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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Fargin Icehole posted:

I could see a DOOM Movie being a version of Hardcore Henry but with a higher budget

Actually yes please.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3svq8EX01U

This but with imps and a berserk pack

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

We already have Event Horizon what more do we need??????

Broose
Oct 28, 2007

Jack Trades posted:

Actually yes please.

With enough body horror to make John Carpenter wince.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Broose posted:

With enough body horror to make David Cronenberg wince.
Fixed.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



Just lol at all these suggestions that aren't "Crank, but with demons"

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Hulk Krogan posted:

Just lol at all these suggestions that aren't "Mad Max, but with demons"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Hulk Krogan posted:

Just lol at all these suggestions that aren't "The Raid, but with demons"

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
No but for real just get George Miller to direct it, he's clearly in the right mindset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozmjV_VLYyo

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Hulk Krogan posted:

Just lol at all these suggestions that aren't "Dredd, but with demons"

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
getting the hype train rolling huh

Xenaero
Sep 26, 2006


Slippery Tilde

Jarf posted:

Okay so now I want to see a swarm of bee sized doom guys rip and tear their way through hell.

Ah well, time to fire up the ol' classic doom editing suite.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Also, missed during the movie leak kerfuffle: The Retard 4 Soundtrack is now available in physical form.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

At least somebody at Bethesda has a clear mind.

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Good, because they didn't run out of preorders and I managed to get one.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
Holy poo poo a vinyl release.

lol awesome

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
I'm not one for buying vinyl but that looks pretty slick

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

https://screenrant.com/doom-movie-direct-video-digital/

lol whoops lets just pump the brakes on getting even a little excited for it

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I don't think a Doom movie ever stood any chance of going to theaters in 2018, but even disregarding that, that company branch's repertoire is less than stellar

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Hey man, Tremors 5 and Cult of Chucky actually owned. :colbert:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
The Man With The Iron Fists 2 is actually Doom but secretly disguised as something else

edit: The 'Guy With The Iron Fists

bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH
I'm sure it could be a movie of a Doom mod. Thinking of that, now I want to see a Demonsteele movie.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
There was a Kindergarten Cop 2? And it starred Dolph Lundgren? :aaa:

rally
Nov 19, 2002

yospos

MMAgCh posted:

There was a Kindergarten Cop 2? And it starred Dolph Lundgren? :aaa:

I am more shocked that there was a sequel to cop and a half.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
mods, change my display name to "Worldwide Cheersmack"

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

MMAgCh posted:

There was a Kindergarten Cop 2? And it starred Dolph Lundgren? :aaa:

Yeah, it looked not great

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm sure Beethoven's Treasure Trail is about the dog but still lol

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is DOOM

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Bring It On, but with demons

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

site posted:

Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is DOOM
Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is Retard[5]

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
yall talking about movies wheres that dude in here who couldn't finish the 2 minute cutscene of olivia pressing imaginary buttons

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
netflix please pioneer good video game movies thx

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

Donovan Trip posted:

netflix please pioneer good video game movies thx

Castlevania actually worked so maybe animated series like Dead Space instead?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

The Kins posted:

Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is Retard[5]

Doomslayer come rescue me, wOoOoOooooo babayyy

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
Doom movie was fun. I still watch it every now and then.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

CJacobs posted:

I don't think a Doom movie ever stood any chance of going to theaters in 2018, but even disregarding that, that company branch's repertoire is less than stellar



Holy loving poo poo.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

CJacobs posted:

I don't think a Doom movie ever stood any chance of going to theaters in 2018, but even disregarding that, that company branch's repertoire is less than stellar



You paint a pretty dour picture, but I for one wouldn't mind seeing a Doom Marine/Woody Woodpecker crossover.

I can see it now, the Doomguy, with his arms crossed in a "matter of fact" like way, his hard to read, stubborn blessing, seeing that old motherfucker woody woodpecker doing some harmless wholesome pranks

HEHUHA-A HAHA, HEHUAHA-A HAHA, EHEHEHEHEHEHE

What an old loving rascal

Fargin Icehole fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Apr 26, 2018

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
In order to find an occultist among his own ranks, DOOMGUY must go undercover as a bootcamp instructor--only this bootcamp is for genetically engineered babies. Watch as the demon-slayer has to test the next generation of sassy and streetwise soldiers...while they test his capacity for love.

EDIT: Also, there's a "It's NOT A TUMAH!" scene, except it is a tumor, and it sprouts eyes and teeth and DOOMGUY has to rip and tear it in front of thirty screaming kids.

Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Apr 26, 2018

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
itt: Things I would pay money to see.

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Have you guys heard about Id announcing a new game this E3?
I'm so excited I can't wait for Rage 2.

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