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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

It's definitely a little chunky, but if you know what you're getting into, it's not unpleasant, it's just curdled and tastes like whatever you mixed together.

Personally I prefer Cement Mixers, which is usually served in two shotglasses, one of lime juice and one of Baileys.



You take one, then the other, and swish them around in your mouth for a bit until it starts curdling, and then swallow it. It's pretty good, so long as you're not doing them several times in a row or anything. Some people pour both ingredients into a single shotglass though which is... Offputting to say the least.



:yikes:

The correct name for this drink is Cumshot Surprise.

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

bike tory posted:

I know eating an entire jar of Vegemite or marmite in a few days would be ill advised because of the sodium content, so I had a look at bovrite's nutritional info. Bovrite claims to have 0mg of sodium per serving, and yet it lists salt as an ingredient on the back ahead of "onion powder" and "spices", so not in insignificant quantities. Is that some more US stupidity around rounding down to zero on quantities below a certain level?

Yeah, as we discussed before, that's the reason. The stuff is stunningly salty. I think that, if you limit yourself to maybe a couple of cups of the tea a day, it'd probably be fine. Unfortunately, for some reason, my brain doesn't know how to apply the word "limited" to this Boverite stuff. It's really good.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Haverchuck posted:

is that salmon roe

Tapioca pearls. But it's an unsettling texture on top of an already unsettling super soft tofu texture if you're not expecting it.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

"wet bread" is a combo that looks as nasty as it sounds.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Every single part of my body from my hair follicles to my toenails is screaming at me that that poo poo is mold.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

All I can see is corn smut

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
this reminds me, does anyone know how I can give myself ergot poisoning?

asking for a friend

The General
Mar 4, 2007


PubicMice posted:

Every single part of my body from my hair follicles to my toenails is screaming at me that that poo poo is mold.

NileRed said pretty much the same thing. It's toast and eggs with indigo dye.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Looks like chewed gum

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I will not eat them with a ghost.
I will not eat them for a boast.
I will not eat them coast to coast.
I will not eat blue eggs and toast.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

The Door Frame posted:

All I can see is corn smut


please do not post untagged smut

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Code Jockey posted:

please do not post untagged smut

Even worse. That looks like a homebrew pic. That's banworthy. MODS!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Is vomit on hot dog bread a sandwich?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I feel as if lately you've contracted some sort of brain damage that makes you post food porn instead of anti-food porn.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

I feel as if lately you've contracted some sort of brain damage that makes you post food porn instead of anti-food porn.

That's one of the worst looking hot dogs I've ever seen

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

That's one of the worst looking hot dogs I've ever seen

Have you seen a Pickens County Tornado?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler



This is in my brother's kitchen. He brews beer so I'm pretty sure it's related to that and not meant for drinking but I couldn't help but whisper to myself... Have a sip...

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Dixville posted:




This is in my brother's kitchen. He brews beer so I'm pretty sure it's related to that and not meant for drinking but I couldn't help but whisper to myself... Have a sip...

Looks like kombucha. Fermented tea basically. Definitely AFP.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Oh poo poo I think you're right. I will be having a word with my brother when he comes home.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Dixville posted:

Oh poo poo I think you're right. I will be having a word with my brother when he comes home.

"Namaste"

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




There's a place in a nearby town called Dog Central. They sell this abomination called The Goober Dog. Chili, shredded pickle, fritos, and peanut butter.

http://www.dogcentralmp.com/goober-dog.html

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That place looks fuckin legit

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011



Huh, looks like the paper towels they had in my old school.

I ordered something recently and got a couple of boxes of natto as a freebie. I haven't tried it yet but was told by a friend it tastes like "poo poo and vomit" and that even dogs steer clear of it.




"Natto Pizza"



Have some cheesecake instead.





Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012





My pancreas just burst.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

DrSnakeLaser posted:

I ordered something recently and got a couple of boxes of natto as a freebie. I haven't tried it yet but was told by a friend it tastes like "poo poo and vomit" and that even dogs steer clear of it.


Don't worry, the smell will probably put you off before you even stick any in your mouth.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


A large and saucy dog

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

DrSnakeLaser posted:

Have some cheesecake instead.



