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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Genderfluent posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/986301228337508354

Getting ready to meet President Trump of the USA, a truly fine Goodbrained man!

Pants first, then shoes- but in an infographic.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
That story about the entitled white lady in Georgia is a rare instance in this day and age where cops are good

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Burt Sexual posted:

Abe is going to roll Trump so fast on the tariffs it'll be funny to hear.

He'll back off on the tariffs once Abe agrees to exclusively buy American made bowling balls for those unfair car qualification tests.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/986303188587425794?s=19

Much of the media

Why does he always sound like he doesn't know English just slightly enough?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


abe's government is collapsing under corruption scandals. birds of a feather lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

piss tape israel posted:

That story about the entitled white lady in Georgia is a rare instance in this day and age where cops are good

Cop walking into that situation is basically the "space man with two red buttons" meme with one button labeled "side against black person" and the other "side with soldier".

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/986303188587425794?s=19

Much of the media

Why does he always sound like he doesn't know English just slightly enough?

because he speaks at a fifth grade level

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'll never get tired of watching this fat retard holler at the free press.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tumble posted:

because he speaks at a fifth grade level

He reads at a third grade one. I really would like to see him write a full paragraph long hand style.

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

Burt Sexual posted:

He reads at a third grade one. I really would like to see him write a full paragraph long hand style.

Why do people keep trying to spread all this misinformation about Pres. Trump? We all know he can't read.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I'm glad that that Georgia woman is going to be ostracized from her social circles like her bridge club and everyone in her town will whisper to each other whenever she walks into a room. Unfortunately it will be because she was arrested and not because of the things she said.

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer

NotWearingPants posted:

This looks just like some actor from some trashy sci-fi show I watched a few years ago, but I can't remember it at the moment. Something about time travel or traveling to other dimensions. I think it might have been Canadian? Can any Canadians help me out on this? You can't have that many actors.

Now it's going to bother me all day.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005543/?ref_=m_tt_cl_i2 ?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

WhyteRyce posted:

I'm glad that that Georgia woman is going to be ostracized from her social circles like her bridge club and everyone in her town will whisper to each other whenever she walks into a room. Unfortunately it will be because she was arrested and not because of the things she said.
It displays a drop in social status that peasants lay their hands on you instead of recoiling in reverent fear.

I'm talking about the pigs btw

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Trump gon serve him burgers and then have him golf cause that's the only thing he remembers liking from his first international trip when he first met Abe. He'll probably also demand he to take another pratfall in a ditch because that was funny.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

ScentOfAnOtaku posted:

Why do people keep trying to spread all this misinformation about Pres. Trump? We all know he can't read.

Somebody photoshop the notorious My Pet Goat photo but with Trump in the audience.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Genderfluent posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/986301228337508354

Getting ready to meet President Trump of the USA, a truly fine Goodbrained man!

a gentle reminder:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

no, but thanks for the attempt.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Burt Sexual posted:

Come again? I watched last night for the first time in like 5 years just to see him squirm. And that was punishment at one show.

Dude fox is jr league compared to texas. Like that poo poo doesnt faze me. Alex jones is a fairly tame texas radio show host, as an example.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

quote:

Three parents whose children were killed in the Sandy Hook school shooting have filed defamation lawsuits against Alex Jones, the controversial conspiracy theorist and Infowars host who has falsely claimed the 2012 massacre was faked.

The two lawsuits were filed on Monday afternoon by Leonard Pozner and Veronique De La Rosa, the parents of 6-year-old Noah Pozner, and by Neil Heslin, the father of 6-year-old Jesse Heslin.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alex-jones-infowars-sued-sandy-hook-parents-defamation-lawsuits-n866661

What a bountiful week this has been

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
lol Abe and his wife helped some guy steal like $7.5 million USD

gj Trump, you have a FRIEND

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Your Lawyer is going to jail, and most of your administration is understaffed due to all the corruption charges forcing resignations
You will be remembered for centuries to come as "somehow more corrupt than Harding and Nixon"

:tif:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Poll: Shinzo Abe's Approval Falls to New Low Amid Scandal Fallout

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s approval rating fell to 26.7 percent in a new poll conducted by Nippon TV and released on Sunday.
https://thediplomat.com/2018/04/poll-shinzo-abes-approval-falls-to-new-low-amid-scandal-fallout/

You just know Trump is going to pull out the Rasmussen poll and discuss numbers, right?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Poll: Shinzo Abe's Approval Falls to New Low Amid Scandal Fallout

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s approval rating fell to 26.7 percent in a new poll conducted by Nippon TV and released on Sunday.
https://thediplomat.com/2018/04/poll-shinzo-abes-approval-falls-to-new-low-amid-scandal-fallout/

You just know Trump is going to pull out the Rasmussen poll and discuss numbers, right?

