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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Magni posted:

So. Assuming the Allies are still bombing Rangoon on a daily basis. What's even there to bomb anymore? Are they just repeatedly rearranging piles of rubble by now?

Gotta calibrate the machines somehow.

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OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

15 April 1944

HMS Storm torpedoes Japanese minelayer W-7 in the Andamans.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

Now that's a name!

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

Making smaller and smaller rubble. It's an alternative path to nuclear weapons as they'll soon be splitting atoms.

e: Also it's good to see the Allies are wasting huge amounts of resources on what is surely some giant flying turkey boondoggle. Those things will probably blow up the moment flak looks at them the wrong way.

Wu-Tang Clan unavailable for comment on the opening of a new gravel pit in Rangoon.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

gradenko_2000 posted:

Using China as a training ground for pilots is a legit strategy that's been used by Japanese players to sustain a competent (if not veteran/elite) pilot pool going into the late war, but I don't think that Grey is up to it (not that I blame him).

Doing anything in China is a huge pain in the rear end.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






This is just in case the Allies thought they had escaped my raiding fleets.



Gah! The Spits are back.



drat, that's a lot of Lightnings.



Down you go Mr Liberator.



A couple of Mitchell's are nice as well.






All the Allies are dead at Wake, which is nice.



We have a nice haul of ships as well.



Another ship heads south to join the Kido Butai.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






We torpedo a nice chunky looking ship.



The raiders are out, but only attract enemy bombers.



Wait, we came out on top for once?



A Mitchell goes down as well.



My fighters are having a good day!



The Allies move to invade Truk.






The enemy carrier planes are still flying around.






I begin wiping out a Chinese division near Chunking.






Invading Truk is drat ballsy. Shame they have only landed a single tank unit.



Hmm, landing craft, dock.
Sunk.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Guess they should have landed at a dock :shrug:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
That Landing ship: Dock was the one Grey put two torpedoes into a few days ago, looks like the sub caught it limping home and finished the job.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I can assure you that dry dock is actually very wet :grin:

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



There actually are mobile dry dock units in the game that you can (very slowly) deploy to forward bases. The in-game image for them is just a big gray rectangle with some cranes sticking out of the top. The Allies get a handful and the Japanese get at least one. They are up there with the blimp units in terms of weirdness, though much more useful.

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug
Blimps are dope for ASW patrol off the pacific northwest.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



I keep meaning to forward-deploy the blimp units to the Solomons for shits and giggles but haven’t gotten around to it.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Oh yeah, i need to move the blimps up from Pago to Gasmata. Rabaul is target 1 for ijn subs.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Not a bad couple of days. Bringing down strategic bombers is always nice. Some nice kills there as far as ships go! Even if they don't count for many points.

And it worth it to cycle in any more cruisers or escorts to the surface raider group to replace losses or beef it up?

wedgekree fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Apr 18, 2018

koolkevz666
Aug 22, 2015
I got a question about the following image:



That LST that shows heavy damage is that from the coastal guns firing or is it damage the ship already has? Just asking as it doesn't say it has taken any hits but it still shows heavy damage.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Looks like Grey's Zeros have taken to using the Oscars as bait. And it seems to be working !

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



koolkevz666 posted:

I got a question about the following image:



That LST that shows heavy damage is that from the coastal guns firing or is it damage the ship already has? Just asking as it doesn't say it has taken any hits but it still shows heavy damage.

Must be damage that the ship already has if it shows no hits. Could be from an earlier phase of the same landing, though.

Slippery42
Nov 10, 2011
Ships also occasionally run aground, hit rocks, etc. during landing operations. Because of course that's modeled. Oftentimes when this happens, it will end up with >50 flt damage which puts it square in "heavy damage" territory.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer
Does anything spontaneously explode Mutsu style ?

Could you have a game where your carrier randomly blows up?

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Saint Celestine posted:

Does anything spontaneously explode Mutsu style ?

Could you have a game where your carrier randomly blows up?

I don't think a ship can blow up at anchor but the type of damage that Slippery mentions could in theory sink a ship kind of out of nowhere. Ships can collide or otherwise take unexpected heavy damage, especially when in rough weather or arctic region. If bad enough this could sink a ship on one turn.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

pthighs posted:

Blimps are dope for ASW patrol off the pacific northwest.

