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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
"MOD NOTE: It's not Thursday anywhere in the world right now" is TCC original material tho.

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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Can't remember their forum name though I'm sure there's an SAclopedia entry.

But here's a fine looking goon that made some dumb rear end posts about killing his BITCH teacher for not letting him read the forums in class.

Subsequently got doxxed by other goons harder than poo poo and (I believe) expelled.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah I get that.


Placing a bird cage beside a heater is not really the same thing as shooting a magic fireball from your hands and the AC DC part is a non sequitur. it's a terrible, useless analogy.

it's AC/DC because the heater is electric. It's funny, sorry.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Tony Phillips posted:

Can't remember their forum name though I'm sure there's an SAclopedia entry.

But here's a fine looking goon that made some dumb rear end posts about killing his BITCH teacher for not letting him read the forums in class.

Subsequently got doxxed by other goons harder than poo poo and (I believe) expelled.

the origin of "Hello, I'm from the internet"

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Another one of those "Hello, I'm from the internet" tales involves the great Prencleeve Grothsmore of Eve Online fame

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

china bot posted:

the origin of "Hello, I'm from the internet"

Oh gently caress that's right. Forgot that detail. If I remember right it turns out the kid had used his mom's credit card to buy the account.

Edit : Thought GIS might help with finding the name.



Nope.

Tony Phillips has a new favorite as of 19:16 on Apr 19, 2018

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Another one of those "Hello, I'm from the internet" tales involves the great Prencleeve Grothsmore of Eve Online fame

That dude owns because even down to his name he seems like the sort of Dickensian British son of Fortune someone would cast as the villain in a kid's movie but then he went to great lengths to prove that he does in fact exist and that he is in fact that terrible.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jmcrofts posted:

it's AC/DC because the heater is electric. It's funny, sorry.

"AC/DC" is not a synonym for "electricity!" it's a phrase with a specific meaning that is only tangentially related to the topic at hand and in this case it's wrong to boot because an electric heater plugged into the wall is AC only.

This is like if a goon ran over someone's dog with their car and the thread described it as "killed a dog withan exploding petroleum automaton."

it's an attempt to write in the old-internet over-effusive manic maddox style and it's done extremely poorly and i hate it

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
I heard he threw a battery at a chicken. That makes more sense to me.

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tony Phillips posted:

Can't remember their forum name though I'm sure there's an SAclopedia entry.

But here's a fine looking goon that made some dumb rear end posts about killing his BITCH teacher for not letting him read the forums in class.

Subsequently got doxxed by other goons harder than poo poo and (I believe) expelled.

Back in my day you could threaten to kill your shithouse teachers on dead gay forums and get away with it.
















The threat, not the murder.

ButtTheShitmanFart
Apr 18, 2018

The worst that is, the worst that was, and the worst that ever will be.


I love Skull Cow.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
OMG "Hello, I'm from the internet" just reminded me of the goon that sniff his sister's panties and jerk off and he got doxxed and goons called his parents and he ended up in therapy.

e:

vvv lmao

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 20:11 on Apr 19, 2018

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

quote:

wanna hear a funny joke

person 1: knock knock
person 2: who's there
person 1: granos
person 2: *calls the police*

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:
hey, what about "Fingat" (goon fucks around with explosives for attention, it ends like you'd think - in hospital)

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/gamecube-challenge-fingat/1/

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Fair Hallion posted:

hey, what about "Fingat" (goon fucks around with explosives for attention, it ends like you'd think - in hospital)

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/gamecube-challenge-fingat/1/

Replace "explosives" with "way more motorcycle than you're competent to control"
and you get abunchofnumbers. AKA Back Panther.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Abunchofnumbers

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
😊

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

"AC/DC" is not a synonym for "electricity!" it's a phrase with a specific meaning that is only tangentially related to the topic at hand and in this case it's wrong to boot because an electric heater plugged into the wall is AC only.

This is like if a goon ran over someone's dog with their car and the thread described it as "killed a dog withan exploding petroleum automaton."

it's an attempt to write in the old-internet over-effusive manic maddox style and it's done extremely poorly and i hate it

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sormus posted:

Kokoo itte kokkos, munapää

Ime persettäs, lahtari.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah I get that.


Placing a bird cage beside a heater is not really the same thing as shooting a magic fireball from your hands and the AC DC part is a non sequitur. it's a terrible, useless analogy.

Are you retarded or something

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tony Phillips posted:

Can't remember their forum name though I'm sure there's an SAclopedia entry.


Oh that's Jihad-Breath https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=811687

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

china bot posted:

the origin of "Hello, I'm from the internet"

I thought the origin was from the kid who was using his mom's credit card to get involved in some pyramid scheme with energy drinks or something, and the guy called his mom to tell him what was up. The kid was so young, he just pretended to be his own mom on the phone.


Has nobody mentioned Dave Matthews Pee Boat yet? That and Mr. Water are what made me sign up.

Story goes goon runs a boat tour business. Boat passes under bridge. Sewage gets dumped on all the passengers. Through eye-witness reports and goon investigation it turns out a bus had emptied its septic tank over the bridge. Further investigation was able to determine it was the tour bus for Dave Matthews Band, of all loving things.

