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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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CaptainSarcastic posted:

the greatest sagas of the SA forums: how are goons so bad at not loving this up

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I just want a place to see and post cool fanart, how are goons so bad at not loving this up

We're goons. Ruining everything is just like...what we do, you know?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

CaptainSarcastic posted:

the greatest sagas of the SA forums: how are goons so bad at not loving this up

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Is there a story behind where all the Wow! President Bernie! avs came from?

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

Jon Joe posted:

Is there a story behind where all the Wow! President Bernie! avs came from?

They look like crops from Ben Garrison strips.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

I Said No posted:

They look like crops from Ben Garrison strips.
I can confirm that they are, but I don't know where they're actually coming from.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A pity the fanart thread imploded again. At this rate I'll never see Santa Claus and Superman on the couch at 4:20pm on December 25th as Superman lights Santa's massive blunt with his heat vision.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

A pity the fanart thread imploded again. At this rate I'll never see Santa Claus and Superman on the couch at 4:20pm on December 25th as Superman lights Santa's massive blunt with his heat vision.

Be the change you want to see.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ghost Leviathan posted:

A pity the fanart thread imploded again. At this rate I'll never see Santa Claus and Superman on the couch at 4:20pm on December 25th as Superman lights Santa's massive blunt with his heat vision.

what happened to the undertale thread this time

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

exploded mummy posted:

what happened to the undertale thread this time
It was bad for many years.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Be the change you want to see.

I wish, I legitimately have worse artistic skills than Chris-Chan.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


exploded mummy posted:

what happened to the undertale thread this time

I don't follow that thread, but from what I heard some dude was posting hundreds of sexy pics of the skeletons and people finally got tired of it.

This site results in some of the weirdest sentences I've ever written.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

A Spider Covets posted:

I don't follow that thread, but from what I heard some dude was posting hundreds of sexy pics of the skeletons and people finally got tired of it.

This site results in some of the weirdest sentences I've ever written.

At this point, over all the iterations of the thread, he is probably up to 10,000+

It isn't specifically Undertale wank fiction it's just every undertale image that has ever existed, which includes wank fiction.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

A Spider Covets posted:

I don't follow that thread, but from what I heard some dude was posting hundreds of sexy pics of the skeletons and people finally got tired of it.

This site results in some of the weirdest sentences I've ever written.

He wasn't (usually) posting borderline porn, but he was posting multiple times per day to get around the 5 image limit and was being an enormous prick about it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

frankly, i'm glad he's dead

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


Captain Invictus  posted:

It was in extremely poor taste, I immediately apologized for it, and recognized that I should not have done it. I also donated to SPLC as a more concrete form of apology than just words. But there is no forgiveness, no forgetting here on SA, especially when someone has it out for you.


:stare:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Wait, is this the fanart over-poster? Or did he do something else? What could involve undertale but warrant an SPLC donation? When is Jello?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
lmao "Can't you just forgive me for comparing my shitposting to young black men being gunned down in cold blood?!"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
mods please rename this thread to "the greatest sagas of the SA forums: I also donated to SPLC as a more concrete form of apology"

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


it's always pedophiles. stretching as far as the eye can see, pedos

Who What Now posted:

He wasn't (usually) posting borderline porn, but he was posting multiple times per day to get around the 5 image limit and was being an enormous prick about it.

Haha there's an official limit.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Honestly I thought the whole thing was posters throwing their toys out of the pram over a white noise poster to the point of ruining it for everyone. See also Guy Goodbody in the funny pictures thread.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

A Spider Covets posted:

Haha there's an official limit.

The official limit is because they were posting dozens of fullsized Undertale images which caused so many people to complain that the threads were being closed due to endless derails.

So instead of dropping 50 giant sexy skeletons they just split them up into a more manageable 10 posts of 5 thumbnailed sexy skeletons.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Honestly I thought the whole thing was posters throwing their toys out of the pram over a white noise poster to the point of ruining it for everyone. See also Guy Goodbody in the funny pictures thread.

It might be time to have a "post image only" rule in certain threads like that one D&D thread. The Meme thread is just a chat thread now where people argue over which memes are funny most of the time.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Honestly I thought the whole thing was posters throwing their toys out of the pram over a white noise poster to the point of ruining it for everyone. See also Guy Goodbody in the funny pictures thread.

Yep, ruined it for all those other people posting their personal spank bank of sexy fish ladies.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Honestly I thought the whole thing was posters throwing their toys out of the pram over a white noise poster to the point of ruining it for everyone. See also Guy Goodbody in the funny pictures thread.

That's basically the way I see it-CI's obsession with posting Undertale fanart is weird and he's definitely kind of a spiteful dick, but I have no idea why so many people have melted down over it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Who What Now posted:

Yep, ruined it for all those other people posting their personal spank bank of sexy fish ladies.

They that can give up essential liberty to post porn on a dying comedy forum to obtain a little temporary order in the thread deserve neither liberty nor order.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Acebuckeye13 posted:

That's basically the way I see it-CI's obsession with posting Undertale fanart is weird and he's definitely kind of a spiteful dick, but I have no idea why so many people have melted down over it.

Well now we have people melting down that he was told to stop, so perhaps meltdowns are a constant.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Why do goons save their jizz so often

just thinking back on past sagas, NOT obsessing on semen splashed across these boards throughout the ages

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

A Spider Covets posted:

Why do goons save their jizz so often

just thinking back on past sagas, NOT obsessing on semen splashed across these boards throughout the ages

Are you saying that you don't collect your jizz?

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I hope I'm not getting too blue here, but I always assumed the reason to bust a nut in a sock was that you threw it in with your other dirty laundry and washed it. I don't get how so many people on the Internet, goons or otherwise, have weird crusty fungus socks.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
I'm pretty certain that if yours is a lifestyle which includes jizzing in socks, doing laundry is not a regular activity.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Howard Beale posted:

I'm pretty certain that if yours is a lifestyle which includes jizzing in socks, doing laundry is not a regular activity.

i have a bunch of jizz socks in the wash right now

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Howard Beale posted:

I'm pretty certain that if yours is a lifestyle which includes jizzing in socks, doing laundry is not a regular activity.

Now that I'm an adult and live in my own apartment I just jizz anywhere

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lol if you don't jizz inside your own penis.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Lol if you think anyone who jizzes in a sock ever bothers to wash it

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Lol, just lol, if you don't simply jizz inside Enrico and let him deal with the clean up.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
Who says I even own socks? :smaug:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Jizz into your partners dick. Two dudes passing jizz back and forth like a subway train.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

Jizz into your partners dick. Two dudes passing jizz back and forth like a subway train.

Ah, the ol' Switcheroo. That's a classic.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Docking plus supply transfer.

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Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

Jizz into your partners dick. Two dudes passing jizz back and forth like a subway train.

Get a chinese finger trap involved, they call that a Hyperloop

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