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anthonypants posted:this actually rules because the it consultants absolutely charged 10x the price of the ransom, at minimum
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Gobbeldygook posted:the document says the company charged $6k and paid the four bitcoin ransom. the price of bitcoin on april 11th 2016 was 421.14, so they paid $1,684.56+fees for approximately $4300 in profit.
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Gobbeldygook posted:https://twitter.com/SeamusHughes/status/988487142363025409 is this legal? hilarious either way
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redleader posted:is this legal? hilarious either way
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it's called an arbitrage opportunity, look it up fed dumbshits
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some cops asked a funeral home to get access to a dead man's fingerprints from his corpse to unlock his phone http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Cops-used-dead-man-s-finger-in-attempt-to-access-his-phone-It-s-legal-but-is-it-okay-_167262017
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I mean, if the crypto on the ransomware is actually as strong as it's supposed to be wouldn't the only alternative to paying the ransom being a "boil the oceans"-type scenario? Sounds like the company was exercising due diligence and acting in the client's best interest to me? 
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anthonypants posted:some cops asked a funeral home to get access to a dead man's fingerprints from his corpse to unlock his phone http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Cops-used-dead-man-s-finger-in-attempt-to-access-his-phone-It-s-legal-but-is-it-okay-_167262017 it's a shame they didn't consider that when they shot him, it might have saved some time
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anthonypants posted:some cops asked a funeral home to get access to a dead man's fingerprints from his corpse to unlock his phone http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Cops-used-dead-man-s-finger-in-attempt-to-access-his-phone-It-s-legal-but-is-it-okay-_167262017 nice promo for the new season of Bosch
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anthonypants posted:some cops asked a funeral home to get access to a dead man's fingerprints from his corpse to unlock his phone http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Cops-used-dead-man-s-finger-in-attempt-to-access-his-phone-It-s-legal-but-is-it-okay-_167262017 they have been doing this for ages, normally they do it while the body is still in the city morgue so nobody needs to give access
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quote:detectives didn’t think they’d need a warrant because there is no expectation of privacy after death — an opinion several legal experts affirmed I am not comfortable with this loophole
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Dylan16807 posted:I am not comfortable with this loophole Don't worry, if state-secrets depend on your privacy you are still g2g.
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just got reminded that viss blocked me for calling him an rear end in a top hat when he tweeted an email chain with cisco tac about a patch and didn't redact the names of the frontline techs trying to help him lmao nothing of value was lost imo
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also re: conference tweetwalls, i tried to send "im gay" to the vmworld 2017 hashtag while i was there and it never went up 
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That is pretty good imo.
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man, I was doing that years ago
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Dylan16807 posted:I am not comfortable with this loophole It's okay, once you're dead it won't matter what you're comfortable with!
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Doom Mathematic posted:It's okay, once you're dead it won't matter what you're comfortable with! The famous Doom Mathematic “...dating...” rule.
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:it's called an arbitrage opportunity, look it up fed dumbshits Everything is an arbitrage
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just saw a thing in the iOS App Store for remembear, a password manager. the latest update includes "achievements sharing and bug fixes" so now pw management has been gamified 
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anthonypants posted:some cops asked a funeral home to get access to a dead man's fingerprints from his corpse to unlock his phone http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Cops-used-dead-man-s-finger-in-attempt-to-access-his-phone-It-s-legal-but-is-it-okay-_167262017 this is the most low grade altered cabron thing Chris Knight posted:just saw a thing in the iOS App Store for remembear, a password manager. the latest update includes "achievements sharing and bug fixes" well a sense of personal security isnt motivation for most people so if thats what it takes…
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anthonypants posted:some cops asked a funeral home to get access to a dead man's fingerprints from his corpse to unlock his phone http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/Cops-used-dead-man-s-finger-in-attempt-to-access-his-phone-It-s-legal-but-is-it-okay-_167262017 the cops here sometimes go to the morgue to get the fingers off corpses to fingerprint-identify them. that’s called a ”sausage run”. they literally just get the fingers in a bag. I’m not even making GBS threads you.
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are they not allowed to fingerprint in the morgue, and do you get the fingers returned or are they disposed of by random technicians at the nearest station i'd have to check how that's handled around here but dismembering corpses over a fingerprint doesn't sound like standard procedure
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Yeah, what in the gently caress is happening where cutting fingers off is remotely an acceptable procedure?
