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yeah I eat rear end posted:Something that has long annoyed me in horror movies: If you are somewhere and things are progressively getting weirder and weirder and you have the opportunity to just leave and go home, just do it. 1408 is an example where he could have still escaped if he had just left with the air conditioning guy, Air conditioning guy was probably a ghost. I like Insidious because they move once things get really intense but but it makes no difference because the house wasn't haunted, their son is.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Air conditioning guy was probably a ghost. next thing i know you'll be telling me samuel l jackson wasn't actually in his minibar. I'm not buying it.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:He only tried when it was too late. There is clearly a window of time when you can get out considering they do a turndown service once a month or whatever it was samuel l jackson said - not everyone who enters the room dies. I get that john cusack wanted to say in haunted rooms but he clearly didn't really believe in it and was just in it for the money, so once there was even a hint of a real ghost he should have got the gently caress out and made the rest up for the book. He went in alone with the purpose of pissing off ghosts he was hosed the second the door closed. If I recall correctly SLJ says the staff work in pairs just to avoid ghosts.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Something that has long annoyed me in horror movies: If you are somewhere and things are progressively getting weirder and weirder and you have the opportunity to just leave and go home, just do it. 1408 is an example where he could have still escaped if he had just left with the air conditioning guy, but the current example is "Last Shift". It's just a job, once you start seeing ghosts and stuff don't call your supervisor asking what's going on, just get the gently caress out of there. By the time they think of doing that, whatever the thing is is too powerful and won't let you. Leave when you can.
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They just don't make movies about the people smart enough to leave.
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I'm surprised no horror movie has tried to go past just found footage and used social media as a framing device. Or maybe they have an I just haven't heard of one yet.
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MarbleHornets?
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Canemacar posted:I'm surprised no horror movie has tried to go past just found footage and used social media as a framing device. It's bad! What a surprise!
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There was a funny Cracked video making fun of haunted house tropes where the joke was that the ghost wasn't what made the house unbearable, but the husband's lovely brother. They all end up moving out to escape him, and the ghost comes with them because she can't stand him either. Unfortunately I can't find the video to post.
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BioEnchanted posted:There was a funny Cracked video making fun of haunted house tropes where the joke was that the ghost wasn't what made the house unbearable, but the husband's lovely brother. They all end up moving out to escape him, and the ghost comes with them because she can't stand him either. Unfortunately I can't find the video to post. I know your whole thing is digging up really obscure media, but I just can't believe in a funny cracked video.
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Canemacar posted:I'm surprised no horror movie has tried to go past just found footage and used social media as a framing device. Nerve kinda does this badly.
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On the Joel mchale show Joel stands there in this weird slumped over way that annoys me
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oldpainless posted:On the Joel mchale show Joel stands there in this weird slumped over way that annoys me He's been doing that ever since Talk Soup on E! and I have no idea why
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He has lovely posture and is aware of it, he jokes about it sometimes on his twitter, which I would share if my company werent dicks who blocked twitter.
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synthetik posted:Nerve kinda does this badly. Nerve only did one good thing
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Samuringa posted:Nerve only did one good thing Nah, those motorcycle handlebar mirrors are really cheap and vibrate all around. Never trust vehicle parts from ebay that cost less than $10. I've had them myself and they are bad F-- would not buy again.
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:I know your whole thing is digging up really obscure media, but I just can't believe in a funny cracked video. maybe by funny he meant smug and irritating
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Sony spent millions making a Venom movie and had the lead scientist lady not know how to pronounce "Symbiote".
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It's not a real word, they can pronounce it however they want.
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Samuringa posted:It's not a real word, they can pronounce it however they want. Yeah but they’ve been pronouncing it one way in all other forms of media for 25 years so it is irritating, especially for the target audience of these movies.
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Samuringa posted:It's not a real word, they can pronounce it however they want. Haha, what? Symbiote is definitely a real word.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Haha, what? Symbiote is definitely a real word. Nope. When you're talking about two organisms in symbiosis, they're each a symbiont. Symbiote was invented for the comic.
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Uhm ok well ACTUALLY all words are made up anyways so
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It's pronounced "sword".
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I dunno, I was pretty sure it was like gif.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Nope. When you're talking about two organisms in symbiosis, they're each a symbiont. Symbiote was invented for the comic. While your post is correct on most points, "symbiote" is in fact a valid alternative word for a symbiont. It's in the dictionary and everything.
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Jedit posted:While your post is correct on most points, "symbiote" is in fact a valid alternative word for a symbiont. It's in the dictionary and everything. "Symbiote" is the French origin, first used in 1889. However, it wasn't added to the English dictionary until quite recently, and all definitions of "symbiote" simply point to "symbiont." All medical dictionaries I can find either omit it, or redirect to symbiont as well. I have a feeling popular culture (Symbiote appeared in comics in 1984) had some sway in getting that reference added.
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BOOYAH
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I'm just happy sony pictures was able to scrape together a few bucks for some cgi in the new trailer
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I pronounce it
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In Dredd Kay steals Anderson's gun, turn it against her and takes her to Ma Ma. But Anderson knows that only she can use the gun without it blowing up and she's a powerful telepath who previously hosed Kay up so much that he wet himself. So why does she let Kay threaten her with her own gun?
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I don't understand making a Venom movie. The only reason I can think of is that Sony wishes it was the 90s again.
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Gaunab posted:I don't understand making a Venom movie. The only reason I can think of is that Sony wishes it was the 90s again. All we know about it is it has Venom and we just got a look at the costume. Isn't it a bit early to judge?
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Alhazred posted:In Dredd Kay steals Anderson's gun, turn it against her and takes her to Ma Ma. But Anderson knows that only she can use the gun without it blowing up and she's a powerful telepath who previously hosed Kay up so much that he wet himself. So why does she let Kay threaten her with her own gun? Because it's pressed against her head and if he pulls the trigger it will explode.
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rydiafan posted:Because it's pressed against her head and if he pulls the trigger it will explode. And she forgot her helmet.
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Gaunab posted:I don't understand making a Venom movie. The only reason I can think of is that Sony wishes it was the 90s again. Because he's a popular character and was done very poorly for Spider-Man 3. Not that Sony has done a bang up job with Spider-Man themselves. Basically every character is getting film representation now. It's a matter of time before we finally get Moon Knight or whatever.
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GoldStandardConure posted:And she forgot her helmet. Isn't it a point that the helmet interferes with her telepathy? I swear that comes up.
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's a matter of time before we finally get Moon Knight or whatever. I wish.
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rydiafan posted:Because it's pressed against her head and if he pulls the trigger it will explode. Doesn't he basically twist her arm so that she's pointing the gun at her own head? So if he pulls the trigger he's using her own finger to do it?
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marshmallow creep posted:Isn't it a point that the helmet interferes with her telepathy? I swear that comes up. Yeah. It also hinders her primary weapon, which she didn't lose throughout the movie.
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