Hmmmm...

Has Shinzo Abe tried getting angry on twitter?

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Democratic party oversampling is the reason for Abe's low numbers! He'd be at 60%+ if it wasn't for that!

Heffer
May 1, 2003

Terminally Bored posted:

a gentle reminder:


Save your career by mercilessly dunking on trump in Japanese. It's the only move you have left. DO IT.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

'Use often!' should be used more often.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Heffer posted:

Save your career by mercilessly dunking on trump in Japanese. It's the only move you have left. DO IT.

Abe in Chinese: Greetings Mr. President, you are looking well, nice to see you again. I hope we can make great progress on the NK and trade issues.
Translator: President Abe would like to say you are an idiot dogfucker that is making GBS threads up the entire globe. He also offers to satisfy your wife since she's never had a real man's dick.
Trump: :stare:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Terminally Bored posted:

a gentle reminder:


Cronyism? Like, giving jobs to your unqualified buddies and family? Who would do such a thing?

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Stoatbringer posted:

Cronyism? Like, giving jobs to your unqualified buddies and family? Who would do such a thing?

He had his underlings purge him and his wife's names from the transcripts of some internal discussion about selling government land super cheap to embezzle taxpayer money and then the guy who purge their names admitted it and another killed himself because of it

that kind of cronyism

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Teikanmi posted:

He had his underlings remove him and his wife's names from some discussion about selling government land super cheap to embezzle taxpayer money and then the guy admitted it and another killed himself because of it

that kind of cronyism

but her emails

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Teikanmi posted:

He had his underlings purge him and his wife's names from the transcripts of some internal discussion about selling government land super cheap to embezzle taxpayer money and then the guy who purge their names admitted it and another killed himself because of it

that kind of cronyism

So you saying we have a chance with Hannity?

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/986303188587425794?s=19

Much of the media

Why does he always sound like he doesn't know English just slightly enough?

LOL even Rasmussen had Clinton winning over Trump in their last election poll. If Rasmussen really was the most accurate poster according to Trump, then wouldn't they have projected a Trump victory given the millions of illegal votes for Clinton?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Teikanmi posted:

He had his underlings purge him and his wife's names from the transcripts of some internal discussion about selling government land super cheap to embezzle taxpayer money and then the guy who purge their names admitted it and another killed himself because of it

that kind of cronyism

Did Abe try saying "Fake News"?

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

If he's such a crook, why do they call him Honest Abe?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

NotWearingPants posted:

This looks just like some actor from some trashy sci-fi show I watched a few years ago, but I can't remember it at the moment. Something about time travel or traveling to other dimensions. I think it might have been Canadian? Can any Canadians help me out on this? You can't have that many actors.

Now it's going to bother me all day.

First Wave?

Great show til the addition of a porn star in s3.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Call Your Grandma posted:

If he's such a crook, why do they call him Honest Abe?

Even the real Honest Abe rigged his own convention with counterfeit tickets to become the Republican candidate.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Does Japan have a liberal deep state too?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Extra Large Marge posted:

Does Japan have a liberal deep state too?

Yeah, the deep state is where Godzilla is from

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Trump is so bad he makes us forget how poo poo the other leaders of the world can be. Shinzo Abe wins elections basically because the opposition is too fragmented for anyone not part of the Liberal Democratic Party to win, despite constantly being unpopular. Plus he's a shithead who refuses to acknowledge any of Japan's crimes in WWII as well as refusing to acknowledge the existence of Taiwanese and Korean comfort women.

In other words I hope he also gets hosed hard by his county's internal investigation

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

flashy_mcflash posted:

Yeah, the deep state is where Godzilla is from

George Godzillos

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