PYF Comic: The only time I'm pathetic... Is when I'm making sweet love to my wife!

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caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

oscarthewilde posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c2RTvP0bEQ&hd=1

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

here's a better skit.

I got you both beat on the Monster Mash parody circuit.

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Count Uvula: Dec 20, 2011; ---

caligulamprey posted:

I got you both beat on the Monster Mash parody circuit.

Ah yes, so much better and different than that one oscarthewilde posted.

# ? Apr 16, 2018 16:39

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

The only monster mash comic I could find:

E: monster comic

E: nother one:

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Apr 16, 2018

# ? Apr 16, 2018 17:15

JuiceOne: Sep 5, 2007

caligulamprey posted:

I got you both beat on the Monster Mash parody circuit.

I prefer the version that features Scareoline.

# ? Apr 16, 2018 18:07

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Are any of these Werewolf Bar Mitzvah?

# ? Apr 16, 2018 19:15

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

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Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

gross

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Comptroll The Forums posted:

gross

Don't sign your mother.

Edit: wait I think I got that wrong

Edit 2: Turn your monitor posts

# ? Apr 17, 2018 11:41

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

God drat it

# ? Apr 17, 2018 11:42

Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

Those are some ugly rear end comics but I got a hearty chuckle out of the panel where he's walking into the gym so I guess it was worth it

# ? Apr 17, 2018 12:12

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

trapped mouse posted:

These are great,i'm getting major nedroid vibes off this.

# ? Apr 17, 2018 16:22

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

# ? Apr 17, 2018 16:26

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

umalt posted:

I don't even think there's a joke here but the art is incredible

# ? Apr 18, 2018 20:11

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

gently caress, I just noticed that comic was made in 2017.

# ? Apr 18, 2018 20:12

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Zelder posted:

I don't even think there's a joke here but the art is incredible

If you've ever worked food service you'll get the joke. loving everything has a beeper and they're all different. When I worked at McDonalds the deep fried, grill, food holding station, oven, microwave, and ice cream machine all beeped for various reasons. Add to that noise the BiB machine and it's psst psst psst sound when a bag runs out. It's simply a person trying to stop the incessant beeping

Unless I'm missing :thejoke:

# ? Apr 18, 2018 21:41

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

It also could be a worker with Alzheimer's. Something makes noise and they don't know what the gently caress is going on.

# ? Apr 18, 2018 21:54

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Filthy Haiku posted:

Those are some ugly rear end comics but I got a hearty chuckle out of the panel where he's walking into the gym so I guess it was worth it

I like them. Kind of Ralph Steadman/William Steig grotesquerie.

# ? Apr 18, 2018 21:57

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

# ? Apr 18, 2018 22:39

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

I like ugly meandering dirtbag comics, reminds me a little of meg mogg and owl except mm&o has much, much sharper fangs

# ? Apr 18, 2018 22:58

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Crossposting from funny pics:

twoday posted:

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Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Here it comes

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:33

Ineffiable: Feb 16, 2008; Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...

We Know Catheters posted:

Here it comes

But that's a slinky.

Lemme save you some goon responses.

'better without words'
'remove the first or last panel.'
'Jesus christ what an rear end in a top hat'

# ? Apr 19, 2018 12:59

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

Better without the first or last rear end in a top hat

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Crossposting from funny pics:

This is a sentence I never thought I would write, but in this Garfield comic is Jon Arbuckle wearing a vibrating butt plug?

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marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

He has bees in his butt.

# ? Apr 19, 2018 16:30

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Jon is a notorious sexual deviant. If he'll drink dog cum, I wouldn't put anything past him

# ? Apr 19, 2018 16:30

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Jon is a notorious sexual deviant. If he'll drink dog cum, I wouldn't put anything past him

Death of the author, the text of the dog cum comic implies that Jon thinks it's coffee and is alarmed when he learns it's dog cum.

This new comic implies that Jon is alarmed when Garfield finds out he lied about his phone vibrating.

# ? Apr 19, 2018 16:32

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

vyelkin posted:

Death of the author, the text of the dog cum comic implies that Jon thinks it's coffee and is alarmed when he learns it's dog cum.

Mea culpa. My reading of the text was lazy and unfinished, you're absolutely right

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Ineffiable posted:

'Jesus christ what an rear end in a top hat'

# ? Apr 19, 2018 16:46

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

frankenfreak posted:

Christ...

# ? Apr 19, 2018 18:28

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Am I alone in my opinion that Jim Davis is really underrated as a comic author

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betamax hipster: Aug 13, 2016

Zippy the Bummer posted:

Am I alone in my opinion that Jim Davis is really underrated as a comic author

Short answer: no

Long answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

# ? Apr 19, 2018 20:29

Lysistrata: Sep 12, 2003; Anyone who truly believes he has friends is a fool.

That is an extremely long and :stonklol:

answer. I can't believe someone ever devoted that much thought to a single Garfield strip. Got to the part where he was writing pages long requests to publish only the one strip over and over, couldn't make it through the rest.

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

oscarthewilde posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c2RTvP0bEQ&hd=1

# ? Apr 19, 2018 22:56

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Lysistrata posted:

That is an extremely long and answer. I can't believe someone ever devoted that much thought to a single Garfield strip. Got to the part where he was writing pages long requests to publish only the one strip over and over, couldn't make it through the rest.

Oh boy do you have a rabbit hole to go down. Check out the rest of that channel.

# ? Apr 19, 2018 22:59

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Lysistrata posted:

That is an extremely long and answer. I can't believe someone ever devoted that much thought to a single Garfield strip. Got to the part where he was writing pages long requests to publish only the one strip over and over, couldn't make it through the rest.

buddy you ain't seen poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

Once you're ready to stop watching, skip to about 4:33:00

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:02

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Lysistrata posted:

That is an extremely long and answer. I can't believe someone ever devoted that much thought to a single Garfield strip. Got to the part where he was writing pages long requests to publish only the one strip over and over, couldn't make it through the rest.

Could you make it through this one?

https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg

Efb

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:06

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

buddy you ain't seen poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

Once you're ready to stop watching, skip to about 4:33:00

https://youtu.be/KgmoMO66uPg?t=4h13m14s

( :nws:

due to sexual language)

Everybody loves Raymond!

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:43

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Lasagna cat is really one of the most amazing works of art of our time

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Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Lysistrata posted:

That is an extremely long and answer. I can't believe someone ever devoted that much thought to a single Garfield strip. Got to the part where he was writing pages long requests to publish only the one strip over and over, couldn't make it through the rest.

You did yourself a disservice. That's probably one of the funniest videos of all time

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