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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
*the ghost of Johnny Russell scores a double hat-trick and runs up to the H&R Block Mezzanine Level to slam two Grande Bud Lights. Slooowly he turns to the crowd and does a massive crotch chop as the Capo slices open the throat of the only Vancouver fan left after the first half.*

fin

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
I approve of the ironic use of the "I believe that we will win" chant

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

camoseven posted:

He sucks and is a wuss. Ben Olsen is an awful coach but at least I can be sure he’d attempt to sub himself on in this situation

The reason I so vocally think MLS is improving is that I've been watching Robinson's One Weird Trick get less and less effective in real time. I originally thought he was young and would learn but apparently he's just irredeemably British, so welp!

I was kinda hoping SKC would get that record eight-goal beatdown (specifically, before Atlanta did) but nope, the record stands for another day.

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Apr 21, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
LAFC trying to one-up the Whitecaps today?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Certainly didn't expect to see that kind of a FK from a CB

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Certainly didn't expect to see that kind of a FK from a CB

Against the team that traded him away, it was almost inevitable.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
OK, so this match got interesting in a hurry.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

lafc is finding exciting ways to not score

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Piatti has been a problem"

Wonderful bit of insight from the LAFC halftime show.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That seemed inevitable.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Reminder that neither of these teams are good, but they're bad in entertaining ways so I'm still jealous of them.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

this game is extremely my poo poo

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Checked out Montreal/LAFC and a goal was scored immediately. :hellyeah:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

montreal's defense is extremely bad

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
It's nice that TFC is still sending their first team to Mexico even though I don't think there's any way they're gonna overcome that deficit

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Haha this second string team is getting wrecked though so maybe they should have given up on the CCL

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
This 17 year old center back keeps getting owned, who would have imagined?

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Got ourselves a game! A game that I appear to be the only one watching

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Red Bull’s wearing the plastic kits with sky blue numbers. I know it’s for autism awareness but part of me hopes it’s a subtle dig as well.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lol at MLS listing 3:30 for NJ /Cheecago

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Jovial Cow posted:

Red Bull’s wearing the plastic kits with sky blue numbers. I know it’s for autism awareness but part of me hopes it’s a subtle dig as well.

I feel like we’re playing minnesota

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Robles just clearly handled the ball outside the box and it didn't get called. What is the point of VAR again?

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Oh right the point of VAR is to ruin every cool moment with "WE GOTTA CHECK THE REPLAY", create more opportunities for awful analysis by commentators, and eventually turn into more time for commercials. Hooray for progress!!!!!!

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

camoseven posted:

Robles just clearly handled the ball outside the box and it didn't get called. What is the point of VAR again?

I think he let go of it when he realized he was sliding outside of the box.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Jovial Cow posted:

I think he let go of it when he realized he was sliding outside of the box.

But then he grabbed it again! I don't really care that much, I just love having the opportunity to bitch about VAR

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
That’ll teach that kid to headbutt Basti Schweinsteiger

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Nice Volley

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Fucken phwoaaaaaar

https://twitter.com/chuckboothsport/status/987790377091465218?s=21

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Apr 21, 2018

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Ugh finish that Kaku

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Wow thank you Katai for loving that up.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
these Univision announcers are PISSED that they didn’t get to scream golazooooo again

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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These Houston fans know only the worst songs to play in their horn section.

MLS MDT May: I know, have the horn play Wonderwall again.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
schweinsteiger has the red bulls completely figured out look at him just standing in the middle intercepting every cross

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Oh man Royer so close! And then what a save Sanchez.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

fat greasy puto posted:

schweinsteiger has the red bulls completely figured out look at him just standing in the middle intercepting every cross

He just knows the right thing to do always, he’s amazing

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:rip: Toros

OK, surprised that wasn't a red.

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
Booo

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
Piss off go home Chicago

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fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
Red Bulls have no playmaker in the middle of the field he plays on the other team now

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