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bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

# ? Apr 26, 2018 04:58

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:56

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Auspol April - It's all loving hosed

# ? Apr 26, 2018 04:59

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

GoldStandardConure posted:

How ling till they pop up near an RSL full of pokies?

I can only assume like 3 weeks ago probably.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 05:01

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

brb committing fraud at the nearest free money machine

# ? Apr 26, 2018 05:34

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

anyone want a corpse?

https://twitter.com/ClayLucas/status/989340969790193664

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:04

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Scott Morrison is set to announce a 10 year plan of gradually reducing income tax over 10 years

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:05

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Will there also be robotic thugs to automatically intimidate debtors

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:05

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

anyone want a corpse?

https://twitter.com/ClayLucas/status/989340969790193664

This is an amazing policy

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:15

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I SHALL EXHUME AND DEVOUR.... IDENTIFY THE BODIES.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Anidav posted:

Scott Morrison is set to announce a 10 year plan of gradually reducing income tax over 10 years

To pay for this income tax cut we are also reducing minimum wage requirements.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:24

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

The ABC

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:45

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Anidav posted:

The ABC

Betteridge's Law.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:47

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Anidav posted:

The ABC

The rule of �any headline which asks a question, the answer is no� still holding strong I see

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:47

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Betteridge's Law.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 06:48

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

some dickhead being examined at the royal commission just collapsed, lol

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:25

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

BBJoey posted:

some dickhead being examined at the royal commission just collapsed, lol

I am picturing some enormous wheezing pig man with a bag covered in dollar signs and a monocle

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

BBJoey posted:

some dickhead being examined at the royal commission just collapsed, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrWSx46NlI4

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:26

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

BBJoey posted:

some dickhead being examined at the royal commission just collapsed, lol

He was being asked why he kept hiring financial planners with past track records of predatory behaviour and he just started breathing heavily and fainted.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:35

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

Anidav posted:

He was being asked why he kept hiring financial planners with past track records of predatory behaviour and he just started breathing heavily and fainted.

The Clive Palmer defence.

Now time for that man to start an alt-right meme page.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:38

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

JBP posted:

I am picturing some enormous wheezing pig man with a bag covered in dollar signs and a monocle

Oh my well you see I believe in uh second chances and uh uhhh *ping oink*

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:39

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Anidav posted:

He was being asked why he kept hiring financial planners with past track records of predatory behaviour and he just started breathing heavily and fainted.

"Because that's exactly the type of person we were looking for .... I mean .... *faint*"

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:42

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

literally the douglas renholm defense from the i.t. crowd

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:44

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

Anidav posted:

He was being asked why he kept hiring financial planners with past track records of predatory behaviour and he just started breathing heavily and fainted.

prior to this he explained that he hired himself, at $3000 per month, to provide legal advice to his company

# ? Apr 26, 2018 07:47

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

BBJoey posted:

some dickhead being examined at the royal commission just collapsed, lol

Hey if we can kill off a few bankers it�s all worthwhile regardless of any regulatory change

# ? Apr 26, 2018 08:12

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Steamed Hams but it's the Banking Royal Commission

# ? Apr 26, 2018 08:16

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Solemn Sloth posted:

Hey if we can kill off a few bankers it�s all worthwhile regardless of any regulatory change

Dude like your solution to most issues is death like is there something you want to tell us, Grim Reaper?

# ? Apr 26, 2018 08:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Just prior to Mr McMaster's collapse, Mr Costello said to Mr McMaster: "I put it to you, it is Orwellian to describe this as a client protection policy". This was because the policy protected Dover but not its clients.

Mr McMaster said it was regretable that the document had been called a client protection policy but said it was there to protect all parties.

Mr Costello then asked Mr McMaster if he was being misleading in his answers. Shortly thereafter Mr McMaster could be heard breathing heavily before collapsing.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 08:38

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

It�s a policy to protect from customers, duh

# ? Apr 26, 2018 08:46

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

You Am I posted:

Dude like your solution to most issues is death like is there something you want to tell us, Grim Reaper?

You've got to admit, mass murder make sense.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 08:56

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

This country is run by cartoon villains.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 09:00

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Ghost Leviathan posted:

This country is run by cartoon villains.

western or anime?

# ? Apr 26, 2018 09:01

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Birdstrike posted:

western or anime?

90s western.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 09:06

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Looten Plunder and Hoggish Greedly

# ? Apr 26, 2018 09:09

Halo14: Sep 11, 2001

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-26/melbourne-cafe-owner-warns-staff-who-claimed-underpaymen/9699980

Melbourne cafe owner threatens to sue staff, who claimed they were underpaid, for 'harassment'

quote:

Hi Anna,

I just wanted to advise you that as you will see in your payslip tomorrow or Friday (because of the holiday) I have already adjusted the wage rate to the correct award rate.

Any moneys owed to you will be paid in full according to the law.

However if the harassment continues to hurt and devalue our business each one of you Will be sued individually and collectively.

Steve

# ? Apr 26, 2018 09:49

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

Halo14 posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-26/melbourne-cafe-owner-warns-staff-who-claimed-underpaymen/9699980

Melbourne cafe owner threatens to sue staff, who claimed they were underpaid, for 'harassment'

gently caress these wage thieving pricks. gently caress them so bad.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 09:59

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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Oh but people are being mean and saying that we're wage thieving fucks

Better dig the hole deeper

# ? Apr 26, 2018 10:13

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

This reminds me of a family owned Italian restaurant on Chapel St. We only went there a couple of times but each time we saw the owners openly bitching out their staff for things like not setting our table right or taking too long in the kitchen, even though we had not said anything or had a problem at all. "STOP RUINING OUR BUSINESS" they scream as they scare away the only customers by being crazy assholes.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 10:14

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

There's two of those machines at a smoke shop near me and ever since they went in, they make me uncomfortable.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 10:32

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Halo14 posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-26/melbourne-cafe-owner-warns-staff-who-claimed-underpaymen/9699980

Melbourne cafe owner threatens to sue staff, who claimed they were underpaid, for 'harassment'

Owners are brain geniuses

# ? Apr 26, 2018 10:36

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:56

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Halo14 posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-26/melbourne-cafe-owner-warns-staff-who-claimed-underpaymen/9699980

Melbourne cafe owner threatens to sue staff, who claimed they were underpaid, for 'harassment'

This is the own zone. This poo poo is my jam.

# ? Apr 26, 2018 10:41

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