Just searching up "bus septic tank" is enough to bring stories about it as the top results.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
The bee swarm on the swingset made me sign up, although in retrospect it's more "oh no" than "ha ha" considering colony collapse. But it was brilliant storytelling with photos. Brilliant.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

Jamesman posted:

I thought the origin was from the kid who was using his mom's credit card to get involved in some pyramid scheme with energy drinks or something, and the guy called his mom to tell him what was up. The kid was so young, he just pretended to be his own mom on the phone.

you might be right. goons have ratted out a lot of dumbass kids

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

china bot posted:

you might be right. goons have ratted out a lot of dumbass kids

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1726

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

:allears:
since we're still on this derail, I'm pretty sure Lowtax had to call Dare's parents during that bizarre reign of terror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxIYNrpaPo

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

At first I wasn't thrilled by this meme, but as it's become a bit more abstract I'm really liking it. especially the Mars Attacks alien version.

Where does this "Come back, bro!" thing come from? I've seen it mashed up with other memes but don't know the original reference (if there even was one).

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Someone please make a version where the little dudes are "also me"

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013


He didn't learn anything from his "from the internet call"

sleppy posted:

SA user Michael Scott, also known under the alias Mr. Pink in this community, is a fraud. I am going to keep this as factual as possible, as I am releasing the information mostly for the benefit of every sub.io player he has affected. Love him or hate him, we have all had our fair share of this strange 23 year old Chicagoan. Dozens of people have offered him various methods of support, going as far as to accept him into their personal lives. All who have tried have failed miserably and come out for the worse. He has been tormenting our server for years now, going through the familiar cycle of banning, pleading, acceptance, and rejection. I initially added Mr. Pink on snapchat to ask for his face included in my Dorknytas drawing. He declined, but in the process I was given his full name. I looked him up on facebook, and decided to search a bit more. I was personally curious, and he has mentioned numerous times that he is afraid of being doxxed. Ultimately it wasn't long before his old internet nickname caught up with him, and I was sent back to these very forums to find out about his past. What most of us don't know, is that he has already faced the ultimate punishment SA has to offer, a permaban. That is correct, Mr. Pink is none other than the infamous Alias777. For those of you who are unaware of who this character is, here are some of his most famous accomplishments:
  • Goldmined thread of him pleading 2006 GBS to front him some money after stealing his mother's credit card to buy scam diet pills. Unsurprisingly, they were of no help, and ended up phoning his mother to tell her about it. The call can be heard here.
  • SAMart thread of him trying to pawn off old electronics, leeching images, rehosting them with goatse overlayed, and selling microwaved cd's for $8.
  • Another sale where he accidentally sends someone his passport.
  • A Banme thread
  • Another Banme thread
  • This forum post where he tries to steal someone's Steam account, only to have it reversed on himself.
  • Was found buying thermite and uranium, and when asked about it, he told people he was planning to kill president Bush (Jr.). The secret service was called to his house, and if I recall correctly, SA was audited by them as well.


Keep in mind that he was only 13 during many of these events, but read into them yourself to get the full picture.



edit: videos for additional Mr. Pink sub.io content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAphqmZUPJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EQIBd3qc7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ8eYcCVsP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-je4kF5wDhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl-n2cVPVew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHzt5UWcAYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WMCh_407s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UWZaLknWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTMlUUdfq0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbhxjVvfGlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPkJ_KdYa40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q42KCTaHB4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EZT49HzJPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcHK5e8b5uc

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Do a bunch of virgins or near virgins still get together for goon meets? Those were fun.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Boinks posted:

Do a bunch of virgins or near virgins still get together for goon meets? Those were fun.

I feel like those died out after gooncamp became a horrible affair of mud, tents, and anal.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Blind Rasputin posted:

In residency I admitted a young guy to the ICU who appeared overdosed on something we could not figure out. He was in a legit coma for over a week initially on a ventilator requiring quite a bit of life support. We extubated him after a couple days and he just remained in a coma, asleep, breathing on his own and completely unrousable. The toxicologist figures out it was phenazepam. He suddenly one day woke up, got super raged and yanked all his lines out and left AMA. It was... interesting. To say the least. Don’t do that stuff ever my good goons.

Would that not cause a lot of bleeding?

I hope his catheter was already out.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Former DILF posted:

Someone please make a version where the little dudes are "also me"



I got sidetracked

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fullroundaction posted:



I got sidetracked

:golfclap:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-WqL9lsGMc

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Sagebrush posted:

IIRC several people in the thread talked about eyeballing a dose, then one guy was confused and posted something like "I've never done it that way, do you just pour it into your eye or what?" and everyone started mocking him and the story gradually became that all the TCC goons were injecting drugs into their eyes chasing the ultimate high.

Ok that makes far more sense.

You can understand why I thought the absolute worst of my goon brethren, though.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




Is there a way I can listen to just the guitar part?

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Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Benny Harvey posted:

Would that not cause a lot of bleeding?

I hope his catheter was already out.

Yanking our IVs doesn’t do anything. Many can get away yanking out a foley because the balloon is pretty flexible but it can cause tons of damage in older people. Young people when they go full rage they can yank a ton of poo poo out of them we install and just walk away. It’s honestly kinda nuts. I’ve had young guys who are in wrist restraints reach up with both feet and pull their intubation tube out like loving Jackie chan.

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