with respect & valued as people. This is just lazy enough to plausibly be an attempt at mockery or your genuine opinion, not sure which you were going for.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 17:45 |
How hard would it be to keep a second-hand Hind running in the real world? I assume helicopters need all sorts of parts and stuff, could you just get them from amazon.ru?
|
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 17:53 |
|
Clipperton posted:How hard would it be to keep a second-hand Hind running in the real world? I assume helicopters need all sorts of parts and stuff, could you just get them from amazon.ru? It also seems a little weird for a government contractor to be scavenging for a used helicopter
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 17:54 |
Mel Mudkiper posted:It also seems a little weird for a government contractor to be scavenging for a used helicopter I don’t think they’re a government contractor. Presumably the PUFF can be claimed by anyone with the knowledge to request it after killing a monster and MHI is entirely a private organization without any nice deals with government suppliers.
|
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 18:03 |
|
chitoryu12 posted:Someone get this poor man a sex doll dressed in tactical gear. This gives me some horrifying new mental images of the term "speed loader".
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 18:04 |
|
|
# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:46 |
|
Clipperton posted:How hard would it be to keep a second-hand Hind running in the real world? I assume helicopters need all sorts of parts and stuff, could you just get them from amazon.ru? There’s a bunch of dealers in Belarus who’ll hook you up with that poo poo - relatively above-board, too. Seriously, not kidding.
|
# ? Apr 17, 2018 18:15 |