Yeah, there was a blimp base in Oregon. Went and visited it the other day, they still have this massive hangar out there. No more blimps, unfortunately. Don't think the blimps ever saw any subs, though.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
Oh they can blow up. In my 3 games as allies and 1 game as japanese i've lost 2 battleships total to spontaneous detonation in safe harbours, so its not like it happens often, but yes they do in fact have that poo poo in the code as well.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


That would make me so angry

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

aphid_licker posted:

That would make me so angry

Shipyard workers man. What can you do? (IIRC ships can only randomly blow up when under repair, not when just chilling at anchor)

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Just chalk it up in Japanese games as qn Army prank going too far.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Spontaneous combustion is real and it is my friend

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Saint Celestine posted:

Does anything spontaneously explode Mutsu style ?

Could you have a game where your carrier randomly blows up?

SerthVarnee posted:

Oh they can blow up. In my 3 games as allies and 1 game as japanese i've lost 2 battleships total to spontaneous detonation in safe harbours, so its not like it happens often, but yes they do in fact have that poo poo in the code as well.

The Manual posted:

14.2.1.3 CATASTROPHIC EVENTS
There is always the possibility of an untoward “event” occurring in the course of a repair that
results in the catastrophic destruction of the ship. During any repair, there is a .01% to .0125%
chance of a catastrophic “event”.

Have you considered buying lottery tickets?

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
My luck is reliable, but unfortunately restricted to the sudden explosion of own or allied uninsured assets.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is that per day or per "repair"? Does it do repairs in tasks or bulk?

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



goatface posted:

Is that per day or per "repair"? Does it do repairs in tasks or bulk?

It’s probably per repair. Repairs are (surprise) very complicated, there’s a thread on the Matrix forums that explains it in detail that I can’t find at the moment. It works something like a ship receives a certain number of repair points each day from the port, which is of course modified by a ton of different factors, and when the ship’s repair point bar is full, a repair occurs. At a large repair shipyard with good naval support that will probably be daily, though.

Ship repair, and especially submarine repair, is one of the more annoying parts of the game. Actual repair shipyards only exist in a few places so there’s a lot of juggling of repair ships and shuttling ships back and forth from forward bases to repair shipyards.

Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est
To reduce the risk of random battleship explosions, you have to go into the ships' crew tab and make sure morale is not too low and none of the sailors have the 'disgruntled' or 'spurned gay lover' traits.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Grumio posted:

To reduce the risk of random battleship explosions, you have to go into the ships' crew tab and make sure morale is not too low and none of the sailors have the 'disgruntled' or 'spurned gay lover' traits.

IDK whether this is actually a joke or not. I haven't dove that deep into the system.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




It is a reference to the blame-dodging for the Iowa turret explosion, I think.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Gnoman posted:

It is a reference to the blame-dodging for the Iowa turret explosion, I think.

The people on that investigation should have been keelhauled. Literally. All of them.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Zeroisanumber posted:

IDK whether this is actually a joke or not. I haven't dove that deep into the system.

One of Iowa’s turrets blew up in 1989 because they were conducting unauthorized experiments around overfilling the powder bags to get extra range from the guns while simultaneously having insufficient training for the crew because they couldn’t keep up on maintenance. 47 guys died. The US Navy said that the explosion was intentionally set off by one of the crew who was suicidal because his gay lover had broken up with him. You decide which sounds more plausible.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Gnoman posted:

It is a reference to the blame-dodging for the Iowa turret explosion, I think.

Similarly, the Mutsu explosion is generally thought to have been the result of a "disgruntled" seaman, who was accused of theft, deciding to take the ship out with him.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Caconym posted:

Shipyard workers man. What can you do? (IIRC ships can only randomly blow up when under repair, not when just chilling at anchor)

The Port Chicago explosion probably isn't modeled.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

gohuskies posted:

One of Iowa’s turrets blew up in 1989 because they were conducting unauthorized experiments around overfilling the powder bags to get extra range from the guns while simultaneously having insufficient training for the crew because they couldn’t keep up on maintenance. 47 guys died. The US Navy said that the explosion was intentionally set off by one of the crew who was suicidal because his gay lover had broken up with him. You decide which sounds more plausible.

Yeah, I didn't catch the joke because I'm tired and little tipsy. The fact that the authors of that report weren't dragged to the depths by angry sea ghosts only proves that they were ring-knocking, desk jockey fucks one and all.

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Magni
Apr 29, 2009

mllaneza posted:

The Port Chicago explosion probably isn't modeled.

It's not to my knowledge. You also can't re-enact the Halifax Blast.

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