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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Jamesman posted:

Guy Goodbody's posts are significantly better than people who poo poo up the thread complaining about Guy Goodbody. You either find his contributions funny or you don't. There's absolutely zero reason to get so angry in a thread where we post cakes with penises on them.



I don't see what's so funny. Ethyl's daughter said she wanted a cake shaped like a sandcastle made out of dicks, just like that one little mermaid promo poster.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


How many Lorena Bobbitt jokes do you think were made when the cake was being cut?

Probably none, honestly. It's a pretty old reference at this point.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Bored posted:

I don't see what's so funny. Ethyl's daughter said she wanted a cake shaped like a sandcastle made out of dicks, just like that one little mermaid promo poster.

I bet Sylvia Winestock would totally make one herself if you commission her.

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/986060988205035520

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


That crocodile just found out Squidward likes crabby patties.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

It's the bedroom eyes that really make this.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


tbh i think anyone that had 10 butterflies land on their head would make that face

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


(Guy rules.)

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
guy at least posts pictures. there were three pages iwth six pictures between htem not too long ago.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
My son's had this toy car for years and it always makes me laugh.

Lovely kangaroos.







TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Lol.

"Let's not"


Content:

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/986445830260375552

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hyperlynx posted:

Don't like someone's posts? Just put them on ignore and move on with your life. Seriously. You're not getting paid to look at posts you don't enjoy, and ignore is there for a reason.

People seem to enjoy their hatred too much to do this.

Anyway, have a picture.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

My cats would be in there in a god drat heartbeat. Well, one of them would, and then the second one would bite him until he got out, so that the second one could get in.

My cats are dumb assholes.

Anyway, apparently this Disneyland has figured out a way to make actual miracles.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'll be goddamned if that ain't the 'schwitzest amusement park I ever saw.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


it had loving better

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Memento posted:



it had loving better

...so in other words, it's burnt?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Schwitzt!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Choco1980 posted:

...so in other words, it's burnt?

Activated, my dear carnist plebe

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

gbut posted:

(Guy rules.)



:bisonyes:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Sequel to Thomas Was Alone coming along nicely

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Activated, my dear carnist plebe

So burnt and soaked

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
Let's all post about posters some more.



Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

1. parallelogram
2. parallelogram
3. parallelogram
4. parallelogram
5. parallelogram
6. parallelogram and rectangle

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Is this dispersing its clown eggs?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

sunken fleet posted:

Let's all post about posters some more.




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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Memento posted:



it had loving better

This is much funnier when you don't notice the things in back and think the sign is referring to the block of slightly singed wood.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Mezzanine posted:

I think they did this in the promo art or something for the latest Kingdom Hearts game, too

EDIT: Playstation magazine, close enough

EDIT DEUX: It was possibly an edit, but meh, still counts as content ;)



:goofy:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


I'm going into hyperspace! WOOOO

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Choco1980 posted:

...so in other words, it's burnt?

No they put charcoal in the dough. I went to a cafe one time and ordered avocado + peanut butter on toast and the peanut butter was mixed with charcoal. It looked weird and felt weird to eat.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
If you go to the hospital for eating poison, sometimes they'll give you activated charcoal to eat to absorb the poison. There is no other reason to ingest activated charcoal.

So I assume that picture is from a combination artisanal cafe/emergency room. Activated charcoal scone for poisoning, anti-venom espresso for snake bites, blood-thinning cake pops for heart attacks, etc.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Activated charcoal absorbs the dangerous gluten

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Back in my day if you ate activated charcoal it meant you and the boys gathered around the barbeque and saw who could keep a red-hot briquette in their mouth the longest.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lobok posted:

Back in my day if you ate activated charcoal it meant you and the boys gathered around the barbeque and saw who could keep a red-hot briquette in their mouth the longest.

same, but we put it between our butt cheeks

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

same, but we put it between our butt cheeks

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Dead or alive you're coming with me.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/aLDsaRP.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






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Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

phone big

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