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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I'm glad I Am Bread is a member of the off planet cabal of crazies. Good old bread you were my best character.

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Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
I like where this is going, and if Buffy dies I'm all in for Rocksteady and Bebop, who I'm sure are very confused right now.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Broly is going to be so disappointed when Goku accidentally blunders into a cloud of chlorine gas and dies in the opening round.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Location: Earth



Alright, I've gotten us to Earth. That much interdimensional travel tires me out, so I'm going to rest.

Here's the location we're going to use for the games.



It's an uninhabited area in the Ural Mountains, and our tributes should land there about 10:00 in the morning local time.

I assume you're using this season as a test run before you and Broly go after Goku.

That's right, Robert. Here are the pathetic tributes that are going to die in this match.



Aren't Bebop and Rocksteady your subordinates? Isn't that cruel to force them to fight to the death?

There's no room for maggots like them in my organization.

They don't have the best track record. We're hoping that putting them in the games will toughen them up.

(...)

I have to agree with Bread on this one. That's unnecessary. That being said, the landing pods are modified Saiyan spaceships, correct?

Yeah. We're going to launch in 15 minutes, so get ready to watch.

HAHAHA! Let's get this bloodbath started!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

We've fired the pods, so now we've just gotta wait for the landing. Oh poo poo, here we go!





I was right! Bebop and Rocksteady were too weak! They didn't even put up a fight!

(...)

We'll see what happens. One of the birds is already dead.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016




I feel sorry for Moira.

Don't. You're a former champion. You know how things go in the games.

(!!!)

Bread's right. Look at that fuckin' Croctopus prancing about! That's hilarious!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.




Goddamit thats 66% of my tributes gone before night 1 :mad:

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Who knew the Bagginses had such a bloodlust?

Poor Inanimate Carbon Rod, I thought you'd survive longer - but then I didn't expect Bebop and Rocksteady to go out so soon either.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012



LOL at Bebop and Rocksteady going down in the first round

And yay for Buffy and Giles working together to kill an evil warlock!

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Goddamn, Frodo ain’t loving around.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
They're running Dive comp. Unbelievable.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012


Looks like somebody was impressed with Frodo's triple-kill. Hope his uncle killing Doomfist's partner doesn't sour things.

Also, I am ridiculously pleased with Croctopus acting like himself. :allears:

Leos Klein
Mar 11, 2011

ALL HAIL CARDIEL

Now that Holy Bird is out of the picture, nobody will be able to stop Evil Bird :twisted:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jonah is bloodthirsty. Guess he's not as nice as we thought!

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
Buffy and Giles are wonderfully in character.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Alright, things have calmed down a bit. Let's see how they're doing. drat, Joel, that is cold.



I thought Frodo was stronger than that. I can't believe I was wrong!




Joel's starting to regret last night, I see.

(-)

Planting those porn magazines was your idea, Bread.

Bread!

(~)

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Twilight of the Bagginses.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
Turns out all Frodo and Bilbo did was make themselves bigger targets. Not very good when you're as tiny as those two.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



What’s the deal with starving to death?!

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
How do you get pricked by berries when you have a gigantic metal arm?
Also I see Buffy has decided to Whedon it up. loving typical.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Did I miss anything?

Nah, not really.

Weaklings died as embarrassments to themselves.

Sombra is pissed at Jonah and Leonidas!

I think someone sent me that fanfiction once.



Does either Jerry expect to win like that?



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Accurate Greek history :gooncamp:

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
This romance arc between Sombra and Leonidas is loving hilarious.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Shoulda taken that threesome when you had the chance.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

(***)

What are Vadinho and that cow doing?!



Tough break for Buffy and Rupert.



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.




Right on, Leonidas.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Pissing off Kale is NOT a good idea. Neither is trying to blackmail her, Sombra!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

That Kale woman, she's a Saiyan...

She is, but she looks weak. I was able to subpoena her into participating.

Why is her power so similar to mine?

...



Man, I would not mess with Vadinho. Wow.



I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
All that violence and then Tapogres is just having a grand old time off by himself. I love it.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Well, that happened.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
I think Father Murphy’s been slipping under everyone’s radar. Dude’s been committing evil against his neighbors.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

RIP the SOL crew. lovely movies did not prepare them for the Games.

Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
I'm sure Leonidas last stand against overwhelming odds was a heroic one.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Nobody likes a gossip, but Jerry Springer can't be caught.



Alright, we'll be dropping supplies for the remaining tributes.

Somebody tampered with the supplies.

What do you mean, "Somebody tampered with the supplies."?!



Hahaha!



I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Wait, a turtle is winning a round that's being run from the Technodrome? That doesn't bode well.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
In Turtledrome, 24 animals enter, 1 turtle leaves.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
Murphy wasn't an actual holy man, but he couldn't escape his conscience forever.

Now to see if Doomfist will show Snapture what the best defense really is, or if Snapture is going to send him to the pearly gates.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

I Said No posted:

Wait, a turtle is winning a round that's being run from the Technodrome? That doesn't bode well.

i see you are not familiar with the saga of zoofights, my friend

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Which of these two maggots will win?!

Hard to say, but I'd like Doomfist to win.

I want Doomfist to win too. I need someone else I can actually talk to around here.

(...)

Gonna have to agree with Bread on that one. The Snapture rules!




drat it! And in the lamest possible way too!



Welcome aboard, Snapture! You're weak, but you're better than the rest of the weaklings this season!

GRRRRAAGGGH...


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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

At least my man Vadinho tied for second on the kill chart. And it's great to see the tradition of anti-climactic endings continue!

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