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Sagebrush posted:Writing one of those phrases while using only five vowels is probably impossible Oh yeah
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Apr 18, 2018 21:33
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Apr 18, 2018 22:45
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Sagebrush posted:Writing one of those phrases while using only five vowels is probably impossible Mr Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx
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Apr 18, 2018 23:25
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Best loss yet
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Apr 18, 2018 23:42
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Wrong thread!
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Apr 19, 2018 00:57
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So between this and the dead dude with 5 Aces in FONV, there's definitely an Obsidian Goon, yes?
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Apr 19, 2018 01:11
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13Pandora13 posted:So between this and the dead dude with 5 Aces in FONV, there's definitely an Obsidian Goon, yes? Yes and it's the dude who's tweeting that.
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Apr 19, 2018 01:11
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Police are asking anyone who has any information about the man who threatened Stormy Daniels to please come forward.
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Apr 19, 2018 01:14
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His best appearance has to be in Brigador: http://brigador.wikia.com/wiki/Johnny_Five_Aces quote:Johnny Five Aces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. "drat." he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston's Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn't exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. drat, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we're out of. It's almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn't cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of "CAPITAL".
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Apr 19, 2018 01:18
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LMAO at all these idiots with their Zybourne Clock obessions. don't look at my username
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Apr 19, 2018 01:27
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Sardonik posted:His best appearance has to be in Brigador: Oh man that's in game text? Incredible
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Apr 19, 2018 01:36
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Spanish Manlove posted:Yes and it's the dude who's tweeting that. My (goon) fiance just told me I'm an idiot two seconds before I saw this and that he posts in games and everything. Derp.
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Apr 19, 2018 01:37
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Sardonik posted:His best appearance has to be in Brigador:  I will never not laugh at "but ironically the only time now is the time of which we're out of". 
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Apr 19, 2018 01:48
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I'm aware of the Zybourne clock but it was way before my time here. Googling it brought me this trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7hElo-fSj0 Looking at the entry in SAclopedia it was a project that barely lasted 2 weeks and didn't get anywhere at all. Why the hell did it become such a big thing?
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Apr 19, 2018 01:59
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Garrand posted:Why the hell did it become such a big thing? I mean have you seen the concept art of Johnny, aka the pinacle of human art?
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Who What Now posted:I mean have you seen the concept art of Johnny, aka the pinacle of human art?
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Apr 19, 2018 02:10
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Garrand posted:I'm aware of the Zybourne clock but it was way before my time here. Googling it brought me this trailer Did you read the pilot flavor text for Johnny in that game someone else posted? Everything for the actual project was that bad. Edit: god I need to find my Zybourne Clock zip file and start posting this poo poo so y'all youngins can understand
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Apr 19, 2018 02:13
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Did you read the pilot flavor text for Johnny in that game someone else posted? Everything for the actual project was that bad. And yet it got a reference in Fallout New Vegas, somehow.
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Broke: The Zybourne Clock Woke: The Zybourne Cuck
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Apr 19, 2018 02:21
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Zybourne, Doobie, Groverhaus, Mr. Water, Killdozer, the zipline, Infrateal vs Heebie-GBS, "just take LSD", the watch and weight low carb thread where a 19 year old ended up on statins, and the Hawaiian goon colony that had its tree remover stolen because they tied it to a tree, etc., should all be curated in a special Required Reading section of SA.
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Apr 19, 2018 02:23
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Golden Dragon posted:And yet it got a reference in Fallout New Vegas, somehow. Yeah cuz Zybourne Clock is hilarious
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Apr 19, 2018 02:26
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Golden Dragon posted:And yet it got a reference in Fallout New Vegas, somehow. because one of the devs was a goon and goons are the world leaders at running poo poo into the ground
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Zybourne, Doobie, Groverhaus, Mr. Water, Killdozer, the zipline, Infrateal vs Heebie-GBS, "just take LSD", the watch and weight low carb thread where a 19 year old ended up on statins, and the Hawaiian goon colony that had its tree remover stolen because they tied it to a tree, etc., should all be curated in a special Required Reading section of SA. tell me about the 19 year old on statins
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Apr 19, 2018 02:45
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Randaconda posted:tell me about the 19 year old on statins This classic post sums it up pretty well
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Zybourne, Doobie, Groverhaus, Mr. Water, Killdozer, the zipline, Infrateal vs Heebie-GBS, "just take LSD", the watch and weight low carb thread where a 19 year old ended up on statins, and the Hawaiian goon colony that had its tree remover stolen because they tied it to a tree, etc., should all be curated in a special Required Reading section of SA. I'd add Goon In A Well to this list but otherwise it looks pretty good.
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Apr 19, 2018 03:03
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Lost fingats is a favorite of mine
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Randaconda posted:tell me about the 19 year old on statins A Watch and Weight mod so intensely hocked Atkins horseshit that a 19 year old ate nothing but bacon grease and egg yolk and lard for several weeks. Concerned goons tried to warn the kid he was going to die. The mod banned these naysayers. ATKINS IS REAL. KETO IS LIFE. YOUR BODY THINKING IT'S DYING AND EATING ITS OWN LIVER IS HEALTHY. As anyone with a brain could have predicted, the 19 year old went to a doctor and his blood panels looked like that of a 400 pound elderly cirrhotic on dialysis. FYAD ripped that thread a new rear end in a top hat and Lowtax shitcanned that mod. If I remember right, the whole episode only took like 3 weeks. That kid went from mildly overweight teen to dying octogenarian in 3 drat weeks. Somehow, it turns out, eating bowls of pure cholesterol and saturated fat is bad for people. The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 03:12 on Apr 19, 2018 |
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Apr 19, 2018 03:07
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that mod was also made a fyad friend and had to eat a loaf of bread, but they just stopped posting altogether. also posters in the low-carb thread were having nightmares about bread.
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Apr 19, 2018 03:20
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Man, you always hear about this poo poo first in the Macros and Memes thread.
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PenguinKnight posted:also posters in the low-carb thread were having nightmares about bread. You could easily write a 500 page doctorate thesis on cult mentality just using that thread as your sole source. And to expand the list: the time LF got shut down because the Secret Service knocked on Lowtax's door, Lowtax v. The Ultimate Warrior, the pet island mod that mass murdered animals, DPPH, helldump, boomerjinx trashing his own stupid jurassic park jeep and convincing reddit to send rape threats to a dying woman who ran a charity for orphans, and 
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the fyad friend goon was sizzlechest, who I don't believe was a mod but just an Evangelical for low carb high fat. he was also the one who has bread nightmares, which is why he was picked.
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Apr 19, 2018 03:40
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Let's not forget P-P-P-Powerbook, one of the things that finally convinced me to get an account on these dead gay forums after reading the front page for years.
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Apr 19, 2018 03:42
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me: it would be nice if more newcomers came to this forum random poster: no you shut the gently caress up dad? is that a reference to something? me: you ignorant rear end in a top hat. you absolute loving piece of shitstain
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It's probably because it's one of the first goon stories I read but my favorite is still the guy trying to get into this old safe that was left in the house his mother bought. I thought the jellybeans and the deed to Dracula's castle was cute 
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behold: the forum in-joke thread
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There's also the greatest SA sagas thread (which is what I keep thinking this thread is because of the current line of conversation)
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