:randpop::respek::stonk:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

DrSnakeLaser posted:

I ordered something recently and got a couple of boxes of natto as a freebie. I haven't tried it yet but was told by a friend it tastes like "poo poo and vomit" and that even dogs steer clear of it.
The natto episode of the original Iron Chef is so many different kinds of hilarious, not just from how the poo poo looks and behaves but also in how they try to make it not hideous in like 5 dishes.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



PubicMice posted:

Every single part of my body from my hair follicles to my toenails is screaming at me that that poo poo is mold.

I've just been reading a 70s cookbook, "The Art of Garde Manger", and in the chapter on food decor/garnishes it specifically mentions food coloring "is permissible" and may be added

quote:

... with one exception. Blue is not considered conducive to tantalizing appetites and, therefore, is not recommended.

When a 1973 cookbook with color plates worthy of this thread tells you not to do something because it's gonna look AFP, you loving listen.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Yawgmoth posted:

The natto episode of the original Iron Chef is so many different kinds of hilarious, not just from how the poo poo looks and behaves but also in how they try to make it not hideous in like 5 dishes.

God I wish there was somewhere to legally watch the original Iron Chef

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
I've always wondered, like, from an evolutionary standpoint, who/why/how any human figured out to eat such weird poo poo. I mean, Natto is half rotten soybeans. What kind of a drunk frat party centuries ago had to happen for people to eat this stuff? Add to Natto the wormy cheese, infected corn kernels, lutefisk, Kiviak, all sorts of mostly decayed crap that took somebody, somewhere huge stones to eat in the first place. I'm just in awe. That said, I love the rind on Brie strictly for the ammonia overtones. I guess I'm just as bad.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I've always wondered, like, from an evolutionary standpoint, who/why/how any human figured out to eat such weird poo poo. I mean, Natto is half rotten soybeans. What kind of a drunk frat party centuries ago had to happen for people to eat this stuff? Add to Natto the wormy cheese, infected corn kernels, lutefisk, Kiviak, all sorts of mostly decayed crap that took somebody, somewhere huge stones to eat in the first place. I'm just in awe. That said, I love the rind on Brie strictly for the ammonia overtones. I guess I'm just as bad.

desperation, I assume. being constantly on the verge of starvation is a fine motivation for culinary adventurism. food that's gone bad looks good when it's the only food you've got.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Salmonberries?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Scathach posted:

Salmonberries?
Maybe even golden raspberries. Ours come in yellow and blush to pink. This is true AFP in that it's probably delicious, but looks gross.

I wanted to--well, if not like natto, then at least be able to stomach it. The first time I tried to eat it, I had it hovering in front of my mouth for just a little bit too long; my host sister said, "Right right right, smells too bad, doesn't it. I understand. You don't have to," and took the chopsticks out of my hand. (She is, not incidentally, a big natto fan.) The second time, I waited until my host sister was in town to order natto sushi (the gunkan style with a pile of natto on top of rice and a nori collar holding it all in place) at a local restaurant, thinking she could eat it if I couldn't. One bite and I was in the bathroom wiping my tongue with a paper towel, and I am not a big baby when it comes to weird food. But goddamn, it was gross. I feel like I should try it again, maybe with a lot of karashi mustard, but then again: gently caress that.

And now for something completely different!


It's a gummy grub with a soft blueberry center.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
I've had natto, it's not that bad. The texture is weird but not awful, the taste is bitter and musty, tastes like an old sock, but not that old. Better with the mustard they gave me.

Would try it again probably, because I'm stubborn. I keep shoving green olives in my face because "it's an acquired taste!!" and every time I go ":) this is actually okay! Maybe I finall-UGH NO WHY"


e: The place I had natto was an okinomiyaki restaurant in London, and when I ordered it the waiter said "are you sure?"
"Yep!"
A few minutes later a senior waiter came over. "Hi! You ordered the natto? Do you know what that is?"
"Yeah!"
The food was delivered by the chef. "And here's your natto. Are you sure you ordered this?"
"Yes!!!"

I'm sure they loved watching me take one bite and go "eeeeh no". But it was worth trying.
The restaurant is Abeno btw. Two locations in central London. I'm sure they just scoop their natto out of packets, but great okonomiyaki!

eating only apples has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Apr 23, 2018

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Have a kebab

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