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President Beep posted:ah, yes! this must all be some nefarious lie then!
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But what if elon musk made an OS? What would it be like? It would suck and be a pos like all the others, yes. But what would set it apart from the rest? At the very least, there'd be no error messages or support for PC speaker, cuz that would beep. The literal rattling of the hard drive would be the only warning sign before your data is lost. Maximum refresh rate would be around 0.1 frames per second - anything more would permit the OS to display flashing things.
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President Beep posted:ah, yes! this must all be some nefarious lie then! Relax bro, let's have a beer and talk about it. Oh wait...  E: How do you stop a mormon from drinking all your beer on your fishing trip? Invite another mormon.
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Schadenboner posted:Relax bro, let's have a beer and talk about it. Oh wait... oh dont worry about that. im a godless degenerate.
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hail satan or w/e
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I mean, granted it's a been a while since I was Catholic or Christian or whatever but even Protestant laity can gain benefit from their sacraments if they receive them with the proper mindset (that is, the recipient is acting in good faith and a state of ignorance, even though their sacramental ministers be in a sinful state of rebellion against the Church) because the sacraments are Ex opere operato and aren't dependent on the merit of the one who performs the work but rather derive their value through grace. So I guess the TLDR is the Mormons are Christians if they think they are? Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Apr 23, 2018 |
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, granted it's a been a while since I was Catholic or Christian or whatever but even Protestant laity can gain benefit from their sacraments if they receive them with the proper mindset (that is, the recipient is acting in good faith and a state of ignorance, even though their sacramental ministers be in a sinful state of rebellion against the Church) because the sacraments are Ex opere operato and aren't dependent on the merit of the one who performs the work but rather derive their value through grace. i believe the two main things that christians call out about mormonism is 1) the belief that you can transcend humanity and become a god in the afterlife doesn't worth with the monotheistic bit of christianity 2) the joseph smith being a prophet who helps judge your soul doesnt work well with the really confusing aspects of the trinity anyways elong ducks is bad
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:i believe the two main things that christians call out about mormonism is 1) the belief that you can transcend humanity and become a god in the afterlife doesn't worth with the monotheistic bit of christianity 2) the joseph smith being a prophet who helps judge your soul doesnt work well with the really confusing aspects of the trinity I mean, rank-and-file Mormons probably don't go heavy into the weirdness? Although they are responsible for stirring up the Bugs by building Fort Jospeh Smith inside the quarantine zone so it's impossible to say?
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yeah but have you heard of elon musk? i hear he stinks!
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FrozenVent posted:so is there any religion under which muskman isn’t utterly hosed? laveyan satanism
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Poniard posted:yeah but have you heard of elon musk? i hear he stinks! Washed in the blood of the lamb should he be, not the blood of the workers.
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to me, looking from the outside in, a christian is someone who accepts jesus christ as the messiah, which mormons explicitly do. people i’ve encountered who insist mormons aren’t christians invariably argue that from a very biased, religious place. e: im done with my lovely derail. ive said my (prince of) piece
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every sect thinks the other sects are invalid.
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the truth is that they're all invalid - elin "musk" musk
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i don't know if this is better or worse than that pathetic "tesla is actually good guys" gimmick
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elon musk sucks rear end and if you disagree you also suck rear end
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Cocoa Crispies posted:laveyan satanism elon musk would fit right in https://twitter.com/ChurchofSatan/status/987853779876773888
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Schadenboner posted:I mean, rank-and-file Mormons probably don't go heavy into the weirdness? the stuff that other christians consider "weird" is pretty drat close to the heart of the matter
like sure you can make this hairsplitting argument that mormons are, in some sense, christians, but they are still a very distinctive bunch with a very different religious belief and practice from, say, episcopalians
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elon mush wants a monopoly on autonomous killing machines, makes a ridiculous scare video about micros drones while selling multi-ton death bots retail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKmzL1WkSs
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Sham bam bamina! posted:yeah muslims are probably more christian than mormons i think the major difference here is that mormons self-identify as christians mormonism is very significantly different from classic christianity, at least as different as islam is, but muslims don't call themselves "christian" and mormons do
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Shaggar posted:every sect thinks the other sects are invalid. Unitarian Universalists think all sects are valid OldAlias fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 23, 2018 |
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this is a really good page of elong musk bumps, keep it up everyone 
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Sham bam bamina! posted:this is a really good page of elong musk bumps, keep it up everyone 
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infernal machines posted:elon mush wants a monopoly on autonomous killing machines, makes a ridiculous scare video about micros drones while selling multi-ton death bots retail it’s pretty disingenuous. if his tech were good it would be hoovered up by the military, and no way he’d turn down trucks full of cash for those contracts
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OldAlias posted:it’s pretty disingenuous. if his tech were good it would be hoovered up by the military, and no way he’d turn down trucks full of cash for those contracts you could probably make this drone right now to be honest but there are cheaper and easier ways to kill people, so why bother? target recognition is ridiculous anyways because if you want to assassinate someone you want plausible deniability. kind hard to do that when murderdrone inc has an exclusive manufacturing contract with the us government
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i'm sure the us army is working on a way to ship fleets of teslas to roam the streets of hama
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infernal machines posted:i'm sure the us army is working on a way to ship fleets of teslas to roam the streets of hama the junk ol' musky turned into space trash is going to loop around something in the asteroid belt and be launched into a middle eastern wedding
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Sham bam bamina! posted:this is a really good page of elong musk bumps, keep it up everyone It is very likely that Elon Musk is God, given that hes created so many things. A hero.
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And on the 5683535272637th day, God created SpaceX
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infernal machines posted:i'm sure the us army is working on a way to ship fleets of teslas to roam the streets of hama Oklahoma needs more charging infrastructure to make that practical
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elong musk stinks and i hate him
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infernal machines posted:elon mush wants a monopoly on autonomous killing machines, makes a ridiculous scare video about micros drones while selling multi-ton death bots retail We Can Dismember Them For You Retail
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Erlonk Muskman
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they forgot inventing the electric car
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the chemical element Lithium is name after Elon, the father of batteries
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but he put the first electric car in space
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If he wasn't a retard he would have made it solar powered, it's not gonna be able to go anywhere there are no chargers in space
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