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i googled sausage run and didn't find it but did find this which makes it worth it http://www.live5news.com/story/14056057/cops-nude-man-stole-sausage quote:ESTERO, FL (CNN) - A 34-year-old man is charged after police say he broke into an Estero, FL, community kitchen, stripped nude and stole sausage in January.
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:are they not allowed to fingerprint in the morgue, and do you get the fingers returned or are they disposed of by random technicians at the nearest station the AFIS (digital fingerprint) machine is the size of a gaming arcade booth and lives at the police station. it’s also harder to take ink prints from a corpse than individual fingers. Finns don’t usually do open caskets so the body is cremated anyway, and after an autopsy your body parts are literally slices and your brain sits in the stomach cavity sliced up like a loaf of bread. I’ve seen it done. In finland almost every dead person is autopsied, which means a lot of deaths that are actual homicides get noticed at that stage. it’s called ”nakkikeikka” in police slang in finnish, ”sausage run” is my unofficial translation so you’ll probably find nothing about in google. my source for this info is the teacher that taught us cause of death investigation at the police college of Finland. e: idk what they do with the fingers afterwards but I guess they’re returned to the morgue to be buried along with the rest of the deceased’s earthly remains.
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:i was more confused over the handling of body parts as they're generally considered biohazard, and then there's contamination with anything along the way including the fingerprint scanner yeah idk about that. just repeating what I was told.
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:i was more confused over the handling of body parts as they're generally considered biohazard, and then there's contamination with anything along the way including the fingerprint scanner Finland is frozen all year around so it’s not a hazard
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computer toucher posted:the cops here sometimes go to the morgue to get the fingers off corpses to fingerprint-identify them. that’s called a ”sausage run”. they literally just get the fingers in a bag.
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anthonypants posted:going to the morgue makes sense, since it's technically still in police custody. i haven't heard about cutting fingers off but i'm sure it happens somewhere. going to the funeral home, after the body has already been released to the family, is the hosed up thing about this particular scenario. yeah we don't have funeral homes in the sense that the US does. I think the body pretty much goes from the morgue to the crematorium, from which the urn is given to the family. The urn is buried over a somber ceremony and then there will be lukewarm coffee and sandwich cake. I guess these cases are when it's a) too cumbersome to move the whole corpse from some place to another place b) digital fingerprinting is involved c) the deceased is unknown, and as such, no family has yet been identified. We didn't even discuss whether it would be disrespectful to the family, just shrugged that "ok that makes sense I guess". As for the biohazard part, I guess rubber gloves are involved, it's not like you just stick nine in your pockets and one up your rear end and off you go on your merry way. It's not like a severed finger will bleed, you can just rinse it off and bag it. Edit: OK I actually found a source for this: "Yleensä tekniset tutkijat käyvät ruumishuoneella myöhemmin ottamassa vainajalta sormenjäljet, joskus jopa sormenpäät, myöhempää rikosteknisessä laboratoriossa tapahtuvaa sormenjälkien tutkimista varten", which translates to: "Usually the forensic investigators will visit the morgue on a later time to collect the fingerprints from the deceased, and sometimes even the tips of the fingers, for a later fingerprint investigation at the forensic laboratory.", Written by Kimmo K. Kiiski, "Poliisin rooli kuolemansyyn tutkinnassa" - "The role of the police in determining cause of death", 2009. This is one of my old textbooks from the police college. computer toucher fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Apr 24, 2018 |
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computer toucher posted:yeah we don't have funeral homes in the sense that the US does. I think the body pretty much goes from the morgue to the crematorium, from which the urn is given to the family. The urn is buried over a somber ceremony and then there will be lukewarm coffee and sandwich cake. Why not just get bigger pockets? It seems like driving with a finger up your rear end would be uncomfortable.
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Schadenboner posted:Why not just get bigger pockets? It seems like driving with a finger up your rear end would be uncomfortable. Well this way frees up a hand.
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computer toucher posted:As for the biohazard part, I guess rubber gloves are involved, it's not like you just stick nine in your pockets and one up your rear end and off you go on your merry way. Please don't kink shame TIA
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ate all the Oreos posted:i googled sausage run and didn't find it but did find this which makes it worth it "stole sausage in January" sounds like a euphemism
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